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Yoshi55

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« on: December 21, 2005, 11:20:01 PM »
I determine how the battles go, but you can convince me to go with your choice by a post.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 05:04:17 AM by Yoshi55 »
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2005, 11:54:13 PM »
Yoshi: In the blue corner is Roy Koopa. In the red corner is Mike Tyson.

Mario: Fight!

Roy throws an uppercut.
Tyson punches Roy in the face. Roy is KOed.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Roy gets back up.

Mario: Fight!

Tyson punches and misses. Roy starts punching Tyson. Tyson is at 1/2 health. Tyson punches, but Roy blocks. Roy throws an uppercut. Tyson throws an uppercut and takes away 1/2 of Roy's health. Roy starts repeatedly punching Tyson. Tyson is KOed.

Mario: 1.

Tyson gets up.

Mario: Fight!

Tyson uppercuts Roy. Roy punches Tyson in the head. Tyson punches Roy. Roy is KOed.

Mario: 1, 2, 3.

Roy gets up.

Mario: Fight!

Roy repeatedly punches Mike Tyson. Tyson is KOed.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Mike Tyson gets up.

Mario: Fight!!

Tyson repeatedly punches Roy. Roy uppercuts Tyson. Tyson punches Roy in the face. Roy is KOed.

Mario: TKO!

*Punch-out victory music plays*

Yoshi: And today's winner is: Mike Tyson by TKO. Next match is Ludwig Von Koopa vs. Von Kaiser.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 04:21:25 AM by Yoshi55 »
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 04:19:20 AM »
Yoshi: Today, 11/19/95 we have Ludwig Von Koopa in the blue corner...

Ludwig: Ich werde Sie also Schlechtes schlagen, die Sie Steak von einem Stroh trinken werden!!!!

Yoshi: ...against Von Kaiser in the red corner.

*Von Kaiser's theme from Punch-out!! for NES plays*

Von Kaiser: Ich schlage Sie in Unterordnung!!

Mario: Fight!!

Von Kaiser throws a jab at Ludwig's face. Ludwig uppercuts Von Kaiser. Von Kaiser throws an uppercut at Ludwig, but misses. Ludwig starts punching with both fists in a pattern. Von Kaiser Jabs. Ludwig punches and misses. Von Kaiser jabs again. Ludwig uppercuts Von Kaiser. Von Kaiser uppercuts. Ludwig is KOed.

Ludwig: OH- mein Kopf.

Mario: 1, 2, 3.

Ludwig gets up.

Mario: Fight!!

Von Kaiser uppercuts. Ludwig dodges this and repeatedly punches.

Ludwig: Sterben Sie Sie <Zensiert>!!!!!!

Ludwig still punches Von Kaiser repeatedly in rage. Von Kaiser is KOed.

Von Kaiser: Ow mein schmerzender Körper.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. KO!!

*SMB3 NES victory fanfare plays*

Ludwig: Nehmen Sie, daß Kaiser sein möchten.

Yoshi: Ludwig Von Koopa wins by KO!! Next match: Iggy Koopa vs. Soda Popinski.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 05:02:38 AM by Yoshi55 »
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 04:42:07 AM »
Yoshi: Today, 11/20/95 we have Iggy Koopa in the blue corner...

Iggy is a lot bigger than usual from muscle.

Iggy: I've started working out ever since after Yoshi's Safari.

Yoshi: against Soda Popinski in the red corner.

Soda Popinski: Я побью вас поэтому неудача, он ушибет больше чем ядерная бомба нагруженная с плутонием.

Mario: Fight!!

Iggy punches Soda Popinski in the face. Soda Popinski throws an uppercut. Iggy jabs, but Soda Popinski dodges and repeatedly punches, KOing Iggy in the process.

Mario: 1, 2, 3.

Iggy gets up.

Mario: Fight!!

Soda Popinski uppercuts, but misses. Iggy punches repeatedly in a pattern in serious rage. Soda Popinski is KOed.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. KO!!!!

*SMB3 victory fanfare plays*

Yoshi: Today's winner is Iggy Koopa by KO!! Next match: Wario vs. Mario.
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2005, 05:19:34 AM »
Yoshi: Today, 11/21/95 we have Wario in the blue corner...

Wario: Kiss this!! *starts smacking own butt* *crowd throws up simultaneously*

Yoshi: Against Mario in the red corner.

Mario: You're-a going down, fatso!

Yoshi: And as special guest referee, Link.

Link: Fight!!!

Mario throws an uppercut. Wario throws a jab. Mario punches Wario in the stomach. Wario is KOed.

Link: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. KO!!

Wario: D'oh I missed!!!!

*SMB NES castle beat fanfare plays*

Yoshi: Mario Wins by KO!! Next match: Little Mac vs. Kamek.
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2005, 09:30:29 PM »
Yoshi: Today on 11/22/95 we have Little Mac in the blue corner...

Yoshi: Against Kamek in the red corner.

Kamek: I will do to you what I would have done to the Mario Bros. as babies in the ' 50s!!

Mario: Fight!!!!

Kamek uppercuts Little Mac. Kamek jabs Little Mac, but misses. Little Mac starts punching Kamek in the head. Kamek punches Little Mac. Little Mac jabs Kamek. Kamek throws an uppercut. Little Mac is KOed.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Little Mac gets up.

Mario: Fight!!

Little Mac punches Kamek in the face. Kamek uppercuts Little Mac. Little Mac punches Kamek in the face hard enough to knock Kamek's glasses off, KOing him in the process.

Mario: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. KO!!

*Punch-out victory music plays*

Yoshi: Today's winner is Little Mac by KO.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2005, 11:25:17 PM by Yoshi55 »
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HolyAarom

« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2005, 09:32:07 PM »
"Claps for a weird reason."

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2005, 11:24:43 PM »
This is... interesting...
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2005, 12:11:01 AM »
Please no sarcasm. I seriously hate sarcasm.
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2005, 12:12:32 AM »
No sarcasm.
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HolyAarom

« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2005, 09:33:57 AM »
I'm not being sarcastic. It's just that this topic is weird.

Also, you shouldn't have posted the same thing twice. No offence though.

Yoshi55

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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2005, 05:02:05 PM »
OK maybe it is weird. It does feature Tyson KOing Roy.
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Luigi #98

« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2006, 06:41:09 AM »
It's wierd yet cool. What if you turn it into a Mario version of Rocky. Like do all the rocky movies but using nintendo characters. Example: Mario 3 Mario (rocky) vs DK (Mr.T) Mario 4 yoshi vs Koopa (appallo vs Ivan Drago)


Link begin!
Yoshi punches koopa but misses as Koopa counters with a devastating uppercut as yoshi falls to the ground. But koopa is far from done. He beats on yoshi like drum stick against a drum and Koopa sends a another devastating punch with the impact so great Yoshi dies. Will Mario be able to avenge his fallen former trainer?


something like that








p.s. some of the matches are kinda short, especially the wario vs mario one.
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Yoshi55

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2006, 06:08:10 PM »
I won't tollerate that. Killing Yoshi is NOT cool.
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