Super Bash Bros. WWE Style

[minkbob]

Little Mac: Welcome to Super Bash Bros. WWE Style!  The first match is between Link and Mario for the minor league champion! Mario is #1, and Link is the current champion!
Link: You're going down, mustachio man!
Mario: You'll pay for those words elf man!
Who will win? You'll have to wait for the next post!

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Little Mac: This is a one-item match; each of you will get one item to use.  Link, you get Lip's Stick! Mario, you get Beam Sword! Fight!
*Link bops Mario on the head until he falls down*
Crazy Redd: I'm gonna be the referee!
Crazy Redd: 1...2...
*Mario gets up*
Crazy Redd: Fight!
*Mario bops Link on the head until he falls down*
Crazy Redd: 1...2...3...KO!
Mario: I win!
Little Mac: Mario is the new Minor League champion!  Link has now dropped to rank number one.
Link: I heard that!

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Little Mac: Next up, it's Young Link versus Ganondorf for the #2 spot in the Minor Circuit!
This is a Lip's Stick, Beam Sword, and Fire Flower match! 3...2...1...Fight!
*Ganondorf picks up a Beam Sword and nearly slices Young Link in half, but he dodges*
*Young Link picks up a Fire Flower and shoots, but Ganondorf is out of range*
Ganondorf: Ha! Slice, slice, baby! *slices ground*
*Link hits Ganondorf with a boomerang and Ganondorf falls down*
Redd: 1...2...3! KO!
Little Mac: What kind of excuse for a fight is this?!
Ganondorf: I see stars . . . .
Mac: For the love of &#@%!

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*Luigi pops out of nowhere with Samus*
Little Mac: It's time for the mysterious fight between Luigi and Samus, who popped suddenly out of nowhere.
Ref: Fight!
Mac: This is an illegal fight, as we know.
*Samus blasts Luigi into the 1970s, where hippies dress him up like a hippie*
Ref: Samus wins!
*Back in the '70s, Luigi is staring at a lava lamp like an idiot who's never seen one before*

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Litle Mac: Yay, a rift to the 1970's! Isn't that when my game was made?
Mario: Mama mia, another idiot-a in the ring.
Little Mac: You'll pay for that!
*Little Mac bops Mario with a frying pan 32 times, causing him to pass out*
Porky Pig: Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
*Luigi pops out of rift*
Luigi: Mama mia! It's a large piece of pork-a!  Why don't I-a cook it?
*Mario gets up*
Mac: Now it's time for the match between Mario and Luigi, where the Mario Bros. collide! This will be the ultimate match!
*Luigi dunks Porky Pig in the fryer*
Porky Pig: Yeowch! I'm no ordinary pig! *dies*
Luigi: Who wants pork?
Everyone in the audience: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Luigi: Can someone hand me another pig?
*Nobody responds*
Ref: Let the match begin!
Mac: This shall be a turn-based battle.
*Mario shocks Luigi with lightning*
Mario: I've-a been practicing that at home-a!
*Luigi tosses steaming hot pork at Mario's face*
Luigi: I-a was saving this-a for the audience-a, but you'll-a do!
*Mario eats the pork*
Mario: Mmm, delicious!
Luigi: Drat.
*Mario hammers Luigi*
*Luigi jumps on Mario*
*Mario bodyslams Luigi*
*Luigi grabs and throws Mario into the side of the ring*
Mac: This is just plain dorky.  Especially throwing pork on Mario's face.
Crowd: Booooooooooooo! Boo!
*Mario plants a Fire Flower, setting Luigi's head on fire*
*Luigi falls down*
*Ref approaches Luigi*
Ref: 1..2...3! KO! Mario wins!

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Mac: Okay... This time it's Mario versus Captain Falcon!
*Falcon shows off his classic muscle*
*Mario does his classic...you'll know if you read our other story. It's extremely funny. You'll want to read it.*
*Mario does the disco point*
Mac: *slaps face* Oh brother...
Ref: Fight!
*Falcon uppercuts Mario sending him tumbling.  Luckily he lands on his feet.*
Ref: That was spectacular! I've never seen anything like it!
Mac: Tecnically, you are Mario, Ref.  But still, that was spectacular.
*Mario fireballs Captain Falcon's foot*
Falcon: Yeouch! That's my good kicking foot!
*Capt. Falcon falls down and the ref pops out*
Ref: 1...2...What?! He got back up?!
*Mario punches Capt. Falcon in the face twice, then kicks him*
*Falcon kicks Mario on the face*
Mario: YEOUCH! *falls down*
Ref: 1...2... *Mario gets back up*
Mac: This'll take all eternity to get over with.
*Mario trips on a pebble and falls flat on his face*
Ref: 1...2...3! KO!
Mac: Finally, someone wins over Mario! Next match, it's Dr. Mario vs. Link!

Now with more mink!

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*Back in the 1970's, Samus puts on a fake afro and Luigi does the robot*
Hippies: Hey Don't fight here!
*They move to a different, abandoned club*
*Mario jumps in the rift, landing on Luigi*
*Ref jumps in*
Ref: 1...2...3! Samus wins!
*Wario throws garlic in Mario's mouth*
*Mario goes to a dumpster and throws up*
*Waluigi throws an eggplant in Luigi's mouth*
*Luigi goes to the same dumpster and also throws up*
???: Cut! Cut! Cut!
*A Magikoopa turns Mario and Luigi into paper, and a mysterious man pulls out scissors*
*The scissors try to cut Mario and Luigi in half*
Wario: Hey! I'm much tastier than those losers!
*Mario and Luigi escape*
Luigi: Mario!
*Maori come from nowhere, and Mario jumps on them*
(Maori: native people of New Zealand)
Luigi: Huh? I didn't say "Maori!" I said "Mario!"
Maori: Oh! (They go away.)
Luigi: Fantastic! Let's watch a movie!
Mario: How about "The Legend of Melvis"?
Luigi: Great idea!
*3 hours later...*
Mario: Ughh! That was way too much popcorn!
Luigi: You're just greedy!
Mario: Am not!
Luigi: Forget it! What was your favorite song?
Mario: I loved "Bowser Hotel!"
Luigi: I liked "Hound Goomba," myself.
*Mario and Luigi enter the time rift, and a hippie follows him*
*They end up in 10000 BC*
Mario: Man! This is the wrong time!
*The hippie swims through the rift, and Luigi follows him!*
*Mario makes it through just as the rift closes*

[Luigi #98]

no one's paying attention to this because it's plaigerized. J-man was the first to come out with this and had similair matches. please close this.