Author Topic: If you were a President (Read 5844 times)

Alisbet · « **on:** September 02, 2010, 02:22:39 PM »

Hello. This thread is dedicated to this one question: If you were a president, what kind of president you would be?

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:31:08 PM »

Iron Fist. Heart of Darkness.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:38:58 PM »

A giant talking penis.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:51:20 PM »

A combination of John Adams, Grover Cleveland, and Ronald Reagan.

Weegee · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2010, 04:03:52 PM »

Quote from: SolidShroom on September 02, 2010, 03:38:58 PM

A giant talking penis.

Dick Nixon?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2010, 09:19:46 PM »

Time Lincoln

nensondubois · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2010, 09:45:15 PM »

George Washington. Not only was he the first president who has done important things, he also spoke real English. Too bad John Hancock wasn't president otherwise I would have made a Footpenis joke.

Weegee · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2010, 09:47:13 PM »

Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?

nensondubois · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2010, 09:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on September 02, 2010, 09:47:13 PM

Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?

The Chef · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2010, 10:21:19 PM »

..........?

Rao · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2010, 10:30:43 PM »

Dr. President

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2010, 10:34:15 PM »

If I were a President I'd be Baberham Lincoln.

Toad · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2010, 10:43:23 PM »

I would attack the press with Koopa shells if they started asking questions I didn't like (like Mario did in that Mario Party 5 commercial).

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2010, 11:10:50 PM »

I'd be a slightly modified Calvin Coolidge.

He supported low taxes (only the richest 2% of taxpayers paid any income tax at all by 1927), a smaller federal government, and lower federal spending (he paid down 1/4 of the national debt), he wasn't a racist ******* like his "progressive" contemporaries, he was the first president on radio and in a sound film, and he didn't talk much. All I'd change is to add more humor and emotion and subtract his support for direct election of senators.

bobman37 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:09:51 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on September 02, 2010, 09:47:13 PM

Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?

Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:27:08 AM »

Quote from: bobman37 on September 03, 2010, 12:09:51 AM

Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.

I honestly and truly can't tell if that's sarcasm.

Teddy Roosevelt. The man was shot and delivered a 75 page (I think, I know it was pretty long) speech anyway. I think if he were president again, a few hearty smacks, and tere would be no more complaining from any political party

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2010, 08:40:35 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on September 02, 2010, 09:47:13 PM

Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?

I heard there were technically many president-esque leaders in the US before Washington.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2010, 10:02:40 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyton_Randolph

Luigison · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:38:48 PM »

Quote from: bobman37 on September 03, 2010, 12:09:51 AM

Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.

I didn't learn some things about my home county until my wife went up North and found that people there knew about the Free State of Jones, that we were never taught about even though we lived there. <-- If that sentence doesn't make sense I'll blame the U.S. educational system even though it's really my own fault.

BTW, I'd rather be a "Precedent".