I remember I did a Madlib on some other Mario site, but I filled all of the words with 'Deezer'. Check it out-
The Deezer Tennis Game that was Really Deezer
By MetalYoshi
One day, Deezer was at his/her home, doing the things s/he normally does...like Deezer, Deezer, and of course Deezer. When s/he finished Deezer, s/he checked his/her mail. There was nothing too exciting... bills, junk mail, Deezer, and... what's this? Deezer saw a strange letter. Deezer it, s/he read...
"Dear Sir, Madam, or Deezer:
You are Deezer invited to the Deezer Royal Tennis Party, mostly due to the fact that Deezer dropped out. This means that you must come.
Sincerely,
Deezer
PS. If you don't come, the Goomba Mafia will come and Deezer you."
Well, obviously Deezer left Deezer for this Deezer event, making sure to pack his/her tennis Deezer and lucky Deezer. Taking the Deezer, s/he arrived within Deezer minutes.
Deezer's first match was against Deezer. Suddenly, Deezer used Deezer magic to turn his/her racket into a Deezer and smashed the ball, making an unstoppable shot. But, this was completely again the rules, so the score was now Deezer-Deezer, in Deezer's favor.
"What?" shrieked Deezer. "Why is the score like that?"
"Well," explained Deezer, "'Deezer'' means zero points. The points go up by Deezer, except for the Deezerth one, which goes up by Deezer. Haven't you played tennis before?"
"Deezer," replied Deezer.
Well, anyway, Deezer won. In fact, s/he made it to the final match of the Deezer, which was against Deezer him/herself.
Deezer served first, for a service ace. The score was now Deezer-Deezer.
After the second one, our hero Deezer scored on the return, tying the score at Deezer-all...
And then, Deezer came in and Deezer everybody.
The End