Wario sat in his castle. He had gold coins all over the floor. He had just woken up. Looking for his clothes, he opened his closet door and money pored out. 'Ha ha ha,' laughed Wario to himself, 'I LOVE money.' He got dressed as he hummed a song to himself, 'Super WARIO, Super Wario, Super Wario....World,' thought-sang Wario. He turned on his T.V. to watch the news. A Mushroom Newscaster began to talk, "In the news today, the Super Mario Brothers saved the worl..." At that point Wario Ground-pounded (or butt-smashed or "Super Ground Smash" as Nintendo now calls it) the T.V., flattening it like a pancake. "Stupid-a Mario Brothers!!" He yelled, "How come I-a never get-a cool adventures?!?" Just then, Wario heard a loud noise outside. He rushed out the door to see something that shocked him.