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Forum Games / Re: a new year for the one big unhappy family (please check out)

« on: February 02, 2006, 02:33:31 PM »

Luigi: Hey! (on the computer) I got an e-mail from Daisy! Is she forgiving me?! Wait a minute........ www.JyakuzaRekrap@Parker.com? Huh..... must've changed her address. Meet me at the abandoned Fungus Kingdom..........OK! Parker.....sounds so famaliar........

at the mushroom kingdom........
Mario: Hey Peach! Hey Peac......Hey that was my bed! Take it you came here to get beat up ya wrecking ball?!! (boxing stance)Bring it on! Bring it on!
Peach: Mario! We've got to hurry!
At the fungus kingdom........
Peach: You might want to take it from here............
Mario: NO!
Peach; I'm sorry Mario...........I'm............................................sorry...........
Luigi layed on the ground and blood was spilled from his body.........
Peach: Something's burning my eyes........
Mario: I'm going to miss his all vegetarian pizza especially with his secret ingredient h........! Peach! Your eyes are buring right!
Peach: Yes............ but that's not going to stop Luigi's death.............
Mario: Wrong! The fact that your eyes are buring proves it! That isn't blood at all! Luigi's vegetarian pizza contained his favorite secret ingredient he always kept in his pocket no matter what...................HOT SAUCE!! Luigi must've fell so hard when he did that he poped some of his special hot sauce packets!
Peach: Who knocked him out though?
Luigi: uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh......... Huh? oh he was tan, wore shiny shades, and..........
Peach: PARKER?!!
Mario: HAH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! Oh! wait.... that's not good...........
Luigi: He dropped this. (he held a little peach colored ball with a hole in it)
Mario: WAIT! That's one of those new inflatable masks! Put your mouth into the hole, blow, and ((((((((POP)))))))) And there's your mask.
Luigi: DAISY! Then that means...............









Don't miss the exiciting conclusion next time!

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General Chat / Which do you like?

« on: February 02, 2006, 02:04:15 PM »

ROBOT CHICKEN!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario meets southpark

« on: February 02, 2006, 02:00:06 PM »

Wanna change it to an rpg? I'm Stan.

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: February 02, 2006, 01:56:09 PM »

Kirb, you have enough points left for 500 HP. What about your companion?

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: February 01, 2006, 03:14:42 PM »

We try to blast a hole on the ship but Glorb's ship is suddenly covered with Mecha Koopas on assualt. Shadow what do you do?

1.) call Cortez in for help
2.) jump on to Glorb's ship with lightsaber
3.) open your ship window force push them off the ship
4.) Have Glorb get on your ship.
5.) (glorb won't like you(mockinly)) screw Glorb. (don't worry, just a joke, he won't pick it anyway, at least, I think not.............................................)

Cortez: What does this button do?
(hatch on ship opens)
Cortez: Oops...... Big oops..........

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Forum Games / TMK Nintendo meets(also battles) Sega Capcom Bandai

« on: February 01, 2006, 02:50:38 PM »

Blue Toad: Hey Glorb!
Glorb: Hello.
?: HELP! HELP!
Luigi #98: Is that..... Mario?!
Mario: Jman, everyone I need your help!








Okay guys heres the story.


Mario's computer that programs all of the mushroom kingdom has been infected with a virus. A B.C.S. virus. You get to jump in the computer as your favorite nintendo tag team. This is not an rpg I'll just put you in episodes. I call Fox and Falco, but noone can pick Luigi or Mario because they are leading us. Yes you can be a nintendo villian. Nintedo people only. 

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: February 01, 2006, 06:45:40 AM »

Well yeah, although that ain't a force power. That's shadow's special ability. Her can use it once he levels up to level one as we start at level zip. It becomes more powerful each time you use it and the telepotation speed quadriples each level up. Glorb, you can shapeshift into a sith of any choice and use their abilities at will at level 2. Like the chaos control. It will become more powerful and you can use the most powerful sith, thus your time for shapeshift will increase same with how long your in that state. You can use the most powerful sith at level 14. Well let's start. I'll post more with an edit later.






  We bust a hole in the ship and go in. Oops. We landed right in the face of General Bowser.
Bowser: You fools! Count Doc(Dr.Mario(he and Cortez battled along time ago yet almost died from  the wisest of all jedi yet cut off the leg of Ghost's(another timesplitter character) leg. Looking at his smuthered apprentice, Cortez and Ghost were seperated by some dark hole and he landed in front of a black hedgehog.))   

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Forum Games / Mario meets southpark

« on: January 31, 2006, 02:03:47 PM »

I couldn't resist guys. But don't worry, I'll add no prfanity and try not to make it to violent. hold on. I'll start it with an edit later, much later. but don't worry

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Forum Games / Re: a new year for the one big unhappy family (please check out)

« on: January 30, 2006, 05:36:08 PM »

 never mind. People like this story so why not?




Daisy: Me and you are so over!
Luigi: Daisy! Wait! Do you wanna ruin new years?!
Daisy: WHAT New Years?!! Maybe when you're in Jamacia you can find some other prettier chick to become your new PROPERTY!!
outside........ Daisy is alone........
Daisy pulls her face off! But wait! it's a mask!
Strange little man: One down............ One to go!
At the castle........

Peach: (crying with her face buried on her bed) He's not coming! That snitch! There's only 2 hours left of new years night!
Butler toad: (calmingly) There there my dear........ you still got Mario........ Oh! I just remembered! We're moving to australia! They're going to tear the place down and rebuild it in australia tomorrow! Isn't it great?!
Peach: WHAT?!!?




How will Peach react to this new discovery? Who was that strange little man? And most importantly, WHY is he trying to get rid our two favorite bros?!!? Find out next time on A Whole New Year For One Big Happy Family!

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Forum Games / Re: a new year for the one big unhappy family (please check out)

« on: January 30, 2006, 05:22:38 PM »

Luigi: Take over my property again and see what happens!
?: PROPERTY!?!? LUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIII!!
Luigi: Wah! Daisy! u-uh-uhh-uh h-h-oo-ow are you d-d-d-doing........hehehehe...........?

short chapter I know but I figured I stop at this little twist. Make people wonder you know

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: January 30, 2006, 06:37:30 AM »

First we need to bust through the ship. What do you vote?

1) sneak attack

2) send in a decoy

3) full frontal assault

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: January 29, 2006, 11:58:08 AM »

Actually we'll have levels. Level 8 at max. You start out with 2 force powers I choose disk and barrier

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: January 27, 2006, 09:43:54 PM »

force power
force disk
force barrier
force grapple
force self destruct
force beam
force boomerang
force sonic arm=packs heavy artillary into a series of a punching combo

you can have a total of eight force powers(don't have to though)

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Forum Games / Re: The Fellowship of TMK: RPG

« on: January 27, 2006, 04:53:14 PM »

I'm in.

Luigi #98
abilities
heal (gives some of his own life if healing others)
self destruct
punch
kick
knockout punishment (knock out punch)
powerbomb

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Forum Games / Re: Star wars rpg

« on: January 27, 2006, 04:50:59 PM »

I guess we do need a story line and we'll start today. (people can still join)
Bowser working for the empourer, captured Mario. Three young souls make their way to Bowser's ship to rescue Mario.




Shadow: I'm looking for a simple street fight and I end up on this pitiful castle!
Glorb: uuuhh.....
(voice heard from back ground as ship crashes to the ground)
?: UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! UAGH!(landed)
Shadow: Who are you?
Cortez: In the name of the Nintendo Jedi Council, I Sgt. Cortez of Squad Alpha demand you are under arrest!
Shadow: For what?
Cortez: For trespassing against this sacred land. I am a guardian an......(beep) (beep) Yeah?
voice from microphone: SIR! YOU ARE NEEDED IN SECTOR 8 OF THE FORBIDDEN ZONE! BOWSER HAS CAPTURED MARIO!
Cortez: Yeah whatever I'm on it.... You got a break man but don'r worry.
Shadow: Wait! What if I help you rescue this Mario dude and you'll let me off the hook 'kay?
Cortez: Hmmmmmmmmm.......... fine. C'mon! You too! We'll need as much help as we can get!