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« on: October 15, 2007, 03:36:20 PM »
Part Three
When they got to the castle, James showed them a secret entrance behind a rock.
James: Looks like the old warp pipe still works. Come on.
????: Not so fast Mario Bros
Ken: Oh Brother, not you guys again.
The Koopa Bros had returned! They had perused the group for the sole purpose of jumping Mario and Ken. Now they had an even fight though, which would lead to problems.
Red: Nobody believed us when we said you and Mario were working together! They just laughed at us calling us squares?
Blue: Us? Squares?! As if punks!
Yellow: Now prepare to be owned!
Green: Come on! Let’s charge this up and get them! The special variation of the move always wins!
They charged their attack up once again, and then put a literal twist on it. Instead of an individual attack, their special move was a launch attack at the whole party. As first it nicked them, though it was a double edged sword for the koopa Bros. The attack was so hard that it knocked them around themselves.
Red: Oh! So Dizzy!
Blue: Shake! Shake dis off!
Ken: Now is our chance! Sorry cousins! –Shell spins Red, causing him to fly off into a nearby chasm-
James: Suck this blue! –Hits Blue with a Mushroom Slide, causing him to fly off into the chasm-
Hamm: Taste the real cool power of the hammers! –Smashes double hammers into Yellow, causing the same fate-
Mario: Hmmm, kind of ironic that I am taking out Green over here, -Super Punches Green, causing him to fall even faster than the others-
Ken: Nice little diversion there, now we don’t have to deal with those guys again.
They all jump in and land in a tunnel. After crawling through the tunnel, James pushes a button that turns the wall around. They land in a bizarre looking dining room.
The dining room had an old clock in it, a large table, and a large fireplace. But then Mario spotted something over by the fireplace.
Mario: What the? What’s-a that? Gross! It’s hideous green blood over there!
Ken: Hope this is not Chris’s blood
Mario: Enough cheesy Resident Evil references! Now split up and search for clues.
James: Have you been watching Scooby doo?
Mario: Shut up
While the penetration of Bower’s castle started out humorous, it soon turned into a nightmare. It was as if Resident Evil had come to life! Dry bones filled the hall. Oddly enough, a few of them dripped red. Zombies were filled in this hallway. Bowser obviously didn’t want anyone to get far. Mario had a plan.
Mario: If we are going to find the princess and Bowser, we will have to be stealthy later on. Maybe we should split up.
The team agreed with the plan, but things went even worse eventually. They split up to search around the dark and gray corridors of the castle. That is when a loud scream was heard from behind a door with the sound of squeaky gears turning.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!”
It was Hamm! He was stuck behind a door!
Hamm: Get me out of here!
Ken walked down the hall and heard an ear shattering scream. A vibrant sound of wheels was heard from behind it. He busted the door down only to find the wall closed in. He presumed Hamm to be dead at first.
“Help! Help! I’m alive! Get me out of the room!”
Ken: Hamm? But I thought you were a Hamm sandwich now! How did you get out?
Hamm: The door suddenly opened. I ran out the other way but now the wall is closed and I can’t get out. I’m going to starve to death now and become one of those walking dry bones!
Ken: Can you break the wall with your hammer?
Hamm: I dropped it in that room
Ken: Great
MEANWHILE
Mario and James were in a strange situation. Rather than enemies surrounding them, they walked into a room filled with traps! The room had been filled with holes in the floor, had no windows, had a lit fireplace at the end of it, and had a wooden framing as the wall. One step could mean disaster. The traps ranged from swinging axes, to grenades. But what was really strange was a thing across the room. They couldn’t see the thing but they headed towards it now knowing about the traps.
Mario: Wait! Don’t take another step!
James: Huh?
Mario: Look!
James was standing on a trip mine. Then he took a better look around the room and saw TONS of hidden booby traps. He felt sick to his stomach. One step and both Mario and him would be blown to smithereens.
Mario: Stay there, I’ll be back
James: Wait! Don’t leave me!
Mario jumped across the traps, ran through fields of explosives, dodged the axes, and made it to the end. But James was still there.
Mario: Catch-a this!
Mario jumped onto one of the axes on the end and pulled the chain right off! Then swung it across the room and PULLED James off of the mine. Then BAM! It blew up and he whizzed past the axes, the other ground mines, the pitfalls, and the booby traps.
James: They don’t call you the Super Mario for nothing
Mario: Don’t-a worry, its-a no big deal. Booby traps are-a common thing-a here in the castle. But I’ve never seen this section of Bowser’s castle though.
James: Hey, what is that?
Mario: It’s a switch. Want to press it?
James: Uhhhhh, I don’t know if it’s a good idea.
Mario: Okay, lets-a press-a it together.
They pressed and……….the Wall moved! Inward that is.
Mario: It’s a secret passage! Lets-a go!
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CASTLE
Hamm: Hey! A red button! It’s…It’s a secret passage!
While in the secret passage, Hamm met up with James and Mario
Hamm: Mario! James! You’re here too?
Mario and James: Hamm? You’re here too! What are you doing here?
Hamm: I was locked in a room and saw a red button that opened a secret passage. Wait? How are you in this tunnel?
Mario: While we were looking around for some sort of clue, we stumbled into a booby trapped room. We got through and pulled a lever that took us through this tunnel.
James: Looks like perfect timing, we would have been stuck if you didn’t push that button and you would be stuck if we didn’t pull the lever.
Hamm: Hey, didn’t think of that. Let’s get back. Oh! And I found this while I was stuck in the room.
Mario: What is it?
Hamm: It’s a schedule. It was in the Room that I was in before I pressed the button. It seems Bowser is getting married at 4:50 PM MK-time on July 5, 2005.
Mario: Wait, I thought I heard church bells a while ago
James: Today must be July 5! Get Ken and we will have to follow the church bells
Hamm: I guess that also explains why there aren’t many guards in this hall. They just filled the room with Zombies and Dry Bones to keep intruders out since everyone would be at the wedding. Sounds logical, wouldn’t you say?
Mario: Peach Marrying Bowser? Of course every Koopa will be there!
LATER, after the whole party rejoined
Mario: I heard them around here. Wait! I hear shouting also! And bells too.
After following the crowd and bells, they see a large corridor leading to what appears to be a church door.
Mario: Phew! They haven’t married yet. Okay, listen up everyone, we can not blow this. If they get married, the two Kingdoms will be united and all War Crime charges on Bowser will be dropped! We can’t let this happen. Come on! We can do this. Lets-a Go!
Ken: How are we supposed to get in?
Mario: Looks like we are going to have to bust in.
Hamm: Are you crazy?!
Mario: No, it’s the only way. Look back there, if we are spotted by those armed guards, it will be blown. It’s the only way. We can do this if we try. There is no turning back. It is either bust or succeed.
They hid in the shadows and waited for the Bride to walk down. After the wedding Vows were made, they BUSTED into a cathedral that is painted blue with stain glass windows with random geometric shapes. Reversed stars hang on the ceiling.
Mario: Stop this! I can NOT let this happen anymore!
Bowser: WHAT!?!??!?!?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE!
Everyone was in shock! The only prisoner to ever escape Bowser’s castle alone, one of the highest ranked Hammer Bros in the army, and loyalist soldier ever were all there to assist….Mario? Okay, how the heck could this be? And of all the people to assist, it was Mario! Soon Bowser’s shock turned to rage and he let out a loud “KILL THEM!” order!
But it was unsuccessful! The lowlier troops failed to defeat the party. Bowser was furious and shouted “COWARDS!” to all the retreated troops. He called in a second wave, this time a large group of Hammer Bros. But ten hammer bros was equal to one George “Hamm” the elite Hammer bro. And with the others on his side, even the Bros. Squad failed.
Bowser: Humph! So those are weaklings? I’ll do this myself!
Peach: Do it please! Finish these….Peasant things!
Mario: Princess?
Peach: Who the heck are you?
Mario: Its-a me! I’ve known you for over forty years! What is wrong with you!
Bowser: The princess isn’t listening to you anytime soon Mario, she only likes me and only me now! And you will not stop me!
Then Bowser burned the party members with his flame breath. Mario jumped out of the way but the others weren’t so fortunate!
Mario: NO! Oh! Good, they are alive! But you will pay for that!
Suddenly Bowser put his arms in the air, and it made a large charging noise. And then BAM! A black beam, darker than the night sky blasted Mario! It was sucking the life out of him
Bowser: I should have killed you a while ago, but now I am going to do it slowly!
Mario: Hmmmph!!! Uhhhhhggggg….AAHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Bowser: No mercy this time Mario!
Peach: Wait! That’s cruel! You shouldn’t do that!
Bowser: This guy has ruined my plans one after one. You will be happy we don’t have to deal with him later.
Peach: But if this is how you treat your enemies, you don’t deserve to be a King!
Suddenly, a pink light shined around the princess. Pictures of Mario and her filled her mind, and she remembered!
Peach: I am….Princess Peach Toadstool.