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« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2007, 09:20:33 PM »
There are those who claim that on a hot summer day in the North End, you can still smell the molasses.

Glorb

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« Reply #76 on: March 25, 2007, 07:56:09 AM »
I think getting killed by a stampede of cows would be rather unenjoyable. However, lighting your farts on fire is an exellent way to die, because of the enjoyment I will derive from it (the flaming farts part, not the dying part, unless it was someone I dislike).
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« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2007, 03:35:46 PM »
A flying puppy flies right into your head. You dead.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Glorb

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« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2007, 04:43:56 PM »
Aww, that's cute! I think my sister would want it as a decal or something.
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Kojinka

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« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2007, 07:14:40 PM »
Where's the rainbow puppy?
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« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2007, 12:25:30 PM »
Dunno.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2007, 08:58:42 PM »
Umm how about this, you're making out with your girlfriend or boyfriend then they break the kiss then they hit you in the head with a hamer, and then throw you in a stew with three seagulls and an eggplant.
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BP

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« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2007, 09:01:21 PM »
Who said this had to apply to humans?

Sorry if I made you cry.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2007, 09:38:35 PM »
trampled by a hamster stampede.

No wait, Crushed by a tombstone!
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Glorb

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« Reply #84 on: May 02, 2007, 11:23:34 AM »
Ah, sweet irony. But GOOD LORD, that is the cutest kitten picture ever! Except for this one I saw before with a tiny kitten poking its head out of a Pop-Tarts box.
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Shyguy92

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« Reply #85 on: May 02, 2007, 03:37:40 PM »
Chugging napalm.
Drowning in gasoline.
Being eaten by Yoshi.
The list goes on.
"it's always the present"

« Reply #86 on: May 02, 2007, 03:43:38 PM »



Getting killed by that kitten.
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Me: Why?

MaxVance

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« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2007, 04:04:04 PM »
Here was my version of that image.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #88 on: May 02, 2007, 04:22:23 PM »
Accidental consumption of Flubber(water, school glue and 20 Mule Team Borax). Wait... would that kill somebody?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SolidShroom

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« Reply #89 on: May 02, 2007, 04:46:32 PM »
Here was my version of that image.

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