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Chapter 5: Koopa Queen ~ Peach sighed as she watched out the window of her private Mushroom Kingdom jet. "Don't worry princess," Toadsworth reassured, "Everything will be fine. You know, Bowser has had his eye on you! I think he's in love...." Peach looked confused, "...with you," Toadsworth finished, Peach understanding. She grabbed an air sick bag and tossed her cookies, "Ewww! My God! I'm sorry I even said anything! UGH!!!.....wait...I thought you were allergict to carrots," The plane finally landed and Princess PEach tumbled out on top of Toadsworth, "Okay, did you have a bit too many taquillas or something?" Toadsworth asked as he shoved her off.
"No, shut up," she replied, "I just REALLY don't want to do this." She looked up at Bowser's enormous, haunting castle. Her stomach churned as she approached the huge door. Peach lifted a nervous hand and knocked at his door. It swung open reavealing the Koopa King himself.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GIRL SCOUTS TO LEAVE...me...alone...?" Bowser said, trailing off at the sight of Peach, "Um...hello?...ok, what are you doing here?" he asked. Peach was too nervous to answer, "Is this one of those stupid hidden camera shows? URGH! I HATE those shows! It's always the same! They say, 'You're on canded camera!' the person swears and laughs, blah blah blah, show is over. And you never get to-"
"Bowser," Peach interuptted, "...oh my god, what am i doing?...*clears throat*, Bowser, would you like to go to the Annual Mushroom Kingdom Ball with me?" Bowser most likely had a heart attack, but then got over it because he was so happy.
"Pizza," he replied, his eyes bulgy, sweat dripping from his brow.
"Pardon?" Peach asked.
"I mean-Nana!"
"What?"
"Josie And The Pussie Cats?"
"Bowser, what are you?-"
"CANDED CAMERA!"
"Umm-"
"YES!!!...I mean...sure babe, if that's what you want," he finally said. Peach winced at the thought of Bowser calling her 'babe' (even SAYING the word 'babe' for that matter).
"Alright. I'll be here tomorrow at 2:00 so we can practice our dance moves. Please, tell me you can dance," Peach said as she was about to leave.
"Are you kidding? I was the dancing king in Koopa Kingdom High!" Bowser replied.
"Right...is that saying much?" Peach asked.
"Yes. Yes it is," Bowser said as Peach stepped into her private jet and waved goodbye. As soon as she was out of Bowser's sight, he panicked.
"KAMEEEEEEEK!!!" he yelled as he slammed the door and charged inside. Kamek flew in on his broom to check on his master.
"Yes, what is it Great King Bowser?" he asked. Bowser was chewing on his fangs making a strange whimpering noise.
"I can't dance!" he shouted.
"...it's..o..k?" Kamek replied, feeling a little 'weirded out'.
"You don't understand! I have a date with Peach for the Annual Mushroom Kingdom BAll! I can't frickin' dance! I've never wanted to any ways, but now...now it's different," Kamek nodded although he was very confused.
"Well, congrats! Peach picked YOU over that little pest MArio!" he cried.
"Yes I KNOW that Kamek! This is why I MUST learn to dance, and quickly! I'll prove Mario that just because he's whooped my tail oh so many times, I can still win over Peach! HA! She obviously went for my good looks. Do you thinks it's my muscles or my sweet mowkawk?" Bowser asked smoothing his hair. Kamek wasn't used to this kind of Bowser, and didn't know what to say.
"I don't know what to say," he replied, "But I CAN help you with your dancing problem." Bowser's worries drifted away.
"Excellent! What is it? A spell? A dancing robot that only LOOKS like me? Some kinda thing where I need to steal stars-or whatever, like every other mario game?"
"No, no Lord Bowser, even better!" Kamek jumped off his broom, landed with an excellent form. He stuck a rose in his mouth, and began tap dancing like there was no tomorrow.
"Uhhh...I hope you're not thinking what I think your thinking of thinking of thoughts...of...um...Kamek, I'm not taking dance lessons with you!" Bowser said, "How do you even know how to dance any ways? You're not...you know...are you?" Kamek shook his head.
"No! It all happened when I was three, I saw my sister tap dancing and was inspired by...her..grace-SHUT UP!" Kamek yelled as Bowser began laughing.
"Bwah Hah! Bwah HAh! Haaah...ok, but really. Teach me to dance so I can be the greatest dancer on the floor!...Kamek, make note that if I ever say that sentence again, EVER, throw me in the dungen for about...a year or so."
"Right."
To be continued!
If Toad is a mushroom and a mushroom is a fungus and a fungus is a decomposer, can we say that Toad is a decomposer?