On another part of DK Island, Geno and Mallow were trying to get some information about the Crystal Stars from the locals. But they were unable to get anything. Then a young aye-aye along with his mother came up to Geno.
Aye-Aye: Mommy, look a talking doll. Can I have you?
Geno: Ah, um….
Mallow: Um no. Uh I’m giving him to a little friend of mine.
Mom Aye-Aye: Don’t worry son I’ll get you a doll for your birthday.
The family left.
Geno: Thanks. I didn’t know what to do.
Mallow: No problem. But we still haven’t gotten any clues about the Crystal Stars.
Then the duo saw a ball of white light. It similar to the white light Yoshi saw earlier.
Geno: That’s odd.
Then all of a sudden, Geno and Mallow were engulfed in the light. When they came to, they found that they were in a different area. Now they were at a place populated by Koopas wearing Mayan like clothing. It looks like they were in another time period to.
Mallow: Where are we?
Geno: I don’t know. But I don’t like the looks of this.
Mallow: Maybe we should investigate.
They walked around for awhile until they saw two particular Koopas. One was a large muscular Koopa with a red shell. The other was Magikoopa wearing a brown robe. They were speaking to an audience.
Strong Koopa: My fellow Koopas. We must arise to raise our country from our poverty.
Magikoopa: This is true. But we must find a way how. Our warriors are too small in numbers to declare war on anyone.
Strong Koopa: But alas. It seems we have found someone to help us. A strong, wise man capable of using extreme magic. He shall save us from our despair.
That got cheers and applause from the audience.
Strong Koopa: And here he comes now.
Before this person could reveal himself, Geno and Mallow were warped back to present day DK Island.
Mallow: What was that about?
Geno: I don’t think that was just an ordinary dream. We should tell the others.
Meanwhile, Mario and company were being escorted by the heroes of DK Island. Of course, Mario and friends didn’t know that the Kongs were brainwashed by Klus. They wounded up being a Fungi Forest.
Yoshi (to Luigi): I told you even this place had a Mushroom-themed area.
Luigi: Hmph!
Mario was telling DK about what was happening.
Mario: So were after this fool named Klus. He’s trying to get the Crystal Stars in order to revive the “Great Oneâ€. Whoever that is.
DK: Oh really.
Wario: Yeah, this guy sounds nothing but an idiot if you asked me.
Yoshi: You don’t know how tough he is.
Waluigi: If he kicked your butts, he mustn’t be that tough.
The group wounded up in an empty clearing with no one around.
Mario: Finding the Crystal Star will be tougher than I thought. Oh well, let’s go to another area.
DK: I think not!
Then all of a sudden, DK threw a punch at Mario but Mario dodged it.
Mario: What’s wrong with you.
Diddy: We have been ordered by Klus to eradicate you.
Luigi: But, you guys are good guys. Why would you do this?
Then DK, Diddy, Lanky, Chunky, and Kiddy stood in a straight line. Their eyes turned blood red again.
Yoshi: Oh great. They’re possessed.
Mario: Fight it you guys. Klus is taking advantage of you.
DK: NEVER!
Wario: We have no choice. We have to fight these monkeys. (about Chunky) I got big one right there.
Chunky: Chunky will crush ugly elf-looking guy.
Yoshi: I got your back Mario. Especially against clown boy over there.
Lanky: Wanna make something of it.
Luigi: I guess I should tackle Diddy.
Diddy: Bring it on old man!
Waluigi(whining): Why do have take on a baby?!
Kiddy: (blows raspberry)
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
DK: I went on a journey and kicked the butts of many kings. I’m not gonna lose. ATTACK!
Play Music: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Pig Boss Song
DK wasted no time trying to Simian Slam Mario but Mario dodged it with ease. Mario fired fireballs but DK clapped at them to make them go out. DK slammed the ground to cause a shockwave but Mario jumped over it.
DK: Oh yeah, take this!
DK used his roll attack to send Mario in the air. Mario came back with butt slam attack from the air.
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
Luigi was facing off with Diddy. Diddy fired some peanuts from his popgun. The first few missed Luigi, but last ones hit him.
Luigi: I can’t believe they actually hurt.
Diddy then used his Chimpy Charge, but it missed Luigi. Luigi countered back with a Green Missle. It hit Diddy.
Diddy: Take this old man!
Luigi: Will you stop calling me old man?
Diddy then spun around real fast with his tail stretch out to cause a shockwave. It hit Luigi and he landed in a tree.
Yoshi threw eggs at Lanky but Lanky moved out of the way. Yoshi was mad.
Yoshi: You think you’re better than me?
Lanky: Oblah!
Yoshi sweatdropped. However, he failed to realize that Lanky said that to distract Yoshi. Lanky came up to Yoshi with a fierce arm slap attack. Yoshi fired more eggs at Lanky. They hit him and he went tumbling back.
Wario and Chunky were in a grip-lock. They both then let go of each other.
Chunky: Ugly, elf man is strong. But Chunky is stronger.
Wario: I AM NOT AN ELF!
Wario then thought of something clever. He turned around and slapped his own butt like he will in Super Mario Strikers. His butt then jiggled. And it was a really nasty sight. Chunky couldn’t stand.
Chunky: AH! IT BURNS!
Then Wario used his dash punch to knock Chunky down.
Wario: That trick works every time.
Chunky came to, and then he smashed Wario on the head. This attack sends Wario stuck in the ground.
Wario:… Ouch.
Waluigi was doing poorly against Kiddy. Kiddy was much stronger than him.
Waluigi: Stupid baby. I can’t believe I’m being whupped by a baby.
Kiddy then grabbed Waluigi then started using Waluigi as a jump rope.
Waluigi: WAWAWAWA!
When Kiddy was done, he threw Waluigi in a tree.
Waluigi(thinking): There’s got to be something I can use to help me pound that brat.
Waluigi then had an idea. He stuck his finger in his mouth. Kiddy Kong came charging up to Waluigi but Waluigi grabbed him and gave Kiddy a Wet Willy.
Waluigi: WET WILLY!
Doing this caused Kiddy Kong to throw a tantrum.
Waluigi: Aw poor baby. (blows raspberry)
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still going at it. Mario then found a rock the size of a baseball.
Mario: It might not do much, but I got no choice.
Mario grabbed the rock and threw it at DK. DK saw his chance. He jumped up and did a flip kick at rock. The rock then went back to Mario. It hits Mario and he was seeing stars.
Mario(dizzily): Wha…
DK then rapidly punch Mario like he does in Jungle Beat. Mario came to, but he was still a bit woozy. After all, he just punch a gorilla.
DK: Had enough?
Mario: Never.
Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was talking to some Kremlings with a King K.Rool tied up in ropes. Klus was using magic to show the Kremlings the battle between Mario’s team and DK’s team.
Klus: See K.Rool. I’ve got DK under MY possession. Now him and Mario will fight each other to the death. It seems like I make a better Kremling leader than you.
As soon as he finished, the Kremlings’ eyes were also blood red. K.Rool was furious.
K.Rool: How dare you set foot on my property and attack me! How dare you.
Klus: Hey. I’m just getting back what the Koopas lost hundred of years ago. But at least you get the honor of watching your archenemy dying in front of you.
K.Rool hung his head down in shame. He wanted to be the one to destroy Donkey Kong. Not some simple looking Koopa. Klus, however, was enjoying all of this.
Klus: So if you value your free will, you will lend me your ship.
K.Rool (knowing he was defeated): Fine.
Klus: See, giving in to a better is always the smart thing to do. I will send some of my minions to control the ship. But first, I’ve got something to finish back on DK island
Meanwhile, Luigi and Diddy were nearly plump exhausted. Diddy tried to use another Chimpy Charge but Luigi barely dodged it.
Luigi(thinking): He needs to snapped out of his state of else.
Luigi used Super Flame but Diddy dodged it.
Diddy: Why don’t you just quit now pops?
Luigi had enough of evil Diddy’s comments. He then used Green Missile again. However, this one was a misfire. The misfired Green Missile hit Diddy and he was sent flying into a tree. Diddy got back up but he was weakened.
Diddy: Well played… old man….
Then Diddy Kong fainted and black smoke flew out of him.
Yoshi and Lanky were still fighting. Neither one of them would show anything signs of qutting.
Yoshi(thinking): There must be something I can do to defeat this guy.
However, Yoshi saw that Lanky was running towards something. He saw that Lanky was running toward a Crystal Coconut.
Yoshi: I guess that’s it.
Yoshi then started running toward it. Even though Yoshi was faster Lanky had a head start. Lanky was about to get to it first.
Yoshi: NO!
Then thinking quickly, Yoshi threw an egg. It hit Lanky and he tripped. Yoshi then saw his chance. He grabbed the Coconut.
Yoshi: Fire Breathe.
Yoshi then used the coconut’s power to breathe fire like he did in Super Mario 64 DS. The breath hit and burned Lanky.
Lanky: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, Lanky Kong fainted and smoke came out of him
Meanwhile, Wario and Chunky were still going at it.
Chunky: Stupid human.
Wario: Stupid ape.
Chunky then let out a huge burp that caused a shockwave. Wario tried to jump but since he’s not a jump he hurt badly.
Wario: &^%^%
Chunky: Potty mouth.
Wario(thinking): Wait a minute. Potty mouth, THAT’S IT!
Wario came up with a plan. He ate some garlic he had. Chunky came charging to Wario but Wario burped in Chunky’s face. The smell was unbearable to Chunky.
Chunky: ARGH!
Chunky then back away and fainted from the smell. Smoke appeared out of Chunky (nah really)
Meanwhile, Waluigi was getting his butt kick by Kiddy.
Waluigi: How can I lose? There must be a way to defeat him.
Kiddy grabbed Waluigi and threw him as if he was a stick.
Waluigi: I can’t hold out much longer.
Then Waluigi figured something out. He came up to Kiddy, grabbed him, and he gave him the weakness of all small children.
He gave him a spanking!
Kiddy: (crying)
Waluigi: Take this and this, and some of this!
Kiddy couldn’t take it as you-know-what appeared out of him.
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still fighting, but neither of them would quit.
Mario: DK, try to remember.
Mario jumped out of the way of DK’s punch.
Mario: Remember when we became friends.
Mario rolled out of the way of DK’s headbutt.
Mario: C’mon. REMEMBER!
DK suddenly stopped in his tracks. He then had a flashback of a younger Mario apologizing to a younger DK.
DK: Huh, what.
Then DK fainted.
Meanwhile in Cranky’s house, Klus showed Cranky the fight between Mario’s team and DK’s team. He also saw DK fainting. This made Cranky furious.
Cranky: That stupid human! How dare him.
Klus: I’m sorry it didn’t turn out the way it was suppose to be.
Cranky: Now who’s going to protect the island from that fool.
Klus: Perhaps I can be of service.
Klus pulled out a silver colored Mushroom.
Cranky: What good will that do?
Klus: You know mushrooms restore health or make you bigger? This one will make you five times your size. You’ll also be five times stronger than you were in your prime. You can use this to stopped the human and his allies in their tracks and save the island.
Cranky thought about this. But eventually, he agreed.
Cranky: Thanks friend. I don’t know what I would do without you.
Klus: No problem legend. No problem.
Meanwhile, Mario and friends were checking on the fallen Kongs.
Yoshi: Oh man. I hope there not you know…pushing up daisies.
Wario: Pushing up daisies? You should be more worried about them being dead!
Yoshi:…
Mario and Luigi had just finished checking up on them.
Yoshi: How are they?
Mario: Amazingly enough, they don’t seem to be harmed in any way, shape, or form.
Luigi: It seems like that the black smoke that came out of them were the ones that took our abused.
Soon the Kongs started coming too.
Diddy: What happened?
Lanky: Beats me.
DK: Last thing I remembered was a gold shelled Koopa Troopa coming out of some bushes and chanting some sort of spell.
Mario: You mean you guys don’t remember?
Chunky: Remember what?
Mario told them what happened.
DK: Nobody possesses me and gets away with it! Where’s Klus?
Luigi: Calm down. We’ll find them.
Then there was a loud roaring at a distance.
Waluigi: What was that?!
Yoshi: Beats me.
However, Mario and DK recognized that roar.
DK: That sounds like Cranky when he was younger.
Mario: I have a bad feeling of this.
Meanwhile, Klus was riding a very large gorilla with blood red eyes.
Klus: Yes my friend. Now that you’re younger and stronger, you should have no trouble defeating Mario and serving only me. Good thing I had the silver possessing mushroom.
Younger Cranky/DK Sr.: Yes master.