CHAPTER 2
Bowser walked on through his desert and found the true pain of Mario and Luigi doing this about 3 times a week.
He stopped suddenly thinking, "Why Didn't I ask where it is!?!"
He slumped to the ground and fell asleep. He looked up and he saw the sun in his eyes and a shadow. He stood up to look at the shilouette *or however you spell it* and it was Toad.
"I can't do this anymore!" Toad said.
"WHAT?" Bowser yelled at him, "WHAT CAN'T YOU DO!?!"
"I can't give you this information!" He said, "I'm not telling you anymore about the Time Stone in World 9!"
Bowser tossed Toad. He landed on his back and skidded a little. He charged at Bowser and jumped as Bowser tried to grab him again. Toad kicked him in the face then jumped off of it. As he landed he looked scared when he thought back on what he just did.
"Uh-oh!"
Bowser took a deep breath and blew fire with all his rage over the shuddering Toad. He was burned to a crisp.
Bowser smiled like the Grinch, "Just the way I like them, Fried." Bowser picked up Toad and ate him, "They say you can't eat wild Mushrooms, but if cooked just right, you've got..."
He stopped. His stomach rumbled and he threw up a Toad- Look-alike. Instead of a dotted mushroom top though, he had a purple one.
"Hmmmm," Bowser said, "I could use this guy. REPORT!"
"Toad!" Toad saluted, "I am now here to penetrate the Mushroom Kingdom!"
He hobbled off without saying anything.
Bowser turned around and said, "World 9. I shall go there and get the Time Stone. If I had that I could go back to the bomb threat! We could hit! Or.... yes that will be better! I'll go back in time so far, that I haven't met Mario yet! I could make an attack on them as babies!" Bowser skipped away.
Mario and Luigi knew that World 9 was past Bowser's castle (of course Luigi thought) after instruction from the King.
"I bet Bowser's got the place swamped with Koopa Troopas and Goombas already!" Mario said, "He has a head start."
"Not after that great war up there!" Luigi laughed, "We really killed about everything there. I bet he's going the wrong way right now!"
Then they saw a shadow coming to them. It bounced over to them.
"Toad!" Mario said relived! "They said they lost..." Mario stopped and looked up at the purple top. "You're not Toad!"
Suddenly it threw a punch at Mario's jaw. Luigi tried to dive on the anti-Toad but it moved quickly and Luigi hit the ground with a thud. Then it picked up Luigi and threw him into a cactus. Mario tried to catch it but Toad jumped in the air and stomped on Mario's head. Mario hit the ground. Then Luigi tried to dive again and landed on top of Mario. Mario pushed Luigi off and threw fireballs at Toad. It jumped out of the way of every one. Finally Luigi came from the bombard of fireballs and punted Toad. Mario spun his arm around like he was about to pitch and let off a large fireball which hit Toad who exploded.
"Man that thing was tough! Luigi said.
Wario was obviously not cut out for this walking thing, but they were still closer to World 9 than the Mario bros. They did not stop for directions (I'm a man said Waluigi) and they did not stop to fight.
As they walked, they heard someone coming. They turned around and Bowser was skipping along like a 6 year old girl. They both started snickering uncontrollably when Bowser stopped in front of them.
"What are you two doing!?!" Bowser said knowing they saw him.
Waluigi and Wario straightened up. They started laughing again because a thought of Bowser in a dress, throwing flowers, and skipping down an aisle knocking people over with his giant body came across there minds.
"What are you laughing at!?!" Bowser said scared.
Wario stood up, "What channels do you watch? Lifetime? The WB?"
Waluigi piped up, "Did Wendy ever catch you in her clothes?"
Bowser turned red, "How do you know My DAUGHTER!?!?!"
Waluigi's smile came off of his face quickly, "I-ummm, Met her at- the-uhhhhh Lay-Z-Boy?"
That was a mistake because she slept on a Lay-Z-Boy.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Waluigi ran away fast as possible.
Bowser turned and saw Wario turning purple because he was laughing so hard, "What are you laughing at FAT-BOY!?!"
Wario was scared but he couldn't stop laughing.