I'm not good with pictures and whatnot and I'm not really even sure what HTPL or whatever the internet language is (and there is no way I could ever program a computer), but I'll post some pointless quotes from my friends right here.
"He has mustard on his sandwich!"
"Bobby, you are an icy rationalist."
"You have a ponytail." (response: "Yes, are you blind?")
"There's no crying in varsity baseball, just a forgetful coach who makes you want to cry for help."
"Why weren't you covering at first base? Oh, that's right, you were on the bench."
"The skill of your slider is sliding into the trash, just like Kevin Brown's game."
"Dude, that girl is gimpy."
"Why don't you just take your democratic elephants and shut up!"
"Why the h__l did you have to break your ankle for the third time this year?"
"I'm sorry, I just can't make out what I wrote" (this was in math class) (response: "Woah, do you make out with algebra problems?")
"Adam, I have some bad news. You're fat."
"That home run you hit was freaking sweet" (response: "Didn't you see? It wasn't a homer, the dude in right caught it at the wall!")
"Why the h__l do you want to go to prom with a freshman? You're a senior, she's a freshman." (response: "Dude, that is no freshman. She's a freshwoman.")
"Hey Abercrombie! Out of my way!" (said to me while wearing a very obvious logo tee shirt)
"Why weren't you at rehearsal for band?" (response: "I decided that going to the mall was more important. I mean, I needed this high-quality, bright orange, blue moose Sentinel Range polo shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch!")
"Yeah, so I have a health class question." (my response: "Sure, go ahead.") (her response: "Yay! Time for a s_x talk!") (my response: Um, you're only 15 and you're not married. But then again, they let the talk in PG-13 movies so I guess we could have a little education here.") (her response: almost passes out laughing at the straight face I keep while saying that)
"I love your shirt." (response: "Yeah, you're wearing the exact same one. Look at yourself. It's blue, says "ABERCROMBIE" in yellow letters, and has a red patch on the sleeve.")
(looking at my lunch) "Oh great, peanut butter again."
Basically, my life is very random and so are my quotes. And yes, they are just as pointless as the other stuff you folks are posting on here.