Lou Albano, Danny wells, dennis hopper(just kidding), the three stooges as Bowser's underlings, Weird Al as fawful, John Goodman as bowser, Jennifer Aniston as peach, Danny Devito as TOAD, sandra bullock as Daisy, Lou albano and Danny Wells as Wario and waluigi, John Leguazomo as Kamek (don't ask), Cher as Cackletta, Various KKK as shyguys, dana carvey as Kooper and/or Parakarry, Jim carrey as Geno, Abbot and costello as hammer brothers, Monty Python as the Koopalings (with britney spearsa as wendy), Steve Oedikirk as all the Axem rangers and frogfucios, Keaunu reeves as all the Koopa brothers, Elijah Wood as mallow, Cristopher Lee as Smithy, Mike Meyers as Booster, and Sean connery as Kolarado.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."