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« on: January 30, 2004, 09:07:58 PM »
If you could cast a new live-action Mario movie, who would you pick for the parts?
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2004, 10:04:05 PM »
I hate Hollywood and really only know the names of like 4 celebrities...

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2004, 10:18:23 PM »
Even if I could, I wouldn't.

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 11:25:34 PM »
Lou Albano, Danny wells, dennis hopper(just kidding), the three stooges as Bowser's underlings, Weird Al as fawful, John Goodman as bowser, Jennifer Aniston as peach, Danny Devito as TOAD, sandra bullock as Daisy, Lou albano and Danny Wells as Wario and waluigi, John Leguazomo as Kamek (don't ask), Cher as Cackletta, Various KKK as shyguys, dana carvey as Kooper and/or Parakarry, Jim carrey as Geno, Abbot and costello as hammer brothers, Monty Python as the Koopalings (with britney spearsa as wendy), Steve Oedikirk as all the Axem rangers and frogfucios, Keaunu reeves as all the Koopa brothers, Elijah Wood as mallow, Cristopher Lee as Smithy, Mike Meyers as Booster, and Sean connery as Kolarado.

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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2004, 06:59:25 PM »
I would cast Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, and Dennis Hopper as King Bowser Koopa, because no one would ever use such a horrible cast for those parts, and I'd want to see it bomb.


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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2004, 01:13:54 AM »
I'd cast no one, that'll work.


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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2004, 02:44:20 PM »
I'd cast a cardboard cut-out and make a Paper Mario movie.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2004, 05:50:33 PM »
I'd make it computer animated!



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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2004, 11:56:01 AM »
I'd cast myself a Mario... I've been told that I look like him...

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