Author Topic: The new sig topic (Read 353909 times)

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1095 on:** February 10, 2008, 10:18:44 PM »

Quote from: MaxVance on December 01, 2007, 10:22:41 AM

Those are called custom titles (CTs). You cannot directly change them. The mods/admins hand them out based either on your behavior or just when they feel like it. Talking about them will often get you a dumb, sarcastic CT.

This new signature just points to the fact that I've only gotten 1 custom title! Huzzah!

Just for this post I'm probably bound to get a custom title now!

...Just for that last line of text I'm bound not to get a custom title now...

MaxVance · « **Reply #1096 on:** February 10, 2008, 10:45:31 PM »

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on February 10, 2008, 10:18:44 PM

Just for this post I'm probably bound to get a custom title now!

...Just for that last line of text I'm bound not to get a custom title now...

TITLE PARADOX

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #1097 on:** February 11, 2008, 06:50:47 PM »

^ "The following statement is true: The previous statement was false."

Quote from: Toad on February 10, 2008, 06:20:09 PM

Not really..

...

Care to enlighten?

Oh, it's just that one dumb urban legend where the babysitter, or whoever, keeps getting these creepy phone calls, so she calls the cops, and they're like, "we've traced the calls--they're coming from inside the house"... and then whoever tells you the story decides the ending there.

Shyguy92 · « **Reply #1098 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:12:52 PM »

That's actually a movie. Forget the name.

P.S. While on the topic of paradoxes: What is the awnser to this question?

Suffix · « **Reply #1099 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:47:39 PM »

Oh, I forgot to mention my new signature. It appears in most Michael Crichton novels of late.

"This novel is fiction, except for the parts that aren't."

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #1100 on:** February 16, 2008, 08:32:35 AM »

^ Oh, yes. Classic.

Quote from: Shyguy92 on February 15, 2008, 08:12:52 PM

That's actually a movie. Forget the name.

When A Stranger Calls, and it was based on an urban legend. Look it up.

BP · « **Reply #1101 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:33:17 PM »

Use this mode to shoot fireworks.

--From the manual of my new camera. Of course, what is meant is that the Fireworks mode should be used when shooting pictures of fireworks. But the pithy wording of the sentence can be taken in more than one way.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #1102 on:** February 26, 2008, 12:12:00 AM »

"Vintage party dress feels like Satan!"

This is from an eBay lot for a satin party dress.

...what does Satan feel like, anyway?

BriGuy92 · « **Reply #1103 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:38:44 PM »

My new sig is a terribly Babelfish'd question that came off the top of my head. It was something along the lines of "What happens when a person loses The Game, but then subsequently wins by default due to the death of all other people? Such are the predicaments of life." I got it by translating from English to Korean and back again.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #1104 on:** March 25, 2008, 11:33:19 PM »

This is a theory I read on a forum of true pokémon believers.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1105 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:53:25 PM »

New sig. I woke up today and felt rather cynical about life.

Rao · « **Reply #1106 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:44:24 PM »

Mine is a quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1107 on:** April 26, 2008, 06:04:59 PM »

I read the entire One word story topic and put in my favorite sentence.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #1108 on:** April 27, 2008, 12:37:08 AM »

TEM · « **Reply #1109 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:39:04 PM »

Captain Jim makes recycling fun!