[Mr. Face holds up a sign...]
"Dear TMK readers,
It has come to the attention of Mr. Face that many of you are wondering:
1) WHO did the voice acting for Mr. Face?
2) WHO is Mr. Face in the message boards?
Therefore, Mr. Face has hired a nice young Yoshi to write a detailed reponse on this sign board."
[Mr. Face flips the board]
"Actually, several guesses have been made, and I will tell you that one of you have already guessed the correct answer... to at least one of the questions. After all, there might be one voice actor and another doing the Mr. Face typing..."
[Mr. Face flips sign]
"Regardless, it is not yet time to reveal the information. Until the Nintendorks update their site, Mr. Face will continue to reside here. His true nature is still shrouded in mystery.
Also, Mr. Face has a question. Do any of the young women on this board feel attracted to his person? He would like to know..."
[Mr. Face drops board.]
Mr. Face say third person speech is AWESOME. Mr. Face NE-VER wrong!!!!