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« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2007, 04:45:27 PM »
Mario is sitting on a computer watching a video Luigi told him to watch. Luigi called it "Where's Waldo". Mario stares at the screen to find Waldo. "Hey! They he is!" Says Mario as he moves the mouse over Waldo and clicks.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Mario craps his pants. Luigi walks in and says, "Gotcha!"

Mario got screamer'd
Wheee...

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2007, 02:45:19 PM »
Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.
I loved the toads' MK64 screams at the end of the third misadventure!.  I also loved most of ROTMK except for Wart's reasons for disliking vegetables in part 4.
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Somewhere in Subcon,

Wart: Paraslave, where’s my pizza?

*Paraslave enters.*

Paraslave: Here you go, Master.

Wart: Ah, sweet food. *takes bite and chokes* Gah! Did you put vegetables in this? You KNOW I’m allergic to vegetables! *dies*

Paraslave: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I’m my own boss now! Cheers to a new life. *takes bite of Wart’s pizza and chokes* Oh, crap! *cough* Apparently that stuff is bad for me too. *dies*

Side note: I wrote that as an extra for one of my SSBM fanfics, back when my SMB2 knowledge was somewhat limited.  Paraslave was intended to be a paratroopa until I figured that Wart doesn't have any paratroopas in his army.  Right now, Paraslave is either one of his Fly Guys or a winged Koopa that Wart captured and put into slavery.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2007, 03:13:16 PM »
But Wart didn't have any Fly Guys, they didn't even exist when SMB2 was out! I think Baby Bowser had them first in YI.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2007, 03:22:52 PM »
See, my SMB2 knowledge is still somewhat limited.  Just not as limited as it was when I wrote that extra.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2007, 04:05:15 PM »
Ah. I dont have much knowlodge of the SMB2 universe either >.<
Wheee...

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2007, 04:55:22 PM »
You can't know much about a place that doen't exist ya' know :D.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2007, 05:04:26 PM »
Ah, but it DOES exist.  Subcon is short for subconscious. :P
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2007, 03:27:10 PM »
GASP!! It does?! Are you crazy? Oh... guess you are.
Wheee...

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2007, 03:58:23 PM »
Yup.  I m crazt...
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2007, 03:59:14 PM »
crazt? Er... right. I guess that's a good question.
Wheee...

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2007, 04:03:16 PM »
I accidentally typed t instead of y.  I just left it that way to prove my sugar overdoseage.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2007, 04:19:36 PM »
OH! That's why! You need some... tea... or somthing.
Wheee...

« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2007, 06:09:26 PM »
Count Bleck: Yes! The Void is growing larger! shouted Count Bleck. *feels a tug at his cape* Wha...? *Void is pulling him in by the cape* Oh no... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ *shlurp*

The moral of this story? NO CAPES!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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