Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46628 times)

Toad · « **Reply #195 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM »

* Toad wields his potato peeler against the homunculus.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #196 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:11:18 PM »

TEM is wandering through the romance novels aisle.

TEM · « **Reply #197 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:17:45 PM »

I can't find any with Fabio on the cover so I join the pudding battle and wield a Staff of Vegetables.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #198 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:43:24 PM »

I put the gems in my fedora, then proceed to the next room, where I find TEM.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #199 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:53:50 AM »

"Excellent!" I say, while dodging a swinging pudding-pseudopod. "You've found a secret passage so we can get out of here!"

Rao · « **Reply #200 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:07:48 AM »

* Rao rolls for initiative.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #201 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:00:30 PM »

Rao rolls a 3.
The living pudding chases everyone through the "secret passage". Too bad that room leads to the GROCERY STORE WITH NO DOORS

Rao · « **Reply #202 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:08:22 PM »

So, what did the disgruntled troll and its pet homunculus roll?

Toad · « **Reply #203 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:14:01 PM »

You found my shop of strange and wonderful things!

There are two treasure chests. Which one do we open?

TEM · « **Reply #204 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:45:02 PM »

I raise my staff above my head and scream like a Sand Raider.

"I think I'll take... BOTH!"

I roll against Toad.

Toad · « **Reply #205 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:49:44 PM »

I raise my potato peeler to get ready to defend against TEM.. (I'll actually roll something when I go home.. what do I roll, regular dice or.. ?)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #206 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:03:52 PM »

You roll a d20. Or anything that can kind of roll. Like animals, bags of chips, etc.
TEM rolls a 14. However, Toad gets defense against vegetables +1 for his potato peeler.
Locked in battle, TEM's staff is reduced to half its stature and Toad's potato peeler breaks, resulting in a sharp pain between TEM's ribs. +3 metal indigestion bonus!

Troll/homunculus rolled 2 against Rao and caused a scientific (not magical) portal to Dimension X to open in the ceiling.

TEM · « **Reply #207 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:43:33 PM »

I stare at my newly created Vegetable Dagger and roll a penny to see if I can successfully flee battle.

Rao · « **Reply #208 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:07:47 PM »

I tell my scorpion posse to hold on to me as I grab onto a huge boulder to keep from being sucked into the vortex.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #209 on:** May 07, 2009, 09:02:41 AM »

Meanwhile, using my shield and more fan fiction, I drive the pudding into the store's icebox and lock it inside for all eternity. I cast a freezer-sealing spell and roll for how much power it has.