*Roshan the Insane enters the story*
Roshan: Huh? What am I doing HERE? Where am I? What's going on? What should I do? Is this Insanity ever gonna end? Was there a nuclear explosion or something, cuz I smell gas.... WHAT DIED IN HERE? Am I even in the right story? How many more babbling questions will I ask? Should I give this the "stupidest topic on the forums" award? How much longer will I be here? Will any of these dumb questions be answered?
Suddenly a talking monkey jumped into the room.
Talking monkey: I can answer everything. Here is all you wanted to know, in order of when you asked it. You and I are both extensions of Insane Steve's cynicism, as a way to show how desprate this story is. You are presently in some strange house area or something. Read the story and find out, you lazy bum. Well, first you should kill something, like everyone else has, then you should leave and interfere into a story with some relevance. HAHAHAHA Not bloody likely. Yes. The entire cast except for those 2, I think. No, you are very, very lost. 3. You should at least consider it. About 18.9 seconds, by my watch. Yes.
Roshan: Ok, first to kill someone. *Slashes the monkey to death* Then, to depart. *Hangs up a plague saying "Stupidest Topic on the Forums", then leaves the story.*
And so, Roshan left to find a story worth interfering in, never to return.
*Whew! That was pointless.*
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
