Author Topic: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!! (Read 34632 times)

00boo · « **Reply #45 on:** April 14, 2002, 09:08:01 AM »

then 00boo falls to is doom but he didnt die because hes already dead
00boo:what **** is this place
death: it is hell
00boo:i will give ya a penny if you let me go
death:ooo shiny
*so 00boo left the place hell even though its a town in the caymen islands*
then all a sudden a sea monkey attacks
sea monkey:mnmmnmnmmnmmn
00boo: pardon me
sea monkey:NMMNMNMNMMMN!!!!
00boo: shut up!
00boo you know you cant live outside water
sea monkey:............*dies*
then he found boo buddy fighting
00boo:take this weapon* trows the mighty spork at him*
then he runs off
00boo: i dont box??? or do i

00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo

00boo · « **Reply #46 on:** April 14, 2002, 09:21:27 AM »

*sees cable lieing on the ground*
*sees warios junior on the ground with his head smashed like a watermelen*
and he sees evil cable going to shmash cable wit her "hammer of doom or wat ever it is"
00boo:BUT if shes dead how can evil cable kill her.but if i press the button ha ha MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
will 00boo destroy evil cable
will cable die again
will cable reply to this topic
all the answer will be solved when cable decides wat happens

00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo

BooBuddy · « **Reply #47 on:** April 14, 2002, 09:35:50 AM »

as 00Boo is asking questions,we go back to the fight between Mari..um..Citrus Man and Darth Butch.
Citrus man:C Shot!
darth Butch:WHY WONT YOU DIE!
*darth Butch jumps over Citrus man*
Citrus man:LIME LIFTOFF!GRAPEFRUIT CANNON!
*Darth Butch was hit Bad*
Darth butch:You Freakin thing!
*lightsaber noises*
Citrus Man:Lemon Sord!
*Citrus man pulls out yellow light saber*
Kirby:give me that!
*kirby takes Light saber and leaves*
Citrus Man:Okay,LIME SABER!
*Citrus man pulls out green Light saber*
*more light saber noises*
Darth butch:CRAP!
*toad warps in*
Toad:WHOA!
*toad warps out*
Darth butch:lets do this
Citrus man:by the power of Citric Acid,YOU WILL DIE!

if you ever played Kirby64 you would get the gag about the yellow light saber thing.

THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!

Squillium:I''m a cashier too.
Squidward:is that true,Squillium?
Squillium:No way!I''m filthy stinkin rich!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 4/14/2002 8:39:06 AM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #48 on:** April 14, 2002, 06:49:11 PM »

*Note: For those of you who don't know Darth Butch and CitrusMan are from Neglected Characters,a part of Super Mario Bros. Headquaters*

Darth Butch: Choooo...Hoooo...Choooo...Mario.er,Citrus Man I am your Mother.....Join the Quite-Dim Side Mario!!

Silence,er,Steve: I shall Defeat you Darth Butch!!!

CitrusMan: Orange Cannon!! C buster!!

Darth Butch: ::Charge:: I....must....charge the Power of the Worce....and.....use choke of Death!!

Silence,er,Steve: AHHH!!!*Starts Light Saber Dueling Darth Butch*

CitrusMan: I the Name of the Lemon,which is 'o so Lemony, Lemon Laser!!

Darth Butch: ::ZZOO!!:: *Deflects Lemon Laser*

Phone the Clone: *Warp in!* Uh oh,a violent Battle.*Warp out!*

Fred the Spanyard: Death Ray of Deathly Deathness!!! Meat ray of Meatly Meatness!!!

Optimus Prime: Transform!

Galvatron: Transform!!

Bill the Extra Guy: THE EXTRA MOVE!!!!

Al Gore: MUAHAHAHAA!! WORSHIIP ME!!! WORSHIP ME!!!

George Bush: DIEEEE!!!!!!* Kills Al Gore*

Usagi: Moon Make-Up!!*Transforms into SailorMoon*

SailorMoon: Sailor Senshi!! ATTCK!!

Sailor Senshi: Aye,Aye Capn'! Sialor Senshi Heart Arrow Nuke of Love ATTACK!!*Blows everyone up sept CitrusMan,Darth Butch,Optimus Prime,00Boo,Cable04,and Evil Cable.*

To Be Continued......Bwahaha!

Boomo arigatou gazaimash ita! and have a nice day!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #49 on:** April 14, 2002, 07:03:23 PM »

Roshan returns, once again. (Roshan wasn't on set when everyone blew up, he was in Tucson, AZ)

Roshan: Forgot my wallet. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH I AM HERE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! hmmmmm Is it just me, or does everything blow up right before I enter this story again? hmmmmmm

Dr. Donez: What am i doing here? *runs*

Roshan: What was

Dr. Donez

(insert close up of Dr. Donez here)

doing here? hmmmm I had better leave before I get slashed/blown up.... *leaves*

Will Roshan ever return? (of course!) Who will win the fight? (not sure) Will Roshan ever die???? (not bloody likely, as he is my character in this story, and if he were to die, I wouldn't ummmmmm.... have a character in this story)

Find out next time (wait, you already found out, n/m) On another episode of ... um..... (HEY! WHAT'S THIS STORY CALLED AGAIN?)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/14/2002 6:52:18 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #50 on:** April 14, 2002, 07:47:56 PM »

MamaMia Mario is a double dater.
1st Min-T
Now Sukoya (or however you spell it.If its splelled wrong,I'm sorry)

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #51 on:** April 14, 2002, 07:52:37 PM »

SAKUYA D@MNIT!!

CitrusMan: Lime Liftoff!! Tangerine Missile!!

Darth Butch: Worce Charge!! CHOKE OF DEATH!!

Ps. This is Anime is called: BORED-MK2

You shall die a Hideous Death,just as GrimSack did,MarioSpiceMeat- Colonel MamaMia Mario

Insane Steve · « **Reply #52 on:** April 14, 2002, 08:32:47 PM »

Roshan reenters the room

Roshan: oops, forgot to kill someone last time, now I gotta kill 2 people to make up for it.... *sees MarioSpiceMeat in the corner* DIE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slashes MarioSpiceMeat to death with a large pocket knife. over and over and over again.

*22 mins later*

Roshan: that enough slashing?
All: NOPE!!!!

*1 hour, 31 mins later*

Roshan: ok, I need to kill someone else... hmmmm *looks around the room* hmmmmmmmm
*sees the ghost of the ghost of the Talking Monkey* DIE MONKEY!!!!!! *slaughters the monkey to death for a 3rd time* Well, bye again, until I find some other reason to come back!
*Roshan leaves*

What happened to all the teaser questions that were supposed to be here? Find out on the next defenestrated episode of

BORED-MK2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

cable04 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2002, 02:41:12 PM »

back to 00boo and the cables

*00boo kills evil cable*
evil cable: that's okay i was just made up for the story
stryfe: i am the true evil cable...i should have realized this at first but i didn't because i wasn't thinking clearly
cable: hmm... my clone turned evil, stryfe is here
00boo: i'll kill him too! *brandishes whatever kind of weapon he had but misses and delivers a fatal blow to cable*
cable: *dying* computer, take me back to one minute ago so i can jump out of the way and NOT die again!
*goes through time*
*00boo swings at stryfe... cable ducks*
00boo: sorry, cable
cable: s'aright
stryfe: i'll use my psy-pulse to render you all unconcious *does what he said he would*

will they ever wake up?
will mamma mia mario clean his teeth better?
will 00boo learn how to aim?
will the talking monkey die again?
will stryfe succeed?
did i spell succeed right?

find out next time on...
boredom-mk2
or whatever this show's called

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did

BooBuddy · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2002, 03:01:41 PM »

(I guess I'm not the only one who goes to NC)
Kyle orland:STEVE!
Sil,er Steve:what?
Kyle:werent you still stuck bills atack?
Steve:oh yeah!
*Steve retuns to the spot and freezes*
*kyle leaves*
Citrus man:DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
Darth Butch:AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
CHOOM!CHOOM! WHOSH!ZOW!
*darth Butch falls into pieses*
DB:NNNNNOOOOOOOO!tell the slightly black side I will Not RE...............
CM:I WIN!
Unknown voice:not yet!
*WARP*
CM:OHHH NNNOOOO!THE POSEINATOR!!!!
Poseinator:MUHAHAHAHA!
Bill:THE EXTRA WARP!
*WARP*
Pikichus:PPPPPPPPIIIIIIKKKKKKKAAAAA!
Poseinator:oh Good God!
pikachus:CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Poseinator:I failed you master j........
Fred:hey,wait a minute isnt that,

Prof.Exutrain!

Figure:NO!
I AM.......Captain churro!
defender of----I stand for
all that is----Pudding,pez,
sweet and------and a big glass
Moist!---------of motor oil!

THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!

Squillium:I''m a cashier too.
Squidward:is that true,Squillium?
Squillium:No way!I''m filthy stinkin rich!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2002, 03:19:01 PM »

LALaLa Stalling for time! LaLaLa STALLING FOR TIME! Hmmmm, my Miniony Mijinion minion guy things should be here now.....

Captain Churro: Ahahahaa I will destroy you!

Tenchi Musaki: Strike Like Shrimp!! Sting like Itty Bitty Bee!!!

Captain Churro: Ahahahaa! You cannot defeat me I have the power of all the neglected Characters COMBINED!!!!!!!!

MamaMia Mario: Hmmmm I'd better brush my teeth so Cable04 will stop annoying me about my Plaque...*Brushes Teeth*

CitrusMan: Lemon LASER!!!

Captain Churro: YOU B@$T@RD CitrusMan!!! You made me smell Lemony Fresh!

Tenchi Musaki: You are just Dr. Donez paited BLUE!!! AHAHAA!! Float like Lotus Blossom! Strike like Raptor!!

Fred the Spanyard: Death Ray!!!

Guru of Vegetables: HAHAHA! I shalll Replace Citrus
Man with a Bag of Oranges!! They'll Never know the difference!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/15/2002 2:32:39 PM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2002, 03:20:39 PM »

Ok I made my Post cositent with yours BooBuddy. I was wondering if anyone else Liked NC!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/15/2002 2:34:42 PM

BooBuddy · « **Reply #57 on:** April 15, 2002, 06:04:25 PM »

its 2nd on my list o'favorite Sites.this site is first!

THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!

Squillium:I''m a cashier too.
Squidward:is that true,Squillium?
Squillium:No way!I''m filthy stinkin rich!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #58 on:** April 15, 2002, 06:12:27 PM »

Paper:What?Tenchi!Get over here!Thats MY girl!
Mario:Hey!leave him alone!
Paper:Hey!leave my part of the name to me!
Mario:Shut up!let her be happy.
Paper:*ingnoring Mario*Lets get F#ckin Sakuya!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #59 on:** April 15, 2002, 07:12:27 PM »

Jay Resop, one of the main guys from NC, appears.

Jay: Huh? What are you NCs doing here? And shouldn't Roshan be here instead of me?
*booming voice* NO! Roshan is still laughing over how quick the demise of MarioSpiceMeat was.
Citrus Man: Who in the Vitamin C was that?
*booming voice* It is Insane Steve!
Ohhhhhhhh ya, Silence, I know you....
My name is NOT Silence! It is Steve, I think....
Jay: Well, I made your name Silence for some reason and...
Steve: SHUT UP! I am the writer of this post and I can alter your fates as i see fit! Observe! *Steve causes a rain of chainsaws to fall from the sky. One of them chops Jay Into 3 pieces*
Jay: owwwwwwwwwww
Capt. Churro: What is going on?
*the Guru of Veggies replaces Citrus Man with a bag of oranges* heh heh heh
Fred the Spanyard: Citrus Man! use your Citrusy attacks! *no reply*
The bag of oranges falls over, squishing Prof. Executrain.....
Prof.: owwwwwwwwww
Fred: Well done Citrus Man!
G o Veggies: hmmmmm I guess I will replace Fred with... ummmmmmm I have a Roshan doll... *replaces Fred with the Roshan doll*
All: Hey, Roshan came back!
*no reply*
GoV:hmmmmm *pulls the string on the doll's back*
Roshan Doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Capt. Churro: I think we know that.....
Jay (back from the dead for some reason): Who's Roshan?
The GoV pulls the string again...
Roshan Doll: Prepare to Die!
CC: Huh? aren't you our ally?
GoV: pulls the string again.
Roshan Doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Jay: Didn't you already say that? And where's Fred?
GoV: Stupid cheap doll only has 2 sayings! I can't understand why Roshan accepted such an inferior product!!!
Silen... errrrr.. Steve: What's going on here? A Roshan DOLL???? what's going to happen next? An Insane Steve doll?

*suddenly, the TV turns on.*

Are YOU bored with your crappy old toys? Well, from the makers of the Roshan the Insane doll, and The TV with only 2 channels, and thus proving how desperate we really are for ideas, it's.....

THE INSANE STEVE DOLL!!!!!!!

That's right kids! Just pull on the string and listen to such wonderful phrases like:

"There are 21 red coins in level Extra 3 of Yoshi's Island!" and
"My best lap in Frappe Snowland is 5.50 seconds!"
And 5 more wonderful phrases! And will YOU discover the 2 secret phrases? *eerie music*

It's the Insane Steve doll! Coming to a store near you! Sugg. price: $0.01-$4,999.99, depending on how much you like Insane Steve. And rembemer kids:

*annoying jingle music*
If you're finding your day
very very mundane,
Then liven it up with
Steve the Insane!

Steve: Wow, now they've really done it.

Will the NCs ever begin fighting? Will they ever realize what is going on? Where's Bill the Extra Guy? Will Roshan EVER return? And will he ever return for more than 1 post? Does anyone care? And what has become of Sakuya? Will the Insane Steve doll sell? (something tells me no, but ya never know....)

All these questions, and many, many more that I was too lazy to ask, may or may not be answered in the next minty fresh episode of:

BORED-MK2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/15/2002 7:28:44 PM