Roshan: grrrrrrr Bad hot dogs from Tucson *ugh* I didn't know my gender for a sec there.... (I'm a guy, if you still don't know) And I kept calling myself "Return Roshan"... Wait! Now I gotta kill the Posernator... *sudden realizaton* Cool! It's a doll that looks just like me! *grabs the doll out of Cable's hand and pulls the string*
Roshan doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Roshan: Yes, you are. *Pulls the string again*
Roshan doll: Prepare to die!
Roshan: That's the spirit! *evil grin*
PosernatorST: Are we gonna get on with it?
Roshan: Nope, I gotta ogle my doll, hey, Is that an Insane Steve doll with its head blown off? I've been trying to find out the Secret sayings forever now....
Cable04: We already did. They are "I can whip your @ss in Mario Kart!" and "Gimme some of that popcorn!"
Roshan: You ruined it!
PosernatorST: ENOUGH! I am getting sick of this! *attempts to hit Roshan with the Poser Attack, but Roshan dodges it while pulling the doll's strings.*
Several omitted for content battle scenes later:
Roshan: Heh, It said the popcorn one! Ok, now to lay waste with you! *brandishes... THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM!!!!*
PosernatorST: ARRRRRGH! It's the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM!
Roshan: HAHAHA! I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
Insane Steve: Uh oh, lost my connection....
PosernatorST: HAHAHA! You are helpless without Insane Steve typing the story! Prepare to die!
Roshan doll: Prepare to die!
Fred: Sorry, but this doll is pretty neat!
Will Roshan survive without Insane Steve online? And will the Posern......
Insane Steve: Got my connection back! w00t!
Roshan: HA! Now I cannot be defeated! *stabs the PosernatorST with THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
PosernatorST: That didn't do much.
Roshan: Well, you'll see... just you wait! *leaves for a break, and to watch THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM do its stuff...*
27 mins later:
Roshan: that should do it....
PosernatorST: Nope, still nothing....
Roshan: ARRRRRRRRGH! That wasn't THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM, that was my other pen knife! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Roshan doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Roshan: grrrrrrrr, I know! *evil grin* I'm afraid I'll have to take out everyone, but I have NO CHOICE! *pulls out a shiny object that looks kinda like a Rubik's Cube* He begins to solve it...
Bill: Extra Attack! *freezes the PosernatorSt in time*
49 mins later:
Roshan: <profuse swearing> I will get this....
54 mins later:
Roshan: Finally finished!
Bill: I gotta get him out now, ya know the Eco Cent....
Roshan: yea, that thing....
Bill: gets him ouT
Roshan: *solves the cube* It begins ticking EVERYONE! USE THE EXTRA WARP!!!!
Everyone uses the extra warp except the Posernator....
They find themselves in Tucson, AZ...
00boo: I need a new spork.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Posernator gets destroyed.
Roshan: ok, let's warp back now....
Bill: I can't....
Will the entire cast be stuck in Tucson forever?
Is Roshan's journey finally over?
Now that the secret phrases have been found, will anyone care about the Insane Steve doll?
Does this story still have a plot?
Is this a new record for the amount of time Roshan has stayed in the story without leaving?
Will Luigi finally get a part?
Will anyone else get a fight?
Will this story ever end?
Why didn't I continue Cable's story?
I will now answer these questions with a Magic 8 Ball.
No.
Outlook Good.
Reply Hazy: Ask again later.
Outlook not so good.
Yes.
Concentrate and ask again later.
Definately.
Probably not.
No.
Although those question may or may not have been answered correctly, STILL tune in to the next episode of....
BORED-MK2 Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And remember:
Roshan Doll: Prepare to die!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
