Roshan: ARRRRGH! This plot is getting way too confusing!!!! * Bill teleports everyone who is of importance to the story, not a giant evil robot out to kill everyone, and not dead away from Japan*
Roshan: Now where are we?
Everyone else: WE ARE BACK WHERE WE STARTED!
Roshan: wait, that's right! Reads the paper...
TUCSON AZ DECIMATED BY GIANT BOMB!
JAPAN UNDER ATTACK BY LARGE MONSTERS!
"All this may be the work of a few people trying to survive while another evil person (maybe) is trying to kill them all... SEE PG 3"
*reads the whole article*
Roshan: Hey! It says where the secret base of the Unknown "Final" Opponent is!
Bill: Why do you keep putting the "Final" In quotes?
*All the characters go silent for a while*
Roshan: ahem, Moving on, now we need another plot.... I know, we should find the hidden fort!
All: Ya! let's end this pointless adventure!
*Roshan hops into a heavily armored tank*
Fred: How come you get a tank?
Roshan: cuz I'm special. Hey, if any of you all want nifty weapons/vehicles, just post that you want them! We can all do that....
Citrus Man: Did he just say "nifty"?
Roshan: Of course! *As he drives off, he accidently runs over Black Yoshi, killing him again*
*And so the "cast" went to search for the hidden fort.*
THE END
Someone who's voice I can't understand: THIS IS NOT THE END!!!!!!
oh wait, yea, that's right....
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.