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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2002, 09:47:11 PM »
Yeah, if you didn't cuss.
That was a joke.

« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2002, 09:55:02 PM »
What's wrong with it? Cussing can be damn funny.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2002, 09:58:01 PM »
Only to weak-minded fools.
That was a joke.

« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2002, 10:02:43 PM »
Actually it's more funny with the ******* censors.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2002, 10:08:08 PM »
You weak-minded fool.
That was a joke.

« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2002, 10:12:34 PM »
Here's your weak mind!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2002, 10:12:36 PM »
Here's your weak mind!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2002, 10:13:59 PM »
Looks like the front of a theatre.
That was a joke.

« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2002, 10:14:40 PM »
Oh, I guess it does.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2002, 10:16:56 PM »
I wish I knew how to do the HTML secret.
That was a joke.

« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2002, 02:37:17 PM »
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« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2002, 02:59:32 PM »
Don't even bother.

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« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2002, 03:03:30 PM »
MY THEORIES ABOUT THE BOOK SECRET IN SMS:


for those who don't know:  in SMS you can find a locked door, and behind that door there is a book.  At present nobody managed to get this mysterious book.

here's some possible explanations on why they keep the book secret.  add yours!


1)  the book says that Miyamoto is dead and the one you see is a lookalike.

2) the book says that you are a f*ck*ng ba**ard and Nintendo keeps it secret because Mario games must be for Everyone


3) Miyamoto: "Hey guys, what about putting an unlockable door with an empty book inside? People would go insane trying to find out why we did so"

Programmer:  "Hey, that's great!"

4) The door may be unlocked only by linking the new Super Game Boy Advance to the game cube. The secret book allows you to play ....  mario bros!!!

5) The book contains Miyamoto's credit card number.

6) It tells how to beat the game, but it was too useless and they're embarrassed. --CW


Cele the Ref

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/1/2002 10:27:40 PM

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Insane Steve

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« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2002, 03:08:08 PM »
I'd say 3 is the most likely answer there.

And swearing is simply (for me anway) a way to state something with a harsher stronger tone. I take no offense to it.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2002, 10:56:53 PM »
See, I'm not offended by it, I just see it as worthless unnecessary embellishment on the part of overzealous people attempting to sound more mature, when in reality they sound more ignorant.

***FIND MR. T IN SMRPG***
Yes, I'm sure you've all heard of the famous cameo by Lawrence Tero in SMRPG. (His first name is Lawrence, right?) Anyway, here's how to do it.
First, beat Smithy on the same file 32 times.
Next, start a new file, and get to the factory.
Pull your cartridge out of your SNES and put it back in. Repeat as necessary.
When all the save data has been erased, hold X, Y, and R, and hold B and L using only your thumb. While doing this, press Start 52.4 times.
Start a new game. Get to Yo'ster Isle without saving, and in under 2.64 minutes.
Next, talk to Yoshi, but decline riding on him for now. Instead, hold R and left on controller two. This will make Mallow jump out of Mario, do a backflip, and yell "Booglebritches!!" with real speech sampling. Then, Yoshi, Boshi, and the other Yoshis will stand on their heads and do the can-can. Then Orpheus will come up out of the underworld (pipe vault) and eat pie.
While this is happening, Hannibal Smith will plant a grenade in one of the mailboxes. Don't go near it! Otherwise, you have to fight the "GIANT HELICOPTER BEAST"! The trick to defeating this monstrous machine is to fling the Super Salami at it. Be sure you have plenty of it, or you will run out long before the battle is over. The best way to obtain Super Salami is to go to the Giant Cow Factory in the West Northeast. It's quite a bargain at 994 coins each. It should only take you about four years to get the 42 Salamis required to beat the giant beast.
However, if you didn't go near the grenade, Hannibal Smith will spit out his cigar, and say "I love it when a plan comes together."
Then, Booster and his Snifits will come out firing machine guns at the ground, with exceptionally bad aim. Hannibal will call Murdock and Face to create a huge mishmash machine to defeat them. He will also ask Mario to help. If you don't, the game will self-destruct. So, the obvious choice here is to help him. Once Booster is defeated, he will lead you to a secret room under one of the Yoshi huts. Hannibal will explain that B.A. Baracus drank too much milk, and he became so incredibly strong that he turned evil and huge. Congratulations, you found the secret Mr. T. cameo!
Now, to defeat Mr. T., simply hit him with Copy Vision. Next, you have to fight his second form, in which he randomly appears in a flying saucer. Jump on him if you can find him, and he will be defeated for bad. I mean good. But then, he will appear as a giant head. Get in your Arwing, and press B, B, A, B, X, Y, R, L, LEFT, LEFT, START, LEFT, B, B, A, B, Y, X, Y, X, Y, X, Y, X,B, A, B, A,L, R, L, R, followed by all buttons and control pad directions at once. You will then beat the game, without even having to fight Smithy!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/1/2002 10:31:06 PM
That was a joke.

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