BORED-MKIII GX

[Chupperson Weird]

Roshan: WHA-- *faints*
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Roshan: MMF RRG
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Roshan: *finally realizes where he is* Why does everybody always tie me up? And where in the name of Jim Dandy am I? Oh, wait a second... that said I just realized where I was.
Bill: Uh...
Roshan: TUCSON, ARIZONA?!
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George Peter Franklin: This is not right.
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Gregor: This is not right. I'm ....missing something.
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George Peter Franklin: *hopelessly lost* Hmm... what's in here? *smacks head on Dutch door* Stupid door.
Gregor: What now, old chap? I'm having Crumpets, don'cha know.
GPF: WHAT THE HECK
Gregor: ...this is unbelieveable! Astounding! Blimey! I'm absolutely GOBSMACKED!
GPF: SAY WHAT
U "F" O: How'd HE get in here so easil... oh man. What in the name of Diamond Jim?!
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Roshan?: Let's play War.
CW: Those ads at the top of the screen can hypnotize you... *blank stare*


3 HOURS LATER

Roshan: Let's play War.
CW: I play War too much already. How about Ear? Bar? Car? Jar? Par? Far? Czar?
Roshan: I wanna play WAR! *pulls out rocket launcher*
CW: AAAHH!! *flees for his life* ...Good thing my shoes can turn into a car.


36 HOURS LATER

CW: *arrives in Tucson, AZ* Hey... is that... CitrusMan's house?
Roshan: I have you now.
Roshan: WHAT IN THE
Roshan: OH NO
Roshan: Who is that?
Roshan: *whistle*   *walks around a corner*
Roshan: Who was that?
CW: AAAHHHHH

WHO IS THE REAL ROSHAN?
WHERE IS EVIL ROSHAN?
Roshan: *hiding around the corner* Heh. *evil grin*
WHO IS GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN ... REALLY??

THE SHOCKING TRUTH... NEXT TIME?
ON BORED-MKIII GX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insane Steve]

Bill: This is stupid. What's going on?
Steve; I know what's going on. I am merely too lazy to say it today.
Roy: (You're ALWAYS too lazy to do things today.)
Steve: So? You're always hungry. Even I realized that.
Roy: (I'm not hungry now... weird...)

I am too lazy today to add questions.

Roshan: That's IT?!?! God, you re---

(I am too lazy to finish the sentence)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: GAH, you ARE lazy... I was wondering where you went for the past few days.
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Jimbo: I'm makin' pizza... yea yeah yeah...
Boss: What are we doing here?
Jimbo: Whaddya mean? We're here, makin' pizza.
Boss: I mean in this story, dolt!
Jimbo: What?
Boss: We're in some dumb story, being writen by some geeky guy!
Jimbo: You better lie down, boss.
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Crono: AAAHH!!
Marle: AAAHH!!
Lucca: AAAHH!!
Ayla: AAAHH!!
Frog: AAAHH!!
Robo: AAAHH!!
*they get sucked into another time period*
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CitrusMan: WHO are YOU?
Optimus Prime: Uhh... who are YOU???
CitrusMan: Nevermind. *flies away*
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Al Gore: I invented the Internet.
Jimbo: *strangles Al Gore*
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The Beatles: We all live in a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine...
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CW: I love you.
A Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless For Her Own Protection: Uhh... okay.... you should come over more often! Why don't you?
CW: Uhh... I'm shy...
Roshan: WHAT IN THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE STORY?
CW: Nevermind.
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Roy: *cough* (Well, Roshan, I...)
Roshan: *whacks Roy in the head with a frying pan*
Roshan: HEY! Why'd you do that to Roy?!
Roshan: Uhh... *fakeness ensues* Who are you?
Roshan: I could ask you the same question!
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CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!
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Space-Time Continuum: I'm sure getting sick of all these "MEANWHILE"s.
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Evil Roshan: Okay, so you know who I am already. *Whips out the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm*
Roshan: I thought so. Wait a sec... I KNEW! Yeah! Because I'm the REAL Roshan!
Evil Roshan: Whatever.
Roshan: *pulls out THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
CW: Steve, you lazy bum, your laziness isn't funny anymore. See, I wrote a nice long episode and
Roshan: So where exactly IS the Evil Realm?
Evil Roshan: Oh, take a left at the traffic light, head west down I-40 for 2.5 lightyears, hang a Ralph, and you'll end up somewhere in the West Northeast. Then, all you have to do is find the 6 evil seals and they'll throw beach balls at you. Then, find the 6 evil seals, and use the 6 evil seals to unlock the 6 evil seals.
Roy: (So what's it like in the Evil Realm?)
Evil Roshan: Well, it's hard to say, mainly because I've never been there.
*suddenly, Tucson, AZ turns into a gigantic floating dirt-covered arena!*
CW: Wow. I surprised myself there. *does Bob Dylan impression*
This planet isn't ours...
This planet isn't ours...
I say we head for Mars...
This planet isn't ours...
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00boo: *in jail* Man, if I hadn't helped the bad guys, I would be somewhere else. C'mon doubles! *rolls dice* MAMIT Well at least I have 2 more turns before I have to pay $50.
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George Peter Franklin: You look just like me!
Gregor: I know that, old chap. You're a clone of me! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH!! HA!
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CW: Did you hear that?
Roshan: No, but I do SEE that.
*gigantic metal ship floats into view*
Roy: (What in the world is that?!?!)

WHAT IS THE GIGANTIC METAL SHIP?
WHAT IS PART 7 OF THE PLAN?
WHERE IS THAT ONE GUY?
WILL STEVE STOP BEING A LAZY BUM ONE OF THESE DAYS?
WILL THERE BE MORE THAN FOUR QUESTIONS?    ......oh. NEVERMIND!!!

FIND OUT... SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
SAME CLICHÉ-TIME, SAME CLICHÉ-CHANNEL!

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Aww, crap! I actually have to TRY today!

Gregor: *On the giant metallic ship* MUHAHAHAHA!
Roy: (This is really, really weird.)
Roshan: Riiiiiiight... just when you think it couldn't get stranger, you got a Brit navigating a giant flying metallic ship in Tucson.

(U) "F" O: This flying ship was a GREAT idea.

C. M.: How much crap do these guys have?

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T O G: That's just nice. I finally figured out how to beat those freaks and now I can't find the boss. That's just great.

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GPF: Oh, great. I finally know who I am. Now what do I bloody well do?

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Gregor: You'll never catch us, you bloody pieces of Rubbish!
Roshan: Why does he talk in less of a British voice when Steve is posting?
Steve: Because I don't know as much British slang! Give me a break here!

*Roy, for some strange reason, flies Roshan onto the ship.*

C. W.: Hey! Wait up!!! *jumps about 50 feet to the ship*

Everyone manages to get onto the ship except Evil Roshan.

Evil Roshan: Awww, crap! NOW how I am supposed to win?

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00boo: *rolls dice* MAMIT a 2 and a 5 now I only got 1 roll!

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T O G: What am I doing in Tucson again? It looks so... different... ah well, it's probably my imagination. Hey, is that...?
Evil Roshan: Who the hell are you?
T O G: HA! Now, for some reason, that everyone else is gone, you really have no chance, do you?
Evil Roshan: Yes, except I am not the real Roshan.
T O G: Then where is he?
Evil Roshan: Errrr, he went, along with everyone else, on a giant flying metallic ship.
T O G: That is the WORST lie I have EVER heard.

T O G easily defeats Evil Roshan.

T O G: That was easy. Now where is everyone else?

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Jimbo: No, I created the Internet.

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Roshan: Why, why is that MEANWHILE shorter than the others?
Steve: Ummmmm.... *runs*
C. W.: This is a really, really big ship.
Roy: (Now, where are they?)
Roshen: I don't know *burps up another tar bubble*
Roshan: How that THAT idiot get up here?

*Everyone enters the main hold of the ship. It is a large maze of corridors and other crap.*

2 hours later

Roy: (Oh crap, I think we're lost.)
Roshan: What else is new?

Will everyone escape from the maze?
What is That One Guy going to do now? And does he realize that he didn't kill the REAL Roshan?

T O G: I didn't? CRAP!

Why was that one MEANWHILE shorter than the others?
Who actually DID invent the Internet?
What will George Peter Franklin do now that he knows the truth?
Will 00boo roll doubles on his 3rd turn so he doesn't have to pay $50?
Why did I write 6, wait, now 7 questions?
Steve: I HAVE to make up for my laziness yesterday SOMEHOW.

Find out, sometime, on ...
Ummmmm... I don't feel like typing the name of the show! MUAHAHAHA

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

Tim Berners-Lee: I invented the Internet.
CW: He's right, you know.

Gregor: Bloody 'ell.
The Last Remaining Assistant: Now approaching Warp factor 4.
U "F" O: They'll never get back to Earth... in time to deactivate Part 8! Mwah hah hah aha ha ha hahaa!!
Or wait... is that Part 7? Nevermind.
CATS: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
OH WAIT
ASSISTING YOU ARE ALL US
U "F" O: What?
Gregor: Methinks he wants to help us, dear boy.
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* deep in the bowels of the ship*
Roshan: You guys smell something down here?
CW: Not THOSE bowels, you idiot!
Roy: (Ooogh... my head...)
Roshen: *begins to drink Lysol* Hmm... *Pee-Wee Herman vioce* MMM! Lemony!
CW: WHERE do you keep getting all this toxic stuff?
Roshen: *tears fragment off of wall* MMM! Circuity!
*a few steps forward...*
Mega Man: *teleports in* You guys seen the airlock to Dr. Wily's lair?
CW: I think you have the wrong big, metallic structure.
Mega Man: Oh. Whoops. *teleports out*
CitrusMan: I forgot my line.
OH CRUD
Director: CUT!
Some other guy: Scene 2, take 37...
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U "F" O: *dials on extra-long distance phone*
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T O G: Heeeello? .....hmm.... ....oooh! .....yeah, okay....
*30 minutes later*
Jimbo: What are you doing?
TOG: Oh, nothing...
Boss: What's going on in there??
Jimbo: *walks up behind boss* I don't know! He told me to get out of the kitchen!
Boss: Garrgh! You idiot!
*3 minutes later*
Jimbo: *busts into kitchen*
Boss: Where'd that one guy go?
Jimbo: What kind of a name is that? ...Uhh, boss... did somebody order this weird-looking black pizza with a fuse that's connected to the center of the Earth?
Boss: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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GPF: I've determined what I shall do with myself! I think I'll go watch a movie.

WHAT HAS THE U "F" O DONE?
WHAT IS THE FATE OF OUR PLANET??
IS THAT ALL THAT GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN WILL DO WITH HIS LIFE???
GPF: Nah, I decided to go play Yoshi's Island with my feet.
Steve: Ahh, a noble endeavor!

WILL OUR HEROES (heroes? You call those heroes?!) DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE GIGANTIC METALLIC SHIP????
IS THERE A SECRET OF THE GIGANTIC METALLIC SHIP?????
WILL MORE OF STEVE'S QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT EPISODE??????
WILL I STOP USING MORE QUESTION MARKS EVERY TIME I ASK A QUESTION?
Ahh, nevermind.

FIND OUT - MAYBE!
ON THIS SHOW WHICH NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT THE TITLE OF!!!!

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Well, George, if you want to do that... *Gives George a 10 page packet of tips for beating YI with his feet.*

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U "F" O: *Pushes the button on the black controller linked to the bomb* MUHAHAHAHA!

Nothing happens.

U "F" O: GAH! WHA-------??
Jimbo: Erg, you DID realize that it is really really hot in the center of the Earth, and that the bomb would have MELTED?
U "F" O: Why is it that everyone in this story is stupid? And how did YOU get here?
Jimbo: Magic. That, and I'll do ANYTHING to get away from that idiot boss.

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T O G: I HEARD THAT! I am NOT stupid!

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00boo: COME ON DOUBLES! *rolls dice*
The screen cuts away before the dice are shown.

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Roshan: Why did it take so long for you to get to us?
Steve: I felt like doing everything else first.
Roy: (We're STILL lost...)
Roshen: Blarrrb arggggg bllluurrbbble! *burps up a LARGE soap bubble*
Roshan: This is SOOOOOOO dumb.

5 hours later:

Roshan: I'm lost.
Roy: (I'm hungry...)
C. M.: I'm confused.

10 hours later:

Roshan: Erg, this is pointless.

20 hours later:

Roshan: Hey! a door!

*Everyone runs to the door... it leads to... right where they started on the ship.*

Roshan: What a waste of about 2 days.
Voice: Wow, you people are dumb.
Roshan: Wait, is that...
T O G: That's right! While YOU were wandering the exitless maze, I was getting back to the ship. And I have come up with the GREATEST plan! *pulls out a remote* See, I'll push this button, and...

*Roshen grabs the remote and tries to eat it.*

T O G: Arrrrrrrgh! You moron? You are going to eat my remote!

Roshen tries to eat the remote. Suddenly, it is swiped out of his hand by...

Roy: (So.... hungry....) *Tries to eat the remote*
Roshen: NOT SO *burp* fast you orange freak! *Grabs the remote*

5 Minutes later:

T O G: Ok, so my secret plan is being thwarted because my remote is being fought over by two people to see who will EAT IT??? This plot is dumb.
Roy: (You don't TOUCH my dinner.... I mean, give me the remote...)

Who will eat the remote?
Where are the U "F" O and Jimbo and the assistant?
Did 00boo roll doubles?
What other crazy crap will Roshen try to eat?
Can George beat YI with his feet?
Does the maze REALLY have no exit?

Get the answers to about 2 of these semi-riveting questions (maybe) on...

BORED... something something something III! Something.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

I'm starting this episode with questions! AH HA H AH A!

HOW DID THAT ONE GUY HEAR JIMBO OVER THE SOUNDLESS VOID OF INTERSTELLAR SPACE?
OR WAS T O G ALREADY ON THE SHIP?
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE IN THIS STORY IS STUPID?
CW: HEY! I'M NOT!
CAN JIMBO REALLY USE MAGIC??
DID 00boo ROLL DOUBLES???

Fortunately, these questions will never be answered, because...

*screen shifts to T O G and the other people in the exitless maze*
Roy: (If there's no exit, how did YOU get IN here? ........GIMME THAT REMOTE!)
T O G: It has an ENTRANCE, but no EXIT! MUAH HA HA HA!!
Roshen: ARRGH SNARF MMGH ROWMF *eats remote, but in the process, pushes the button on it*
Computer: 12 seconds to self-destruct.
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00boo: MAMIT I had to pay $50 to get out of jail... *exits jail, and finds himself in... the bathroom of the ship?!*
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Computer: 10 seconds to self-destruct.
T O G: HEY! That wasn't supposed to happen!
Computer: 5
Roy: (This is just great.)
Computer: 4
Roshan: Not AGAIN.
Computer: 3
00boo: Hey guys! I just got out of jail and...
Computer: 2
*stuff begins to collapse around them*
Computer: 1
CW: Oh. I read about these...
Computer: Sel--
*BOOM*
...*everyone is flung out into space and dies of explosive decompression type stuff*









LOCATION: CAYMAN ISLANDS/MICHIGAN
Death: Hi. Welcome back. Free stays for repeat visitors!
CW: *pulls out wallet* Here, I'll give you...   OH NO I spent all my money on video games!
Roshan: I'll give you.... a nickel if you let us get out of here.
Death: No deal. I hear you've got tons of money back home.
CW: Hey, how come we never go to Heaven?
Saint Peter: *points to Death* HE captured me.
CW: I thought Death was a girl?
Saint Peter: Whatever. Just get me outta here.
Roshan: Okay, $25 to get us all out of here.
Death: That'd be fine for you guys, but if ya wanna spring ol' Pete, you gotta pay me extra. And I'll have to reset time, so there's no guarantee that you won't just end up here again.
CW: Sure. Fine. *looks around and sees a large collection of coins scattered about* Uhh... *grabs a quarter* Here. Will this pay for Saint Peter?
Death: OOO shiny
*FLASH*
*everything resets to 60 seconds before Roshan ate the remote*
T O G: I gotta fix that remote.
Roshen: GARR AGHH
Roshan: HOLD IT!! *madly wrestles the remote away from Roshen*
CW: DID YOU SEE all that treasure down there? I'm going to go back there someday... all those rare old coins....
Roshen: AUGHH *starts drooling uncontrollably and begins to eat through the maze*
Roy: (I'll help with that...) *both begin tearing through the maze*
Roshan: Well, that oughta make an exit sooner or later...

WILL THEY DISCOVER AN EXIT?
WILL T O G FIX HIS DASTARDLY REMOTE?
WHERE DID ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS GO???

FIND OUT .... LATER!!!!

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

[Insane Steve]

Roshan: Hmmmm... why did they make the walls of the maze out of GINGERBREAD?
C. W.: Wait, why didn't they eat through the walls while they were wandering?
Steve: Well, Roy wasn't hungry, and Roshen was burping up tar bubbles way too much to eat anything else.
T O G: GINGERBREAD? These people really ARE idiots. Stupid remote... *A spring flies out of the remote* Oh, great, now it won't ever get fixed.

About 5 minutes later:

Roshan: It appears they ate ALL the walls, but there is still no exit. Strange... I guess... there's another way to get to the U "F" O then?

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George: This is getting on my nerves! I can't get this!
Steve: What level are you on?
George: ... 1-2...
Steve: Wow. You suck.

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Jimbo: You're dumber than my old boss. At least you aren't as overbearing...
Gregor: That's what you think, dear boy...
Jimbo: Dear... boy...? What's WRONG with you?
U "F" O: They still haven't found us, have they? and Part... 9 or 10 or something is almost set...
Jimbo: How many parts are there?
Gregor: I reason... somewhere in the 30s or 40s...
Jimbo: Ugh...

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Roshan: Why are we still standing here?
T O G: Why can't I fix the remote?
C. W.: Where are the U "F" O, Gregor, and Jimbo?
U "F" O: HAHAHAHA! I'm mentioned first now!
Jimbo: What is part 9?
Gregor: I'll tell you, chap, *British whispering*
00boo: Can I borrow 50 dollars?
Roy: (Why exactly were the walls of the maze made of gingerbread?)
Roshen: Why am I still hungry? *burp*
GPF: WHY CAN'T I BEAT 1-2?
Steve: Are there any other secrets to be found or discovered on the ship or anywhere else?

Well, I had the characters ask all the questions, as I didn't feel like doing it myself...

Steve: I'm NOT A CHARACTER! I am an omniscent 3rd person "narrator"! Get that through your heads!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Wow Steve, you must be really confused.
Roshan: What a big metal room.
Roy: (How did gingerbread support our weight all that time?)
CW: I'm feeling lazy today.
Roshan: So? What does that have to do with gingerbread?
Roshen: Want some tar?
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Jimbo: I've had it with you guys. *jumps into the entrance of the exitless maze*
U "F" O: THAT was a mistake.
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Jimbo: *enters maze through a "solid" wall*
Roshan: THERE! Out that way! *walks into wall* OW! NOT AGAIN!!!

WILL THEY EVER GET OUT OF THE MAZE?
WILL THEY EVER GET TO THE U "F" O?
WILL THEY EVER GET A TRIPLE PLATINUM ALBUM?
WILL THEY EVER GET A LONGER EPISODE THAN THIS ONE IN THE FUTURE?
CW: Like I said, I'm feeling lazy today.

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

[BooBuddy]

sorry,I was on VACATION.
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THE END
CW:what the heck?
CM:this sucks......
steve:yawn...i love laziness.
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GPF:end?END?EENNDD???THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!I HATE YOU!!!
-----YAWN----
U"F"O:Where is the bathroom?that burrito is do'in a number on me.
Gregor:the what,old chap?
TOG:I'm on the metal ship!
-----*ZZZzzzzZZZZzzz*--
roy:(*pukes up the pills*)uggghh...
ER:muhahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!(shoves more pills into roys mouth.)
Bill:do do do singin
Fred:shut up or i will deathray you!
-SNORE....snore...---
steve:got any...uhg..to lazy..cant...stay...awake..*ZZZZZZzzzzZZZ*
roshen:grugggg...*snore*
roshan:got any aces?
CW:no.
roshan:CM?
CM:cough...no.


WILL OUR HEROS FINISH THEIR GAME OF CARDS?
WILL U"F"O FIND A BATHROOM?
WILL GPF FIND ANYBODY?
WHERE IS TUSON,ARIZONA AND AKRON,OHIO?
WHERE DID TOG COME FROM?
IS BOOBUDDY SORRY THAT HE WAS ON VACATION?
BB:ask me later...ZZZzzzZZZZ
WHY AM I POSTING SO MANY QUESTIONS?
WILL STEVE(ESPECILLY)AND THE HEROS STOP BEING LAZY?
IS THIS THE LONGEST QUESTION STRING IN BORED HISTORY?
WILL....ZZZZzzZZ..WHA?UH.
WILL EVERYBODY WAKE UP?
WHO FOR THE LAST TIME IS ROSHEN?
WHERE DID BILL AND FRED COME IN?

FIND OUT....MEH...
CM:this still sucks

Boo:BOOO!!BOOO!!ARE YOU SCARED YET?

[Chupperson Weird]

WILL OUR HEROES FINISH THEIR GAME OF CARDS?
They already did.

WILL U "F" O FIND A BATHROOM?
Why does he need to?

WILL GPF FIND ANYBODY?
He already did.

WHERE ARE TUCSON, ARIZONA AND AKRON, OHIO?
Arizona and Ohio.

WHERE DID T O G COME FROM?
BORED-MKII GT, I think.

IS BOOBUDDY SORRY THAT HE WAS ON VACATION?
BB:ask me later...ZZZzzzZZZZ
Apparently not.

WHY AM I POSTING SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Who knows.

WILL STEVE (ESPECIALLY) AND THE HEROES STOP BEING LAZY?
They did, for the most part.

IS THIS THE LONGEST QUESTION STRING IN BORED HISTORY?
Doubtful.

WILL....ZZZZzzZZ..WHA?UH.
WILL EVERYBODY WAKE UP?
What are you talking about?

WHO FOR THE LAST TIME IS ROSHEN?
I think he's a renegade clone of Roshan.

WHERE DID BILL AND FRED COME IN?
At Tucson, AZ. In this series anyway.

CW: Read the rest of the story before you post.
I shall demonstrate what I mean:
"Roy: *pukes up the pills* uggghh..."
CW: We left the pills long ago.
"ER:muhahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!(shoves more pills into roys mouth.)"
CW: Evil Roshan is still on Earth, unconscious, possibly dead.
Roshan: Yes. Well. Now, let's get on with this. I'm so sick of running into walls.
CitrusMan: I've been studying this ship. Now, as I see it, *streams of technical jargon emanate from CitrusMan*
Roshen: MMM! Jargon! *chomp*
Roy: (Jargon isn't food, dolt.)
Roshen: Tasted pretty good to me!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp* What?
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp* What?
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp hack cough psychedelic freakout* WHAT?!?!
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: Ahh. That's better.
*eventually, they find the U "F" O, Gregor and T O G...

WHAT WILL THEY DO WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET UP WITH THE U "F" O, GREGOR AND T O G?
IS BOOBUDDY 00boo ALSO? I THOUGHT 00boo WAS POSTING THIS WHOLE TIME AND IT WAS BOOBUDDY!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! BECAUSE I'M STILL TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE OF THE STORY OR ASK MORE QUESTIONS!

Hey, what can I say? Snow makes me lazy.

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/5/2002 8:34:04 PM

[Insane Steve]

U "F" O: Crap, they found us...but how?
T O G: THERE YOU ARE! And... I... don't...know.
Gregor: NOW what?

Roshan: There may FINALLY be a good fight...

U "F" O: I'm afraid... that won't be happening... well, MAYBE.

The U "F" O (Who isn't really Unknown anymore, come to think of it) Pulls a lever.

Roshan: What the---? Oh, great, more of THOSE things.
C. M.: Yay, more Greears. Some to do some bashing!

Citrus Man creams the Greears in a similar fashion to last time. Unfortunatly for our "heros", the U "F" O, T O G, and gregor all leave, and no one can find them.

Roshan: Oh, that's just nice, we lost them AGAIN!
Roy: (Now, where are we, anyway?)
C. W.: *tells Roy where they are*

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: Why did we run? We could EASILY have creamed those dolts!
U "F" O: It's... part of a much greater plan.
Gregor: So, we're bloody well giving up on the othre one? (Ya, it looks bad, but they spell it "metre" and "centre". Not to mention "cheque" and...)
Gregor: Shut up!

---------MEANWHILE---------

00boo: Can I still borrow $50?
Roshan: Not, now.
Roshen: I duly believe I consumed an unecessarily tremendous quantity of jargon... *burp*
Roshan: That's the most intelligent thing you said.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: Wow, this post is getting long, ah well, I'll add some more...
Voice: Not if I can help it...

Steve: Erg, what was ... that?
Voice: I am a characterization of Sloth. That is...

Suddenly, Steve gets this really, weird feeling...

Steve: Funny, I don't feel like finishing this. Screw it, I don't feel like adding questions either. Hell, I don't feel like finis----

*end of post*

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

I think that now, the U in U "F" O stands for "ultimate". ON WITH THE STORY!

*CW uses his expert pilot skills to reverse the ship and land it back on Earth, considering the U "F" O, T O G and Gregor are nowhere to be found...*
Roshen: OOO! What does THIS button do? *pushes button*
CW: Oh crud, I think you just activated the time travel option. Stupid new-model spaceship.
*Suddenly, the "heroes" are transported into 1978 Japan!*

Yes, that's all for this post. I'm tired today.

What you own is your own kingdom, what you do is your own glory.
What you love is your own power, what you live is your own story...

[Insane Steve]

Sorry for my presence, I am merely bumping all the relevant topics above these annoying pictures (Half of which don't work).

Don't mind me.

Roshan: You call THAT a plot add-on?!?!?!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

*The plot suffers badly!*