C.W.: Being the other omniscient person in this story, I shall now summarize for the benefit of Mr. Kite. I mean cable. Anyway...
Following is a somewhat brief recap of the story so far.
Cable jumped in the moat. So did everyone else.
Then, CW suddenly appeared and had Roshan's drill shoes, for some unknown reason.
After that, the U "F" O was revealed to be a strange hybrid of Bowser, Sigma and Andross.
Also introduced was a mysterious person by the name of George Peter Franklin.
Shortly thereafter, the network execs realized that no one was watching the show. They sold it to a rival network in an effort to gain some quick cash.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!
And so begins the newest chapter in this totally insane and rather uselessly amusing phenomenon!!
CW made a mistake and used the drill shoes to tunnel into the underworld. Eventually, they got out of there.
Then, something interesting happened.
After that, out of somewhere (but nobody knows where), a crazy Brit by the name of Gregor Lancaster IV, Esqire came to aid the U "F" O.
Roy started to get hungry a few days later.
CW gave Roshan his drill shoes back and got some food-generating shoes for himself.
Then, a swarm of Greears besieged our hapless heroes.
A bunch of Nintendo characters came to hang out for a few episodes, then they went back to Nintendo HQ for a coffee break.
After that, the main (sort of) good guys were trapped in a big metal room.
They got out and Roshen (a new character) started eating tar.
CirtusMan also came by at this time.
And Roy started eating tar, complaining about the food Roshan gives him.
Eventually, That One Guy (a.k.a. Rick) came to try and beat Roshan, trying to help the U "F" O.
After a while, Roshen started eating Laundry Soap.
Then, 00boo kidnapped Roshan and Roy. He promptly went to jail for trying to help the U "F" O.
The U "F" O launched part 5 of his plan, a big armored tank.
A EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT attacked too.
Roshan used an index card to take out the tank, and gave Roy an overdose of appetite suppressant pills. Eventually, Roy nearly died from these overdoses.
Roshan kills the bunny, for now anyway. Poor evil bunny.
Later, they use some of Roshan's index cards for playing cards and begin a game of Go Fish.
A few hours later, Roshan wakes up in Tucson, AZ.
Roshan is revealed to be Evil Roshan. The remaining good guys go to Tucson in search of the real Roshan.
Roshan eventually defeats Evil Roshan, more or less, as well as That One Guy.
Then, George Peter Franklin is revealed to be a clone of Gregor! (The most exciting part of the story?)
*suddenly, Tucson, AZ turns into a gigantic floating dirt-covered arena!*
Meanwhile, 00boo is in jail trying to roll doubles so as to get out of jail free.
A giant metallic ship flies into view. The good guys get aboard the ship for no apparent reason and are held prisoner by the U "F" O and Gregor in a giant confusing exitless maze thingy.
00boo doesn't roll doubles, so he has to pay $50 (which he is currently trying to borrow from Roshan) and ends up in the metallic ship's bathroom.
T O G defeats Evil Roshan and manages to board the ship.
The rest of page 3 is comprised of people trying to get out of the exitless maze and the U "F" O trying to blow up the Earth, but his bomb melted in the planet's core.
And I haven't even mentioned anything about Jimbo and his boss.
Eventually, Roshen and Roy eat the walls of the exitless maze and there's still no exit.
George Peter Franklin went off into the sunset and effectively left the story (for now anyway) and went to go try and play Yoshi's Island with his feet.
The good guys save Saint Peter from Death, after the metallic ship blows up (a result of Roy and Roshen fighting to eat T O G's controller thing that is supposed to blow up the world) and they all go to Death's realm again.
Then they get out of there and zap back to before the ship blew up.
Then BooBuddy (00boo) tried to end the story but instead he made it even longer.
CW uses his control over the Power Cosmic to beam the good guys out of the maze and to somewhere else on the ship. The U "F" O, T O G and Gregor all go back to Earth, and CW pilots the ship there.
Roshen consumes an unecessarily tremendous quantity of jargon.
Roshen: OOO! What does THIS button do? *pushes button*
CW: Oh crud, I think you just activated the time travel option. Stupid new-model spaceship.
*Suddenly, the "heroes" are transported into 1978 Japan!*
*The plot suffers badly!*
*CW uses a strange device to transport the good guys back to 2002*
So now, here we are. In Japan. And you came along, Cable. That is where we are now.
I typed a lot today.
I don't even want to add on to the plot right now. *snore*
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
