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« Reply #75 on: April 07, 2003, 01:37:48 PM »
Then Toad tripped over Mario's face (I don't know how) and fell, with Peach falling on top of him.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

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« Reply #76 on: April 07, 2003, 02:30:45 PM »
Sapphira continued acting stupid because the Piantas warped her mind. She found the FLUDD and doused Mario, Toad and Peach with it.

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« Reply #77 on: April 07, 2003, 10:35:29 PM »
Then Luigi came out of nowhere (oh yeah) and straddled Sapphira and tried to steal FLUDD back.

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« Reply #78 on: April 08, 2003, 05:01:20 PM »
But all the hassle glitched the FLUDD, and it started to douse Luigi with fire.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

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« Reply #79 on: April 08, 2003, 07:38:17 PM »
Then Sapphira, being the nice person she is, found a hose and stopped the fire, even though Luigi had attacked her. But suddenly...



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« Reply #80 on: April 08, 2003, 07:58:12 PM »
Peach laughed.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

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« Reply #81 on: April 08, 2003, 08:40:59 PM »
Then Mario sneezed.

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« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2003, 09:46:12 PM »
Then Luigi tripped.

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« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2003, 09:48:48 AM »
Then Toad farted.

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"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2003, 01:59:35 PM »
Then Wario crapped his pants.

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« Reply #85 on: April 09, 2003, 03:52:22 PM »
Then Daisy plugged her nose and got Depends for him.

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« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2003, 06:35:51 PM »
When Mario sniffed it, he got brain damage and became mental- he started distorting his face and cooing gibberish (no offense to anybody who knows people who have mental illnesses).

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

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« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2003, 07:56:29 PM »
Ugh, I know too many. Seriously.

Luigi found a miracle cure by combining some stuff we don't want to know about and cured Mario of his illness.

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« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2003, 01:51:21 PM »
But the miracle cure gave Mario violent diharrea.

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« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2003, 01:53:23 PM »
Yoshi vomitted at the horrid sight. Toad giggled, then threw up also.

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