Author Topic: Nintendo's Retirement Days (Read 11382 times)

Mario Master · « **on:** March 17, 2003, 08:55:48 PM »

It's the year 20XX, and all the Nintendo characters are retired. Mario, Link, Ness, Pikachu, the whole bunch. But one day, Andross (now about 180 years old) tries to take over the world with mutant prunes.

Only 3 sentences, and you must use the word prune (prunes, pruning...) somewhere within your post:

One day, while Peach was knitting a sweater for Mario, Link was using his Korkiri Sword to chop at a block of wood, while Luigi was eating prunes, and while Ness was using all his psycic powers just to stand up, an ambush of Andross's creations storm the retirement home and try to kidnap (?) the aged Nintendo characters. So Mario...

(I'll only do that 'cause my first sentence was so long)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2003, 02:55:52 PM »

put down the prunes he was eating and put on his old overalls. They didn't fit too well so they ripped right in half. But mario didn't know that so he went out in his underwear.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:06:06 PM »

Andross laughed so hard that he had a heart attack.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2003, 07:27:00 AM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2003, 07:27:03 AM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2003, 02:32:51 PM »

Then Professor E. Gadd, who had invented the elixer of life so he could live forever, unvailed his new inventio the prune bomb. He gave it to Mario. Then mario gave the prune bomb to Andross because Mario went senial.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2003, 03:42:16 PM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

Jman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2003, 03:50:54 PM »

Suddenly, Ganon appeared. He was very very very old and sick looking. He said to Andross, "Hey old buddy *cough cough* do you got any prunes? *cough cough*!
Mario had been insulted by Andross seconds ago. He was mad! "I may be old, but I can still give a sissy like andross a good ol butt whackin!" Mario said as he. . .

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:44:51 PM »

. . . threw some more prunes at Andross. Andross thought that this was so funny, he laughed until he had a heart attack.

Sorry about that. I didn't remember that it had to say prunes.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2003, 04:51:17 PM »

Then Mario forgot where he was and started complaining about today's youth and how much they play video games. Then Pikachu farted and it smelled like old prunes.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2003, 12:36:18 AM »

Then Mario kicked Pikachu up into the trees, so it started pruning them.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2003, 03:58:21 PM »

Then Mario said, "I have to go to the store. Better check my list."

Mario's Shopping list

3lbs prunes
Prune juice
Flower pruners
Prune pie
Peptobismal

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2003, 11:42:03 PM »

So he ate some prunes instead.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2003, 07:58:28 PM »

But he forgot the peptobismal and bought prune-flavored bebtopismal instead.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2003, 09:15:25 PM »

Then the Mexicali Prunes started singing "I saw it through the prune tree."

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2003, 03:13:53 PM »

Then a gigantic mutant prune started pruning the prune plants.

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Hirocon · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2003, 11:17:34 PM »

With all this talk about prunes, Kirby got hungry. So he sucked up a prune, but was unable to swallow because of his degenerative throat cancer. So, instead of eating the prune, he transformed into a prune. He threw out his back in the process and was unable to transform back.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2003, 01:01:06 AM »

Then a prune died, and the world mourned its passing, before realizing that it wasn't alive.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2003, 08:22:08 AM »

Then Link ate prune kirby and had to eat some laxitives because prunes gave him constipation.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:59:35 PM »

But then, Kirby inhaled Link from the inside.
Oh yeah, and PRUNES.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 9:00:07 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2003, 10:36:40 AM »

Link searched for a way out while noticing Kirby had a LOT of prunes in his stomach.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2003, 01:21:39 PM »

Then Mario gave Bowser a package of prunes for his birhday.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2003, 08:29:03 PM »

Bowser said, "You fool! I hate prunes!" and tried to flame them, but he flamed Kirby instead. Kirby turned into a prune again.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Hirocon · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2003, 03:28:24 AM »

Then something happened involving prunes.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2003, 02:00:31 PM »

Then Mariio had cnstapation AND diarrea at thesame time because he had just eaten 67 tons prunes & prune bi-products.

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Sapphira · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2003, 02:05:44 PM »

Then an old, embittered Princess Daisy came over and handed someone some prunes for good luck. People mumbled and Daisy screamed, "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SOME PRUNE JUICE, YA COOTS!!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2003, 11:40:30 PM »

Then Guinan showed Worf some prune juice and he liked it.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Sapphira · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:34:14 AM »

Then Star Trek characters invaded every story and ate prunes.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2003, 01:50:22 PM »

Then Mario got off the can and said, "Mmmm, smells like prunes."

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Hirocon · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:00:56 PM »

Then all the Star Trek characters ALSO got constapation from eating prunes, and had to go back to the Star Trek universe to get some laxitives. They left the story, never to return again. (seriously, never)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #30 on:** April 12, 2003, 12:37:32 PM »

Then a dorky Treky came and started explaining why we need Star Trek characters on this website. So Mario shoved prunes down his throat.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #31 on:** April 13, 2003, 12:40:29 AM »

Dude. It's "Trekker," not "Trekkie" or "Treky." And I took the prunes out of my throat and ate them properly.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Hirocon · « **Reply #32 on:** April 21, 2003, 10:59:22 PM »

I can top you all. I am a "trekster," which I define to mean someone who has seen one or two of the Star Trek movies and is more or less indifferent about the series, and is annoyed by self-proclaimed "trekies" and "trekers" who are so obsessed with the series that they obsess over their own states of obsession.

Mario was so annoyed by the Star Trek characters that he needed to eat some prunes to get the bad taste out of his mouth.

Sapphira · « **Reply #33 on:** April 21, 2003, 11:16:03 PM »

Hey! There's nothing wrong with Star Trek! (At least Voyager and Enterprise, which are the two I'm interested in.) Lol, my family portrayed ourselves as Voyager characters--our alteregos, in a sense--to who best fit our personalities.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/21/2003 10:18:59 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2003, 08:25:40 PM »

O.K. let's get back to the story.

Bowser was trying with great difficulty to come up with a plan to destroy the world withprunes.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Jman · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2003, 08:01:36 PM »

Then he had to go take a dump. While on the john, he sang beans beans the magical fruit.
Then someone threw a prune at his face.

Long live the Mario Brothers!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2003, 02:50:51 PM »

This triggered an idea in Bowser's empty head. He could implant mind control devises in the prunes that were going to be sold at Prune Day.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2003, 10:38:35 PM »

Someone without a name wondered how the prunes Bowser ever figured that out.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #38 on:** May 18, 2003, 05:57:45 PM »

Bowser said to the name less person, "My friend was watching TV and something similar was on Time Squad. But that was peanuts, and these are prunes, which makes it my idea!"

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2003, 12:33:22 AM »

The nameless person wondered where in prunes' name Bowser ever got a friend.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #40 on:** May 20, 2003, 07:29:29 PM »

Bowser said, "I can read your thoughts, you know! I sent away for my friend. All I needed was 2 proofs of purchase from Harry's Hairy Prunes and $5 for shipping and handling.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #41 on:** May 20, 2003, 09:56:20 PM »

Then Harry Kim sent a message back in time to the person with no name, regarding the best ways found in the 24th century to cook prunes.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/20/2003 8:59:05 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #42 on:** May 20, 2003, 10:04:11 PM »

But Tuvok said it was illogical, so Harry threw a prune at him.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #43 on:** May 20, 2003, 10:06:02 PM »

Here, the message ended abruptly. The nameless fellow quickly began cooking Neelix's recipe for Talaxian Prune Soup.

Sapphira · « **Reply #44 on:** May 20, 2003, 10:14:01 PM »

Mindy from Animanics entered the kitchen, seeing the nameless guy cooking his prunes.
"Whatcha doin'?"
"Making Prune Soup."
"Why?"
"'Cuz I wanna."
"Why?"
"'Cuz I have BM trouble."
"Why?"
"'Cuz I'm not as young anymore?"
"Why?"
"Is that all you can say?"
"Why"
*Fury rising* "Grrr... Well, if my name isn't...

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #45 on:** May 24, 2003, 11:42:26 AM »

The namless person then killed Mindy with the prunes.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 6/5/2003 7:40:12 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #46 on:** May 24, 2003, 11:46:36 AM »

And then he was sent to prison for murder and forced to eat prunes for all eternity.

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/5/2003 7:57:36 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #47 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:41:18 PM »

And Sapphira was sent to prison for not saying, "Prunes" :~P

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #48 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:43:52 PM »

And then, Doctor Luigi came and said, Dr. Mario is a loser doctor. If you want prunes, then have some!
He stuffs Dr.Mario with prune juice.
See ya' later old grandpa.^_^

Sapphira · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:58:12 PM »

There, I fixed it. Happy now. Oh yeah: prunes.

jon · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:01:44 PM »

And then Dr.Luigi said, I know how to do the "Getting Jiggy With The Prunes" dance.
Now everyone has to watch Luigi.
Dr.Mario is definetly listening because he's scared of Dr.Luigi.^_^

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:13:56 PM »

Jon, If you're asking for a flame war, the answer is no.

Mario then shouted, "Prunes are good, there really really good!"

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 6/5/2003 8:14:51 PM

jon · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2003, 09:15:50 PM »

I'm not asking for a war, I'm asking for you to watch my pruny dance!
Dr Luigi says "Cha cha cha"

I don't know why I did that.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2003, 02:26:04 PM »

Then Mario ran around the block wearing a prine costume.

jon · « **Reply #54 on:** June 27, 2003, 02:21:28 PM »

Then Mario said, "..........prunes?"

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

Jman · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2003, 07:43:33 PM »

Then Luigi sprayed his prune scented breath spray in his mouth.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #56 on:** July 07, 2003, 07:00:27 PM »

Then Bowser released his army of prune-shaped robots to take over the world. and they did.

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