Author Topic: Nintendo's Retirement Days (Read 11381 times)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2003, 03:13:53 PM »

Then a gigantic mutant prune started pruning the prune plants.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Hirocon · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2003, 11:17:34 PM »

With all this talk about prunes, Kirby got hungry. So he sucked up a prune, but was unable to swallow because of his degenerative throat cancer. So, instead of eating the prune, he transformed into a prune. He threw out his back in the process and was unable to transform back.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2003, 01:01:06 AM »

Then a prune died, and the world mourned its passing, before realizing that it wasn't alive.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2003, 08:22:08 AM »

Then Link ate prune kirby and had to eat some laxitives because prunes gave him constipation.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:59:35 PM »

But then, Kirby inhaled Link from the inside.
Oh yeah, and PRUNES.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 9:00:07 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2003, 10:36:40 AM »

Link searched for a way out while noticing Kirby had a LOT of prunes in his stomach.

--------------------
If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2003, 01:21:39 PM »

Then Mario gave Bowser a package of prunes for his birhday.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2003, 08:29:03 PM »

Bowser said, "You fool! I hate prunes!" and tried to flame them, but he flamed Kirby instead. Kirby turned into a prune again.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Hirocon · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2003, 03:28:24 AM »

Then something happened involving prunes.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2003, 02:00:31 PM »

Then Mariio had cnstapation AND diarrea at thesame time because he had just eaten 67 tons prunes & prune bi-products.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Sapphira · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2003, 02:05:44 PM »

Then an old, embittered Princess Daisy came over and handed someone some prunes for good luck. People mumbled and Daisy screamed, "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SOME PRUNE JUICE, YA COOTS!!"

--------------------
If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2003, 11:40:30 PM »

Then Guinan showed Worf some prune juice and he liked it.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Sapphira · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:34:14 AM »

Then Star Trek characters invaded every story and ate prunes.

--------------------
If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2003, 01:50:22 PM »

Then Mario got off the can and said, "Mmmm, smells like prunes."

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Hirocon · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:00:56 PM »

Then all the Star Trek characters ALSO got constapation from eating prunes, and had to go back to the Star Trek universe to get some laxitives. They left the story, never to return again. (seriously, never)