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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2003, 11:38:57 PM »
But then Sapphira tripped and fell in the dirt. The Koopa ran to tell Bowser that he'd better be careful of this strange creature called a "Sapphira."
Meanwhile, CW was still screaming HEY PETE!
Eventually, a guy named PETE woke up (it was only 5:30 AM) and yelled HEY WHAT?
That was a joke.

« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2003, 11:01:26 AM »
Pete's neighbor yelled at Pete, "Shut up! Do you have any idea how early it is?"

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #62 on: May 28, 2003, 08:50:22 PM »
Pete yelled NOPE, I CERTAINLY DON'T!
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #63 on: May 31, 2003, 09:32:25 AM »
"PETE isn't dead?" I wondered. "I SAW HIM DIE!!!!"

      Sapphira was getting up and dusting herself off.  I was talking to CW.  "So, we killed all those idiots. Now what?"

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #64 on: June 02, 2003, 01:37:03 PM »
Dr. Mario cautiously approached Jman and CW. He incidentally had just overheard that they killed two idiots. He quickly raced off, but his footsteps were heard. Then Jman shot him in the leg. Dr. Mario immeadiately stopped running and fell to the cold, wet ground. He woke up hours later in an alley. He then wondered, "Hey, why do I keep blacking out?"

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #65 on: June 02, 2003, 09:27:17 PM »
CW woke up beside him. "I don't know! Hey, where's Jman?" he asked suspiciously.
That was a joke.

« Reply #66 on: June 05, 2003, 08:23:38 PM »
I responded, "I don't know! I think he died."

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

« Reply #67 on: June 05, 2003, 10:25:54 PM »
And the day is saved thanks to jon!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2003, 12:50:40 PM »
Then evil gorillas came and ate jon! So the day was unsaved.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2003, 06:16:35 PM »
And the world was eternally happy and thanked the evil gorillas!
That was a joke.

« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2003, 06:18:22 PM »
And then jon came out of the gorillas and trained them to eat Dr. Mario and Chupperson Weird. They did and I saved the day again.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2003, 06:20:07 PM »
But that wasn't possible, and it never happened anyway.
That was a joke.

« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2003, 06:25:32 PM »
I know. I just wanted to feel like a Powerpuff Girl because I had passed it by one day on t.v.-"And the Day Was Saved Thanks To the Powerpuff Girls"......I hate that show.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman

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« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2003, 04:17:17 PM »
Then I came back from White Castle.  "Man, those burgers are tasty!"  I said to CW.
"I wonder what happened to all the other guys in this story? Where did they all go?"
Then Bowser appeared.  "I ate them! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!"  Then I made fun of Vince Mcmahon.  "I'll have a Mcmahon with fries please." (Mcdonalds Vince Mcmahon joke.)

« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 10:38:05 PM by Jman »
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2003, 12:44:44 PM »
Then some big fat moron sued McDonald's for selling him fatty food.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

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