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Markio

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« Reply #135 on: August 23, 2003, 01:14:32 PM »
S00n it began rain silverware, causing popcorn to rationalize about it's homework.  Soon after, Mario's friend's liver's brother's spice cabinet exploded, sending camera film to Uranus.  The the flibbergifnwerk shkloped on the potato salad.

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Jman

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« Reply #136 on: August 28, 2003, 08:50:25 PM »
Then Bowser drank a 1/2.5 kilometer ruler and it came back to spank him.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #137 on: August 31, 2003, 07:03:20 PM »
Then Luigi ate some water and drank some chips.  And Murio said "Hey, Mario and Me aint brothersyouidiot!   Go to the bathroom, and the toilet is now a koopa troopa.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #138 on: September 15, 2003, 11:11:52 AM »
And Mario shouted I am a doughnut!

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« Reply #139 on: September 25, 2003, 09:56:03 PM »
Then Mario down chucked his chicken noodle steak and farted two burps down his crooked strait throat.

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Hirocon

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« Reply #140 on: October 11, 2003, 02:16:47 AM »
Then, a bunch of strange things started happening.

« Reply #141 on: October 11, 2003, 10:39:52 PM »
Then Mario pooped in the toaster and Numbuh One said "!tsaot eht tae t'nod ,ruof hubmuN"



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MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse! Let''s get this party started!

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Hirocon

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« Reply #142 on: October 12, 2003, 01:43:05 AM »
And they all lived happily ever after.


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                   ~The~End~
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Edited by - Hirocon on 10/12/2003 12:45:19 AM

Hirocon

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« Reply #143 on: October 13, 2003, 03:11:58 PM »
...or is it?

Hirocon

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« Reply #144 on: October 14, 2003, 02:49:18 PM »
...Yes it is.

« Reply #145 on: October 25, 2003, 03:10:28 PM »
Yes, it isn't.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

Jman

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« Reply #146 on: October 26, 2003, 08:46:59 PM »
Oh joy.  A rock cried out waterbugs.  I'm a not smart smart man with happy angryness, none of the milliwatts of the week beginning.
Word life.

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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #147 on: November 01, 2003, 09:16:00 PM »
Mario cried, "I'm so happy!" that noone wasn't was not confused, so they vomited out of Mario's head, then Mario ate it, and then vomited himself out of Toad's mouth, then Toad puked it, and then Luigi ate Toad, then Peach ate Luigi, and Wario cut off his own head and ate it.

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« Reply #148 on: November 01, 2003, 09:53:48 PM »
When the stars turned into a pot of purple fish noodle sauce, he screamed after he died. Who is he? Why Regoreh Tiroen, of course. The last two of the fourth three regiment of free liquor lickers.
That was a joke.

« Reply #149 on: November 01, 2003, 09:57:30 PM »
Then the sky barfed down rice and paper, causing the earth to say, "I must kiss him and her at the same time otherwise I will think about fingers talking about cherries!" Then Yoshi tossed the wall into Mario's belly button, and Mario yipped, "I am very cold!"

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

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