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Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2003, 10:28:57 PM »
Then the Earth crashed into the Earth, and everyone who was stapled to a pipedream died terrible terrible births.

"NOOOO!" whispered the diplomat.  "I still need to catagorize the gnarly fingerpersons!"

But alas, the pancakes never stopped chirping.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2003, 06:09:26 PM »
Yoshi puked apple bookmarks on the chirping pancakes, causing the dying slime rocks to sniff bagel pansies.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2003, 10:26:52 PM »
Meanwhile, the coughing lounge chair ate some Fredericks in the last hour of the knee. The porcupines were so emblazoned by the laziness of the drought, that when Norman left the party, a dream yelled TOMORROW!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2003, 07:01:48 PM »
So tomorrow came a month ago and the juggling butterflies ate chicken scarves. Everyone scratched Lakilester's sneezing xylophone and barked like giggling moss.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2003, 10:16:32 PM »
The news liked to eat loud fronds of ploughs. A yelling typewriter did pushups above the stars and the weekend chickens mowed the lawn.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2003, 12:37:50 PM »
But the weekend chickens got drunk on apple stickers and electrocuted the hairy Piranha Plant symphonies with screaming coffee leashes.
Jigglypuff un-dematerialized and yodeled, "I'm a waffling milk jug!"

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2003, 09:56:28 PM »
Jigglypuff leaned against text breeches and the chocolate poodles licked purple air eaters. The next loot to enter the sky loved too much broccoli and divorced leary freaks.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Dr. Mario

« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2003, 01:55:34 PM »
Then a cherry pie walked in and out of a buttered bagel while drinking hot dogs.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2003, 03:54:25 PM »
But the elongated jellybeans sneezed causing Luigi to bark softly while Toad played a popping cat.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2003, 04:15:03 PM »
Then Mario ate around backwards and laughed sidewards to the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, while Toad wasn't screaming at all so everybody got painful earaches, and Luigi screamed a really silent story, which sniffed everybody to lick their own ears loudly, and Peach was walking down-side-east across a doorknob full of air, which made him even less dumb, and the potato salad kissed in a very intelligent direction that I sounded non-American. And Bowser was helping Daisy to breathe so nicely, she couldn't help dying. Then a wasteperson basket started to sing out a air and my belch was nice or ice cream.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2003 3:28:23 PM

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2003, 08:06:04 PM »
Looga looga looga. C-3PO lunged backward through the breezy silk wall, and the new larynx screamed like a vacuum, seeing the new plexi-grass have such a nice time beating crumpet cases.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2003, 03:57:05 AM »
Then all of the matchheads in Moscow danced like a giggly gangster, whilst Professor Eggnog regurgitated a topwise slipknot.

"!chomp chain a" toaD said "!looK"

Dr. Mario

« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2003, 01:41:59 PM »
Then the Tampa Bay Devil Rays won the Stanley Cup
The 49ers won the World Series
The Devils won the Indy 500
Jeff Gordon won Wimbleton
and Serina Williams won the Super Bowl

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2003, 01:56:53 PM »
But the crying monkey feet whispered "knee" in the frigid boiling clown meat.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2003, 11:45:39 PM »
Serena Williams ran towards. Green bellies licked fleas, and the fleas ate Wimbledon. Next door, at the house of the sinking moon, dreams longed for french labels and the coffee wondered when the next shipment of neckties was due from Schmorkiln.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.
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