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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #150 on: May 13, 2003, 01:05:12 AM »
The poor fool shot himself and threw the gun out the window and rolled the windows up before he died. Then he crashed.

Jackdaws are cool.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #151 on: May 13, 2003, 01:14:15 AM »
Um, no. He wouldn't have had time for that. Oh, did I mention he was shot in the head? Instant death.
Hint: Really, really stupid and obvious. Once you hear it you'll know what I mean. Don't think complexly or give theories. That's how obvious it is. (You'll never, ever guess it unless you've heard it before.) Heheheh... :)

Jeeze, what are you doing up this late on a school night, CW? I know you're homeschooled, but still.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

King Boo

« Reply #152 on: May 13, 2003, 04:02:01 AM »
I can tell you a very freaky TRUE story,tell this to little kids for the best result.

These 2 ladies walked into a clairvoyants
tent to get there future told,but 1 couldnt get there future told,the clairvoyant wouldnt tell her.You know why?She died in a car accident next day.


Finally,I own Wind Waker.
Praise the Lord!
Find your inner monkey.

Luigison

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« Reply #153 on: May 13, 2003, 07:53:52 PM »
It would be easy if it were like my wife's Mustang Convertable.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 6:54:47 PM
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #154 on: May 13, 2003, 08:34:16 PM »
Ugh, this thread sure went downhill.

Anyway Steve, the Hexagon of Doom, as I now call it, is haunting my waking hours and tormenting me from beyond it's horrible grave. Every strategy for solving it fails and I now hate the number 0. I'll report further progress tomorrow. I should have a whole study hall to work on it.

P.S. Do you count zero as a postive integer?

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

Sapphira

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« Reply #155 on: May 13, 2003, 08:35:52 PM »
I assume your responding to my question, right? Yes, the guy was in a convertible! Hahahahahaha!!

An archaeologist claimed to have found a coin dated 34 B.C. How can he be proved right or wrong?

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Luigison

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« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2003, 08:39:50 PM »
The B.C. dating system wasn't invented yet.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 7:40:08 PM
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Sapphira

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« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2003, 08:41:42 PM »
Correct.
I'll think of more later.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #158 on: May 14, 2003, 12:36:32 PM »
Oogh... that was a great riddle...
Anyway, I just stay up late a lot. I don't have to get up in the morning, so what the hey!
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #159 on: May 14, 2003, 12:41:41 PM »
Ditto. Let's see...I think I got up around 12:30 today. :)
Heheheh...I love that riddle. Lemme think of more...

A plane crashed on the border of Kentucky and Tennesse, killing most of the people. Where will they bury the survivors?

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #160 on: May 14, 2003, 12:46:27 PM »
You don't bury survivors, duh.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #161 on: May 14, 2003, 12:50:17 PM »
Heheh...that one was pretty obvious.

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #162 on: May 14, 2003, 12:52:12 PM »
Moses?!
These are weird. Moses didn't have an ark.

(I had heard the plane crash one before, or it probably would have been harder to realize.)
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #163 on: May 14, 2003, 12:59:00 PM »
Heheh...Right again. It was Noah. That one actually throws a lot of people off.

How many birthdays does the average man have?

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #164 on: May 14, 2003, 01:02:57 PM »
Umm... one?
That was a joke.
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