Author Topic: Atak or the worts things Mario would say! (Read 25609 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #90 on:** November 02, 2003, 05:49:23 AM »

Bowser: I LOVE FLOWERS!!!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Please unban me from #tmk. I promise to stop being so annoying.
CATS:ALL YOUR LOWER SURFACE ARE HEARING TO US
CATS:YOU CREDIT NO PROBABILITY TO SURVIVING FORMING YOUR TIME.

Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #91 on:** November 15, 2003, 03:08:33 AM »

Mario: does this dress look good on me?

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...

tom ato · « **Reply #92 on:** November 16, 2003, 03:08:05 AM »

toad: princess peach has kidnapped bowser and is holding him hostage in the haunted woods
mario: great now i gotta save that shell face before i lose my job
luigi: ill go, pick me 2 go i love ghosts (walks into the woods and comes out screaming)
mario whats up your poop hole
luigi: n-n-n no i-i-it-it-its w-wh-wh-what i-i-i s-s-saw
toad: what your own reflection
luigi: no worse it was a framed and autographed picture of mario

tom ato · « **Reply #93 on:** November 16, 2003, 03:08:10 AM »

toad: princess peach has kidnapped bowser and is holding him hostage in the haunted woods
mario: great now i gotta save that shell face before i lose my job
luigi: ill go, pick me 2 go i love ghosts (walks into the woods and comes out screaming)
mario whats up your poop hole
luigi: n-n-n no i-i-it-it-its w-wh-wh-what i-i-i s-s-saw
toad: what your own reflection
luigi: no worse it was a framed and autographed picture of mario

Alucard · « **Reply #94 on:** November 16, 2003, 08:35:53 AM »

Mario: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Luigi: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Toad: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Peach: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Bowser: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Wart: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Koopalings: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Dr.Donez: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Fred the Spanyard: Uhhhhhhhhhh....
Bill the Extra Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Prof. Executrain: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....
Jill the Extra Gal: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Coloneal Zadok: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Magruger: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Other Toads: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
All of 'Em: Frankenstien?

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TEM · « **Reply #95 on:** November 16, 2003, 07:37:06 PM »

This thread is like an ugly scar that uvg carved on the forum's skin. Though he is gone it remains and won't heal for a looong time.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #96 on:** November 16, 2003, 09:48:55 PM »

Yes...there's something unsettling about it... I'm getting the jubblies just thing about it.

I am Meowrik! The 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! beware the fearsome fury of my fiery Jalapeno Katana!

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #97 on:** November 17, 2003, 08:08:32 AM »

Mario jumps on a [bad] Goomba...
Mario: Mama mia! I am-a so very sorry for-a this bad-a behaviour of-a mine!
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Peach screams for help...
Mario: Yawn! Look-a here, cutie! I'm-a sick and-a tired of your-a petty squealing! Mama mia [snorts]...
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Toad: How much for the rat poison?
Shopkeeper: Twenty-four coins. You got a serious rodent problem at home, sir?
Toad: Actually, it's more of a serious "royal" problem at home. Hey! Did you know it is my turn to make the princess' dinner tonight?
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Luigi: What's up, pal?
Waluigi: Hiya there, ol' buddy ol' pal!
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Yoshi: Fellow yoshis! This is just the plain beautiful day we were all lookin' for, the day we will make our alliance with the Koopas!
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Bowser: Peace, my brother...
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Donkey Kong: Yummmy! What Mario say to Donkey this stuff again?
Mario: Spaghetti...
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Peach: Mario, Luigi. I have a confession to make for both of you. I'm... your... long... lost... half-sister!!
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(Alternative Quoting) Peach: Mario, Luigi. I have a confession to make for both of you. I... slept... with... Bowser...!!!
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Daisy: Luigi... you're banned from Sarasaland!
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Mario: Peach, Weege (Luigi). I-a have a confession to make-a for-a both of-a you. I-a... slept... with-a... Wario...!!!
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Hope(N Forever): Ain't I cruel?
Mushroom Kingdom: No way! You're quite nice!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 11/17/2003 6:22:13 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #98 on:** November 17, 2003, 09:04:56 PM »

"I'm getting the jubblies just thing about it." Aahahahahaha.

Nothing says lovinâ€™ like Chupperson from the oven.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #99 on:** November 22, 2003, 01:46:08 PM »

Hooray! I'm the 100th poster to this topic! In your face!...well, okay, maybe it's not THAT great...

Popple · « **Reply #100 on:** November 22, 2003, 10:39:37 PM »

Well Im the hundred-first poster 101! 101!

As for the worst things mario characters would say:

Toad: I have unprotected intercourse with bowser every time mario leaves him there unconcious.

Wario: Yo Yo Yo, dude im in da hiz-ouse i'll shizzle yo barizzle fizzle all up in dis hizzle. Word yo, im the shiz-net homie-G. Uhh... er, word... and umm, slung, Wait wait i meant slang. Phew, that was a close one, almost lost my coolness for a second.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #101 on:** March 04, 2004, 09:36:10 AM »

Mario: Soooooooo...
I-a hit this-a block because I-a need to-a get-a a Foam Flower?
Luigi: What's the matter with you, Mario!? It's a Fire Flower!!
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Yoshi: Oh! A fat plumber! He looks tasty!
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Peach: Oh, the love of my life...
You have finally kidnapped me once again!
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Wendy: I love you, Mario!!
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Ludwing: What's a piano?
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Baby Bowser: No! Me make big mistake! It Papa Peach!
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Bowser: To free myself of that wretched Mario once and for all: I need to jump off this cliff into Bottomless Valley!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #102 on:** March 04, 2004, 08:48:04 PM »

HopeN, why'd you revive this topic?

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Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #103 on:** March 05, 2004, 02:19:31 AM »

I was attempting to recycle threads, and I thought this topic is so much fun to type on again...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

TLW · « **Reply #104 on:** March 05, 2004, 07:17:56 PM »

You love this topic so much, I decieded to come back. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! By the way, donotcare95, are you from SoaH city? so am I! I love pie, the national food there. and "all your bases are beloning to us" was a giys sig.

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.