Author Topic: Mario scary stories. (Read 6808 times)

marioguy · « **on:** May 26, 2003, 08:51:28 PM »

This is like my other topic (Mario jokes.). In this one write a "good" Mario scary story. If you know one that isn't about Mario but it's good you can either edit it to be like Mario or you can just post it the way it already is.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

King Boo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2003, 12:09:58 AM »

Bowser ate Mario,& Mushroom Kingdom was ruled by Ganondorf..uhh I mean Bowser!(ive been playing the Zelda extra disk too much...)Pretty scary hey?

The wind....
It is blowing....

« **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2003, 01:07:46 AM »

Well I guess that Marioguy is my new rival after all!

Shawne Vinson

marioguy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2003, 07:28:46 AM »

I'm not you're rival. Get away from my topic you *****.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

« **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2003, 03:16:42 PM »

Shut Up!

Shawne Vinson

marioguy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2003, 05:49:25 PM »

Do you know what's scary? Shawne Vinson has tits.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

Black Mage · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2003, 05:56:17 PM »

Wow. Twelve year old sure know a lot more distrubing words than I did. I must be out of touch. Yet, that's irrelevent.

Marioguy, I'm going to have to ask you to grow up. If you can't settle your arguements like a man, then don't bother at all.

Boy, every time you post, I lose more and more respect for you.

Edited by - Black Mage on 5/27/2003 4:57:02 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2003, 06:09:33 PM »

I know, really!
Geeze, marioguy, GROW UP! I've tried to be tolerant of you, but this is GETTING REALLY OLD! Either be mature, or stay away from this forum, 'cuz we're sick of hearing from your perverted, insulting mouth.

Gah! It's people like YOU that get on my nerves. I can only hold it in for so long. Flame and talk perverted elsewhere, 'cuz WE DON'T WANT IT TRASHING THIS BOARD!

*Ahem* Thank you for being so considerate.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2003, 06:11:50 PM »

I'm in full agreement with Black Mage here. Seriously, why don't you just stop throwing out meaningless insults and add something productive to the conversations here?

And what REALLY amuses me is your little Tetris Attack addition to your signature. That game tends to require more intelligence than your typical person who always misspells "retard" and confuses "your" and "you're" normally possesses. But that's just me. Me, whose best time to 99,999 points on Endless is 6'08.

PS: Flame me and have your post edited. Just a warning.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Jman · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2003, 06:30:47 PM »

I'm with Black Mage. If one guy and another guy want to fight, don't do it here.
P.S. I'm just trying to break up a flame war before it starts.
You know, I thought this topic was about Mario scary stories. So let's just write scary stories instead of writing flames!
"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Edited by - Jman on 5/27/2003 5:32:46 PM

marioguy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2003, 08:08:48 PM »

I'm not 12 I'm 11. Anyways, I won't insult anyone anymore. Now let's get back to the scary Mario stories.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

King Boo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2003, 11:40:54 PM »

Good,im sick of your insults.

The wind....
It is blowing....

Edited by - Pink King Boo on 5/27/2003 10:43:16 PM

« **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2003, 12:00:38 AM »

Hey, I just a real Man, not a girl! And I'm wearing better-looking outfit here Mr. Smarty Pants! I'm getting sick and tired of you! Coward!

Shawne Vinson

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2003, 12:02:02 AM »

Go Shawne Vinson!

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:27:25 AM »

Well, it looks like my arch rival and evil twin has been acting up again, Here Ill fix him again..*Wacks Marioguy up aside the head REALLY HARD* Hopefully that should fix him.....Oh, and GO SHAWNE VINSON!

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/28/2003 7:28:10 AM

Black Mage · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2003, 01:33:01 PM »

As much as I dislike the kid, I must say, provoking him after he said he was going to stop isn't the best way to have him keep his word, is it?

I understand your situation, Shawne, however, right now, I think it'd be best to be the bigger man and not dwell this situation.

And so, Scary Mario Stories:

marioguy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:01:36 PM »

I still like all the Pokémon games exept Ruby and Saphire. They're awful!

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

« **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:20:51 PM »

Thank You 2 (Marionut#1 & Black Mang) I'm the coolest of the 20 years old, a real man!

Shawne Vinson

« **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:39:01 PM »

Hey I got it, the one scary story about Lady Bow & Ribbon. One night in forever forest, there's new haunted as the lived by family and the royal guardains of the boos, there's new haunted place is called "The Lady Bow's Haunted Castle"! Is got a glass painted with Lady Bow on it. Like Princess Peach's Castle. But hey, Ribbon's got a vampire-like teeth for spook attack that's the same as her mommy, she help her to learn.

So you better watch out, Lady Bow, Ribbon, and all the boos gonna scare ya!

Lady Bow: GWAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Ribbon: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLRRRRRAHHH! HA-HA-HA-HA! (Sticking teasing her tounge)

Shawne Vinson

« **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:45:29 PM »

S.H.A.W.N.E GO! S.H.A.W.N.E GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! Let's Go!

Shawne Vinson

marioguy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:48:03 PM »

You're a boy that acts like a girl. Anyways, what kind of retarded-scary story was that?

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2003, 03:53:24 PM »

Black Mage: TMK forums peace keeper. Only works parttime...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

marioguy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2003, 05:33:23 PM »

I destroy peace keepers! *kills Black Mage*

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2003, 05:45:27 PM »

You know, I honestly don't think that putting *kills -name of member-* actually DOES any harm to that person, just wanted to let you know for future referrence...

Honestly, it's freaky, and it has nothing to do with Mario, but there are cops outside my house right now. Someone drove on my neighbor's lawn and placed a LOADED GUN on the strip of grass between our houses. I don't know ANYONE with the car that was identified, either.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Sapphira · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:07:20 PM »

Freaky. That *IS* a scary--though non-Mario--story!

Marioguy, I don't think "Mario" and "scary" really go together. I can think of LOADS of other scary stories, though.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Black Mage · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:12:33 PM »

Feh, I'm just glad he spelt my name right.

Marioguy, as Sapphira said, Mario and Scary stories don't seem to go along very well. However, why don't you start us off with a scary story of your own. In that way, you can getting everyone started off on the right foot, so to speak. If you wanted, you could also make it a continuation story, you know, as to not finish off the story and have the next person continue and so on. Much like those other topics floating around people seem to enjoy so much.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:20:13 PM »

Hmmmm... yes, it does make sense that a discussion topic like this SHOULD be started with an example.

And the cops left. The loaded pistol was fortunately only a pellet gun, no more... although there WAS a vial of crack cocaine right beside the gun. Odd...

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Sapphira · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:32:54 PM »

Okay, here goes...

A girl was babysitting two kids. It was late, and already the kids had went to bed. The babysitter decided to watch some TV while waitng for the parents to come home.

She flipped it on and started watching the news. One of the reports caught her interest. Apparently, there was a murderer lurking around town killing babysitters and the kids while they were babysitting.

The girl started REALLY getting scared. She went upstairs and checked on the kids. Everything was fine. She went back down again, but the feeling wouldn't go away.

She called the police and told them about what she had seen on the news, and that she was really scared.
They told her, "All right, all right. Calm down a little. I'm sure eveything's okay."
She still felt really scared.
"Tell you what," they said, "Hang up the phone and try to stay calm. If you feel really scared again, call us. We'll be over in 10 minutes."
"Okay." Reluctantly, she hung up the phone.

5 minutes later, the police showed up. The girl came outside, freaked out and confused.
She went up the the officer.
"I thought you said you'd be here in 10 minutes..."
"We were, but after you hung up the phone, we heard a click."

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

marioguy · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:58:19 PM »

I don't get it. Anyways, this topic is now renamed Scary Stories.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

Sapphira · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2003, 07:23:39 PM »

The babysitter murderer was on the other phone, upstairs, listening in on the conversation. The "click" was him hanging up.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

marioguy · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2003, 07:35:53 PM »

Got any others?

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!