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« on: July 25, 2003, 02:05:13 PM »
It was a peaceful morning in toad town . Bird's were singing , happy children playing all about out side and the sweet smell of pancakes brought Luigi up to the kitchen.
Luigi: Mario what are we having for breakfa............... ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy was in the kitchen
Luigi was wearing his boxer's
Daisy: Pancakes
Luigi bolted back to his room and put some pants on
Luigi: Good morning Daisy
Daisy: Good morning Luigi
Luigi: Where's Mario?
Daisy: Oh he had to go across the other side of the country it was an emergency
Luigi: Oh
Daisy was making pancakes
Daisy: Luigi how many do you want?
Luigi: 2
Daisy: Only 2 you usually have 5 what's wrong?
Luigi: Well I'm not feeling well I bumped my head yesterday when I was coming home from the store.
Daisy: How?
Luigi: Some giant Goomba's were'nt paying attention where they were going and they knocked me over , you know how big those things are about 7 foot tall and im only about 5,6.
Daisy: Where did you fall
Luigi: I fell on the pavement and hit my head they didnt even offer to help me up , darn goomba's.
Daisy: Let me see that
Daisy looked at Luigi's head
there was this huge goosebump on the top of his head
Daisy: That's huge!
Luigi: I know
Daisy: You should get that checked out
Luigi: Well Mario is out of town so I cant get him to be my doctor
Daisy: Just go down there today there might be some doctor's in there
Luigi: Yeah your right ill go there today
Daisy: Well it's 12:30 right now and the doctor's office close's at 5:00pm cuz it's Saturday
Luigi: Ok ill go at 2:00pm
Daisy: Ok
Luigi ate his pancakes and went over to Koopa's
Koopa's house is just a place where Luigi hang's out when he's bored , Koopa is a house potato all he does is sit on his couch and and ether watch Tv or play Gamecube and eat marshmellow's Koopa loves marshmellow's.
Knock Knock
Koopa came to the door
Koopa: Hey Luigi come in man
Luigi: Hey Koopa
Koopa: Yo Luigi are you going to stick around and watch the Jerry Spinger Uncensored marathon?
Luigi: The what? No i got a doctor's appointment
Koopa: Come on Luigi Doctor's office closes at 5:00 on Saturday's
Luigi: How did you know that?
Koopa: I read
Luigi: No you dont
Koopa: Anyways it starts at 1:00pm and ends at 4:00pm you got time to go after
Luigi: Look Koopa I dont even know what Jerry Springer is
It was 1:03pm
Koopa: Holy poop im missing it
Luigi: Look Koopa im not watching another one of your dum cartoons
Koopa: Jerry Springer aint no cartoon watch
Luigi started watching
A girl flashed the crowd
Luigi: wow
Koopa: Satisfied
Luigi: Yep
They watched all of it
Luigi: Look it's 4:08pm i got to go
Koopa: Bye man
Luigi raced to the doctor's office
It was 4:37pm when he got there
He waited there for 15 minutes
It was 4:53 when they called him in
Luigi went and sat on the patient's bed
Secretary: Your doctor will be in in a moment
Luigi: K
Luigi waited 3 minutes till the doctor came in he had his head down reading his papers
He wore a white uniform just like Dr. Mario
Dr. Wario: Oh hi Luigi
he said with a smile on his face
Luigi: Wario!?!?!?!?
Dr. Wario: Yep there's a new doctor in town.......... Wario!
Luigi: What do you mean?
Dr. Wario: Well how do I put this?..............Um well I set Dr. Mario/Mario up!
Luigi: How?
Dr. Wario: Well I phoned Mario and discuissed my voice and said that there was a problem across the country then Mario left then they hired me as the new doctor because I told them that Mario had moved , right.
Luigi: Yea
Dr. Wario: So then Mario went across the country
Luigi: Yeah so
Dr. Wario: Bowser is over there he is going to kill Mario when Mario get's over there then when the mushroom hero Mario get's killed Bowser is coming over to the mushroom kingdoom and rule the mushroom world, So we both win I get a job as a doctor poisening all my patients and he rules the world.
Luigi: No that cant be!
Dr. Wario: Oh it is the hospital is closeing have a nice day, hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Luigi walke dout of the hospital with fear running up his spine

will he ever get ahold of Mario and tell him to come back , will he stop Dr. Wario himself or will his brother be killed find out on the next story.



Kick Dr. Mario out of town because Dr. Wario is in da house!
Kick Dr. Mario out of town because Dr. Wario is in da house!

Jman

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2003, 03:08:53 PM »
I hope Dr. Mario doesn't take your signature too seriously.

I go through signatures like a fat guy goes through pants in a week.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2003, 02:57:02 PM »
Message to Dr. Wario: I hope you know that you didn't have to post a new topic for every part of this story.

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/26/2003 1:58:40 PM

« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2003, 03:34:13 PM »
Because it was such a waste of space having 6 of these topics, I'm adding parts 2-6 here.

We arent allowed to swear so I blocked the word's out with nicer words
Luigi quickly ran home to tell Peach
Luigi busted threw the front door
Luigi: Princess Peach! Princess Peach!
Toad: Yes Luigi what is it?
Luigi: Emergency tell Peach
Toad: What about?
Luigi: No time to explain get Peach
Toad: No
Luigi: Why
Toad: Peach doesnt want to be disturbed
Luigi: But it's about Mario!
Toad: Mario! is he in trouble?
Luigi: More then you think
Toad: Oh man , Princess Peach! Princess Peach!
Peach: What Toad I didnt want to be disturbed
Toad: Mario's in trouble
Peach: What!?
Luigi: Mario is in trouble
Peach: Why what happened
Luigi: You know that phone call that Mario received this morning?
Peach: Yea he told me all about it before he left they needed him across the country or something
Luigi: Yea well that was a fake call
Peach: What?
Luigi: Today I went to the doctor's and Wario was my doctor!
Toad: Wario yea right
Peach: Wario , Why would he be a doctor , He doesnt help people he hurt's people
Luigi: Exactually Wario phoned Mario this morning and disquiessed his voice and pretended that there was a problem across the country right , Then Mario left and Wario said that Mario moved away right , So then they hired him , But now Bowser is across the country and is going to kill Mario when he arrives there.
Peach: Oh my god!
Toad: We have to do something
Luigi: But what?
Peach: l'll phone Mario on his cellphone!
Luigi: Mario doesnt have a cellphone
Toad: Yes he does
Luigi: Why didnt I get the number then?
Peach: Beat's me
Luigi: Oh my that suck's I could have got this problem cleared up half hour ago
Toad: Shhhhh she's on the phone
Peach: Hi Mario
Mario (on phone) : hey Peach
Peach: Listen we got a problem
Mario: A problem?
Peach: Yea
Mario: What kind of problem?
Peach: Here talk to your brother
Luigi: Hey Mario
Mario: Hi what's the problem?
Luigi: Ok listen Wario phoned you this morning and disquiessed his voice and pretended that there was a problem across the country right , Then you left and Wario said that you moved away right , So then they hired him as the new doctor , But now Bowser is across the country and is going to kill you when you arrive there.
Mario: Ok that has to be the biggest bunch of bullcrap I have ever heard
Luigi: What?
Mario: I know what your doing
Luigi: Im not doing anything
Mario: Yes you are your going to call me home so you can go across the country and pretend your me so you could get the 20 grand no way pal not today.
Luigi: I dont want to be a doctor like you are you nuts
Mario: No but you are trying to steal your brother's job
Luigi: I dont want your job
Mario: Yes you do you have been jelous of me for 8 years when we and you applied for this job in 1995 you were jelious because I got the job and you didnt so now your trying to steal my job now you low life ideot.
Mario hung up the phone
Luigi: ****
Peach: What
Toad: What did he say Luigi?
Luigi: Well he said im a low life ideot and he hates me
Toad: Why?
Luigi: He think's im trying to steal his job
Peach: What why man what an ideot
Luigi: I know eh
Toad: Well What are we going to do
Peach: Well you two and a couple of my friend's are going to save Mario
Toad: What?
Peach: You and Luigi are going to save Mario
Toad: What no way I cant fight
Luigi: Well it looks like you are
Peach: Dont worry a couple of my friend's are coing with you
Toad: Who?
Peach: Ill call em up right now
Toad: Ok
Peach: Go wait on the front porch
Luigi & Toad went to wait on the front porch
Toad: Luigi , who do you think she's calling?
Luigi: Idonno Waluigi , Twink , Ice climber's
Toad: Oh
Luigi: Who do you think she might call?
Toad: Uhh maybe Fox , Link , Samus
Luigi: Oh right maybe
Peach came out on the front porch
Peach: I phoned them
Toad: Who is it?
Koopa: Hey guy's
Luigi whispering to Peach : You phoned him!
Peach whispering back : It's the best I could think of
Koopa: Hey Luigi
Luigi: Hi
Koopa: Hi Toad
Toad: Hey
Koopa: Oh my god Princess Peach your just gorgeus
Peach: I have a boyfriend Koopa you would'nt want me to tell Mario would you?
Koopa: No not at all im sorry Peach
Peach: That's more like it
Then DK drove up on his skateboard
DK: Yo man wut's up
Luigi: Hey you got DK
Toad: Dk cool
Luigi & Toad slapped Dk's hand
Dk: Yo man
Luigi: Hey man
Toad: Hi buddy long time no see
Dk: Yea it's been tough having to fight King Karule everyday life's tough
Toad: True
Dk: Your looking fine today Peach
Peach: Why thank you
Koopa: What the? what about me Peach?
Dk: Oh ,hi Koopa
Koopa: Dont say hi to me you stole my girl
Peach: You want me to tell Mario?
Koopa: No sorry
The Yoshi walked up
Yoshi wasnt to kind in this world
Yoshi: What the heck did you call me for?
Peach: Well Hi to you to
Toad: Yea
Yoshi: Ok listen I cant hit girl's but I could kick your but Toad!
Toad started running around the castle
Toad was running for the front door when Yoshi tripped him down and beat him up
Toad: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: That's what you get
Peach: What's wrong with you Yoshi?
Yoshi: Everything
Luigi: Great Yoshi now we only have 4 people who can save Mario
Yoshi: What save Mario
Luigi: That's what were doing
Yoshi: Ok then buh bye
Koopa: Why?
Yoshi: I hate Mario I saved him when he was a little baby and this is how he repay's me by riding on me plus letting me take the heat for most of his stuff plus when I went in that Mario Golf which should have been called Yoshi Golf becuase Im alot better golfer and becuase Mario make's me carry around his little Brother Baby Mario.
Koopa: So?
Yoshi: So poop for brain's im not doing it.
Peach: I'll give you 10 grand?
Yoshi: Deal when do we leave
Luigi: Let's go now
They all got in there car and headed across the country
Will Luigi make it in time , Will Dr. Wario poisen any patient's before they get back find out on the next story.
Koopa: Are we there yet?
Dk: Not yet
Koopa: Come on Dk Mario took a car and your driving an airplane
Dk: We if there wasnt so many darn control's maybe I could get there by now!
Luigi: Koopa dont rush him
Yoshi: Shut up! Shut up! Shut Up!!!
They all shut up
Yoshi was smoking a cigarette
Luigi winked at Dk
Dk winked back at Luigi
Dk did a unaxpected turn
Everybody flew to the right side of the room
Yoshi cigarette & lighter flew out of his hand's
Koopa quickly picked it up and held it in his hand so Yoshi didnt see it
Yoshi: Dk you buthole you made me loose my cigarette & lighter
Koopa: Hu he he he
Yoshi: What the heck you laughting at tubby
Koopa: Hu he he he he
Yoshi: What's so funny?
Koopa: Hah ha hah
Yoshi: You have my cigarette dont you
Koopa: Ha ha ha ha ha
Yoshi: Give it back
Koopa: Nope
Yoshi: Give it back you f-ing turtle!
Koopa: Ha ha ha
Yoshi: Give it to me!
Yoshi charged at him
Koopa threw it at him it burnt him
Yoshi: Owwwww!!!!
Koopa: When Yoshi picked it up after it hit him it was burnt out
Yoshi: Oh you son of a gun you burnt out my cigarette
Koopa: I didnt mean too
Yoshi: Your dead
Luigi & Dk were laughing
Yoshi: What Luigi you want it to?
Luigi: You beat me funny
Yoshi: Listen Luigi you were the only person I liked in this plane so dont make me screw our friendship up.
Luigi: Fine
40 minutes later
Dk: Were here!
Yoshi: Bout time
They all got out
Come on let's go to Goomba city
they all walked to Goomba city
It was like the kingdom but instead of mushroom's there were Goomba's
Luigi: Nice place
Koopa: Luigi ask someone if they saw Mario
Luigi: ok
Luigi: Excuse me have you seen a guy named Mario?
Goomba: I seen a guy named Doctor Mario stomping down here like the was the boss
Luigi: Do you know where he might be?
Goomba: I seen him go in the hospital 15 minutes ago
Luigi: Thanx
They all raced to the hospital except Yoshi he took his time
Luigi then saw Dr. Mario
Luigi: Dr. Mario
Dr. Mario turned around
Dr. Mario: What the hell do you want?
Luigi: You have to come with us
Dr. Mario: Yea right
Luigi: You have too
Dr. Mario: No!
Luigi: Ok fella's there is going to have to be a plan B
Dk: What's plan B
Luigi: We have to find Bowser's hideout
They all went outside and asked everyone if they saw King Koopa around
One Goomba said they did and they took him there
Luigi: Ok Koopa you are going to have to go in there and pretend your on Bowse's side ok
Koopa: So I have to be on Bowser's side
Yoshi: Yep and if you dont listen to his plan im going to kick your but you hear me I dont wanna stay in this dump all day.
Koopa: (gulp) k
Luigi: Listen to his plan then leave and tell us it
Koopa: K
Koopa went into his fortess
Evil Koopa: Hey you come here
Koopa: Yes (gulp)
Evil Koopa: Follow the group or get out!
Koopa: K
Koopa followed the group of Koopa's into Bowser's layer
Bowser was on the stage
Bowser got a microphone
Bowser: Hello Everybody!
Evil Koopa's: Hi
Bowser: After Mario does his surgery to his patients we are going to Kill Him!
Koopa: (gulp)
Bowser: Me and Kami Koopa are going to Set Bomb's up behind the castle so were can blow Mario off the planet!
Koopa: I got to tell the guys
Koopa ran out of the building
Koopa: Luigi ! Luigi!
Luigi: What?
Koopa: Bowser is going to light a bomb up behind the castle!
Dk: Oh no
Luigi: Your kidding right?
Koopa: No
Yoshi: Who care's let's just leave him
Luigi: No
Luigi ran into the building
Luigi: Dr. Mario!
Dr. Mario: Man Luigi dont you ever quit im not going with you
Luigi: You have to Bowser is going to put a bomb in the back of this building
Dr. Mario: Screw you Luigi leave now
Luigi: No your coming with me
Koopa tied Dr. Mario up with a rope so he couldnt move
Luigi: Now I got cha
Dr. Mario: Untie Me!
Dk came in and picked Dr. Mario up and walked him out
Bowser came down the street with kami
Bowser: This is going to be my best plan yet................. What the?
He saw Dr. Mario , Luigi , Yoshi , & Dk
Bowser: No your all dead!
Dr. Mario: Oh my god you were right
Luigi: Told ya
Dr. Mario: Sorry Luigi
Kami then hit Luigi with a physic ball
Luigi was paralized
Dr. Mario: No!
Dk tackled Kami
Dr. Mario broke the ropes and attacked Bowser
Koopa pulled out a lawn chair and some marshmello's and watched them fight
they battled for about 3 minutes till Bowser threw him on the concreate
Bowser: Do you give up?
Dr. mario didnt move
Yoshi just stood there laughing
Bowser: Do you want a piece of me?
Yoshi: Dont **** me off
Bowser attacked Yoshi they battled for 5 minutes Bowser threw Yoshi into a car
Bowser: Take that you meisly Dinosaur
Dr. Mario then attacked Bowser
They battled for about 2 minutes
Bowser then had Dr. Mario by the throat choking him
Bowser: Do you give up now
Yoshi then got up went behind Bowser and punched him where the sun doesn’t shine
Bowser: DING!!!
Bowser: Yaowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi then grabbed Bowser by the tail and threw him on the hospital roof
Yoshi: Dont screw with me!
Kami flew away after Bowser
Dr. Mario: Wow Yoshi you got some move's
Yoshi: Dont suck up to me you son gun
Dr. Mario: Yoshi why are you like this?
Yoshi was slient
Luigi got up
Luigi: What happened?
Yoshi: We kicked there but now can we go?
Luigi: Yes
they all got in the plane
Koopa: Hey Mario what are you going to do about Dr. wario
Dr. Mario: Well see when we get back.
Will Dr. Mario beat Dr. Wario find out on the next story
They got off the plane
They went to Peaches
Mario walked in
Toad: Mario!
Toad hugged him
Peach: Oh Hi Mario
Mario: Hi Peach
Mario gave her a hug
Peach quickly pushed him off
Mario: What's wrong?
Peach: Oh idonno you only treat your brother like crap
Mario: I was mad ok and im sorry
Peach: You are?
Mario: Yes
Peach hugged him
Peach: Were is everyone
They went outside
Yoshi & Dk were fighting
Luigi was laying on the ground and Koopa was eating marsh mello's
Peach: What the heck are you doing Koopa stop them
Koopa: Cant eating
Peach took his marshmello's and threw them on the castle roof
Koopa: They were the good kind
Peach: Get down there and stop them
After she said that Yoshi picked Dk up over his head and threw him threw Peach's window
Peach: Yoshi
Yoshi: What?
Peach: Why are you doing this
Yoshi: Cause I hate all of you
Peach: Where's Mario & Toad?
Koopa: They rushed Luigi to the hospital
Peach: Why?
Koopa: Yoshi beat him up
Peach: Yoshi come here
Yoshi went over to her
Yoshi: What!?
Peach: I didnt want to do this but you must go in the dome!
Koopa: The Dome!
Yoshi:What's the dome?
Peach: You must fight any person I please in a dome
Yoshi: It's not that bad
Koopa: Yes it is
Yoshi: When am I going
Peach: Well I want to embaress you in front of everybody so let's make it tuesday 6:00pm i'd start training.
It now show's Mario & Toad rushing Luigi to the hospital
Luigi woke up
Luigi: Wha Wha where am I?
Mario: Were taking you to the hospital
Toad: Yea buddy
Luigi: Guy's Guy's Guy's im fine
Mario: You are?
Luigi: Yea
Mario: Ok let's go back then
Luigi: No Dr. Wario
Mario: Oh yea
Mario went to the doctor's office
they waited 10 minutes
The secretary took Mario to the patient's bed
Scretary: You doctor will be in soon
they waited 5 minute
Dr. Wario walked in
Dr. Wario: What the?
Mario: So trying to steal my job?
Dr. Wario: No actually I took your job
Mario: You aint a better doctor
Dr. Wario: I know im a way better doctor
Mario: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dr. Wario: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Luigi: How bout you settle this in the dome
Mario/Dr. Wario: Wha???
Toad: That's to dangeous you get weapon's and everything
Luigi: Maybe that's how it's gotta be They've been fighting for 8 years they have to settle this one way or another
Toad: True
Dr. Wario: Your on
Mario: We battle Tuesday
Dr. Wario: Deal
They left
Will Yoshi be able to wistane his opponent , Who will win Dr. Wario Or Dr. Mario
Find out on the next story
Luigi was walking to Koopa's to hang out there Dk was staying at Koopa's
Luigi : Knock Knock
Koopa came to the door
Koopa: Come in
Luigi stepped in
Koopa & Dk were playing Super Smash Bro's Melee
Koopa: Wanna play?
Luigi: Ok
Dk: Who you being Luigi?
Luigi: Myself you?
Dk: Well I was going to pick Mewtwo but I guess ill pick myself
Koopa: Awwwww there is no Koopa in this game
Dk: Yes there is check this out
Dk went to the option's menu and pushed language as Japanisze
He then went to Melee ( He could tell between Japanisze and english)
Dk: Done
Koopa: Where's Koopa?
Dk: Click Bowser
He clicked it
Gamecube: Koo-pa
Koopa: Cool
Luigi: Hah ha hah
40 minutes later
Yoshi knocked at the door
Koopa: Hey Yoshi
Yoshi: Shut up tubby get Luigi
Luigi came to the door
Luigi: Yes?
Yoshi: I hate you Luigi and guess wut I asked Peach if I won my match against my secret opponent that you would have to verse someone i chose in the dome
Luigi: What?
Yoshi: That's right if I win you will have to fight someone in the dome someone who maybe Mario connot beat
Luigi: Oh no
Yoshi: You betta wish I lose
Yoshi left
Luigi: Uh oh
Dk: What?
Luigi: Yoshi asked Peach if there would be some rule's in the dome match
Koopa: What rule's?
Luigi: If Yoshi win's I will have to verse someone in the dome someone of Yoshi's chooseing
Dk: That's awful he will pick someone who would rip you apart
Luigi: I no
Luigi went home to think about it.
At Wario's house
Wario was punching a punching bag
Wario: Im gonna rip you apart
Wario: Mario has no **** chance against me , Mario will find out who the champ is. Will see who is the better doctor
with that Wario broke his punching bag
Wario: **** I just got that
At Yoshi'd house
Yoshi had a gym in his basement
Yoshi: Will see how tough Peach is when I kick the living crap out of my opponent.
Yoshi got on his phone and called someone
Yoshi: Yo man
?????: Hey Yoshi wut's crackin?
Yoshi: Well I have to fight some secret guy in a dome and I was wondering I scudualled A match for you against Luigi
?????: Great man thanx hey ill come down and watch you ok
Yoshi: It's on Tuesday in the mushroom autoriom , where a disquise
?????: K see ya then
Yoshi: Bye
Yoshi hung up the phone
Yoshi: Luigi's dead meat
It was Tuesday
the crowd was full of Toad's
and annoncer went out in the middle of the arena
Annoncer: Hello everyone
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaa
Peach was sitting in her luxery box in the top row
Peach: Yoshi is dead meat
Annoucer: Here is your first contestant..................Yoshi!
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach was ****ed
Yoshi: Im going to show that ideot
Annoncer: Here is your next contestant...................Anti Shy Guy!
Crowd: Boooooooooo
Peach: Yoshi is dead meat
Luigi , Dk , Koopa , Dr.Mario and Toad sat in the blechers
Dr. Mario: Oh crap Yoshi is going to be killed
Announcer's: Get Ready......................Fight!
Yoshi: Your going down you dumbell
Anti Shy Guy: Naw
Yoshi tried to tackle him
Shy Guy did a flip
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yoshi: What the heck?
Anti Shy Guy: Sucker naw naw
Yoshi: Dead meat
Yoshi shot an egg at him
Anti Shy Guy did a front flip plus kick in the face
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Luigi: Athletic
Yoshi: That's f-ing it!
Yoshi grabbed a Ray gun
Yoshi: Take this!
He shot him with the gun 10 times
Anti Shy Guy: Ew E Ah
Anti Shy Guy then did a flip off Yoshi's head
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yoshi then got ****ed
Yoshi: That's it!
Yoshi picked up a Super Scope and did a full charge attack on Anti Shy Guy
Anti Shy Guy: Ahhhhhhhhhh
He flew agaist the wall
Annoucner: Is he ok yes he is he is getting up
Anti Shy Guy: Speacial attack!
Anti Shy Guy did a double flip into a slap with a hammer
Yoshi got hurt bad
Yoshi picked up a boo-mb
Yoshi: screw you buthole!
He ran and threw the bomb they both got hit there was a big explosion
Announcer: They are both down
Luigi: Please dont let Yoshi win
Announcer: Yoshi is getting up
Yoshi is up he is staggarding wait he is raising his arm's
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Yoshi is the winner
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaa
Luigi: Nooooooo!!!
Peach: Oh crap Luigi is in trouble
Yoshi got on the microphone
Yoshi: Luigi get your but down here
Luigi walked down
Yoshi: Luigi meet my brother!
Then Boshi came out
Luigi: Bu Bu Boshi
Boshi: You are totally screwed!
Will Luigi be able to survive Boshi , Who will win Dr. Mario or Dr. Wario?
Find out on the next story.

Luigi: Boshi hi my name is Luigi and im a big fan of you
Boshi: Save your breath kid im still going to kick your but
Luigi: (gulp)
Annoncer: Fight
Luigi: Well it's now or never
Luigi charged after him Luigi tried doing his super jump punch
Boshi dodged it
Then kicked him in the back
Luigi flew 10 feet away from him
Mario: Holy crap what a kick
Dk: That *******
Luigi then tried blastoff Boshi moved
Boshi then headbutted him up in the air
then again
then again
then he tried once more but then Luigi moved then did a Luigi tornado then a headbutt into a jump then a punch
Boshi smashed against the ground
Koopa: Im going to get some popcorn
Koopa went down to the bottem floor where the fight was taking place at the conesent stand
Boshi: Your but is dead
Luigi: Well you said that before and then who got the better moves me!
Boshi: Now your really screwed
Boshi charged at Luigi
Luigi wasnt ready for it
Boshi hit him so hard and and wasnt paying attention that they both crashed threw the wall
Yoshi was there
Yoshi smacked Luigi with a hammer
Luigi was hurt Koopa saw then Koopa attacked Yoshi punching him and kicking him they took it into the dome in frount of everyone
Koopa smacked Yoshi with a beam sword
Yoshi fell to the ground
Mario: Holy crap Koopa's out there
Dk: He's kicking Yoshi's but
Koopa: Don’t ever hurt my best friend!
Boshi got up and charged and crashed into Koopa , Koopa flew against the glass and broke it
Boshi then picked Yoshi up and walked him out through the hole in the wall he put him down and picked up the hurt real bad Luigi
Boshi: Luigi it's time for my special attack
Boshi threw him down
Boshi: Flamethrower!
A big shot of fire shot on Luigi
Mario: Luigi!
Luigi was practicly dead
Announcer: our winner Boshi!
Crowd: Booooooooooooo
Yoshi came out to congradulate his brother
Yoshi: Good job dude
Crowd: Boooooooooo
Yoshi: screw all of you
Yoshi then took out a cigarette and started smoking
Yoshi & Boshi left
Peach got on the microphone
Peach: Call an ambulance
Mario: crap i gotta go get my uniform and help Luigi!
Mario put on his doctor's uniform and went to help Luigi
Dr. Mario ran out
D. Mario: You ok Luigi
Luigi: No man do your match Im going to an ambulance
The ambulance came out and picked him up
Dr.Mario: Boshi is going to pay
Dr. wario came out
Dr. Wario: You ready to die
Dr. Mario: No but you are
Dr. Mario tackled Dr. Wario they fought for a good 15 minutes till Dr. Wario picked up a Motion Censor bomb and threw it at Dr. Mario it got stuck to Dr. Mario
Dr. Wario: Ha ha ha
Dr. Mario was going to reach it to pull it off but
Dr. Wario: Un un uh i wouldnt do that if I was you as soon as you touch it it will explode
Dr. Mario: Oh crap
Dr. Wario: Or if you fall on it or touch anything with it it will explode
Dr. Mario: Ok
Dr. Mario picked up a pokeball and threw it at Dr. Wario
Bellowsom popped out and sprayed some special gas out over Dr. Wario it made him fall asleep
Dr. Mario then ran over to Dr. Wario
Dr. Wario woke up
Dr. Wario: Huh?
Dr. Mario: Your screwed
Dr. Wario: No no no no
Dr. Mario then ran into Dr. Wario
They both hi the explosion and they both hit the wall they were both down for 3 minutes
Announcer: Are they ok?
Peach: Get up Mario
Dr. Wario got up first
Then Dr. Mario jumped up
Dr. Wario then threw a Pokeball as him
Dr. Mario used cape and it flew back and it Dr. Wario and knocked him down
Electrode came out
Dr. Wario: Oh no oh Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Electrode: electrode
Boom!
Dr. Wario flew out of the arena
Dr. Wario: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Announcer: Your winner Dr. Mario!!!!!!!!
Crowd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Peach: Yes
Dk: Yea you go man
30 minutes later after everyone left the arena
Dk: Hey where's Koopa?
Peach: Oh well
They all went to the hospital to check on Luigi
Koopa was there
Peach: Koopa where's Luigi?
Koopa: Well (sniff sniff) Luigi my best friend has broken his rib's and his arm's and his left leg
Mario: Oh god
Peach: Geezz that's awful
Dk: No not Luigi
Koopa: I swear Boshi is going to die
Koopa: Uh huh waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Peach: Dont cry
Dk: When will he be out?
Koopa: Nine months
Mario: No, not 9 months
Mario went in
Mario: Hey Luigi wut's up
Luigi: H.....i.....Mario.....cant...talk...well......so.....you.....better...go....i...will......mis.......you
Mario: Bye buddy
They all went to peaches castle
Peach: Ok Koopa I have to tell you something
Koopa: Yes what is it?
Peach: You were very brave out there when you fought with Yoshi so I will grant you one wish
Koopa: Do you think dk and I could live in this castle?
Peach: Well sure
Koopa: Yes ill pack up my stuff
2 hours later
Dk: Well look on the bright side Mario you are the new doctor in town
The phone rang
Mario: Hello
Yoshi: hey Mario how's Luigi
Mario: Screw you Yoshi
Yoshi: I heard that you are going to get me back eh how?
Mario: Will see
Yoshi: Well what me and my brother were proposing is that this should be a fight in the dome in a couple of months Boshi & Yoshi V.S Mario and whoever you chose k?
Mario: Will see you retard
Yoshi: Ill call you later ****weed
he hung up
Dk: Who was it Mario?
Mario: Yoshi , He want's to know if me and a partner wanna fight him and Boshi in the dome
Dk: Ill be your partner
Mario: Will see
Will Mario except Yoshi's challenge? Where is Wario? Find out on the next story

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 8/1/2003 2:45:17 PM

« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2003, 01:01:27 AM »
I wonder how Wario looks without his cap.

Mom:Honey, what is that loud sound? Me:Uh, nothing, Mom! *goes back to smashing X-Box*
Deezer was here.

« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2003, 10:20:36 AM »
Ugly.

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