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Author Topic: Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included.  (Read 29700 times)

Markio

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« on: October 13, 2003, 09:07:16 PM »
Yeah, I mispelled "essences".  It's a story about the people on these forums.  You can include yourself or others(duh!).  Here we go:

One day, I was walking through a town I didn't know in California, when I saw Jon.

Markio: Yo, Jon!  It's me, Markio!

Jon: Oh, hi!  Wait, how do you know what I look like?

Markio: Who cares?

Jon: Yay!

We suddenly fell down a hill, and ended up in Sacramento.  There we saw Shawne20.

Shawne20:  I know you from the internet.  On the forums!

Jon: Yay!

Markio: Yay!

Suddenly, a car appeared out of nowhere and almost hit us, when it slowed to a stop.  The guy in the car had long hair and looked about seventeen.  It was Chupperson Weird!

Chupperson Weird: Do you know which way it is to Oklahoma?

Markio:  No, but gess who we are?

Chupperson Weird:  Gess?  What's that?

Shawne20: We're Markio, Jon, and Shawne20!

Suddenly, we all disappeared, and reappeared in some neighborhood.  I inquired, "Where are we?", and Jon looked at a sign that just happened to be next to us that said 'In case you are wondering, you are in North Carolina.'

Chupperson Weird: Hey, doesn't Sapphira live here?

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

Edited by - Markio on 10/13/2003 8:10:16 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2003, 09:46:45 PM »
Lizard Dude: Why, yes. Yes she does.
All: !?!
Lizard Dude: Hi, I just, uh, happened to be in the neighborhood.
All: *falls over*
Lizard Dude: Come on, let's go. The address is [CENSORED].

{Knock, knock}

???: Hello?
jon: Hi, we've come to see Sapphira.
???: Who the? There's no one by that name here.

{SLAM}

Chupperson: Nice thinking...jon.
Lizard Dude: *slaps jon around a bit with a large trout*
All sans jon: Heheheh.
jon: My achin' pasta noodle...
Lizard Dude: Let me try.

{Ding-dong}

???: Hello?
Lizard Dude: Hi, I'm here to help Julia with her science project. I'm her partner.
???: Oh, nice to meet you young man. I'm her mother. Come right in, but who are all these other...people?
Lizard Dude: The rest of the group?
Chupperson Weird: *whistles*
Lizard Dude: That's the rest of the group.
Mother: Ooo, well...I guess you all can come in. Oh, JuliAAAAAAAA!
Sapphira: Coming...

{step step step}

Sapphira: *jaw drops*
Shawne20: hello Little darling sweet want peach ice cream dear? *ties Ribbon in Sapphira's hair*
Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

{stepstepstep}

Markio: Hey, now look what you did!
jon: Well, at least I still have this Herbal Essnce.
All sans jon: *soundly beats jon*
Lizard Dude: Hmm, Herbal 'Ess'-nce gives me an idea.
Chupperson Weird: Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh...*smiles*

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Markio

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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2003, 10:32:28 PM »
Sapphira better post before she becomes all girl-like in the story... whatever THAT means...

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Markio

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2003, 04:56:50 PM »
Daily BID.  Someone else should post, or else I will later.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Screech

« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2003, 05:37:23 PM »
Haha! This is cool!

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Markio

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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2003, 06:39:40 PM »
Sapphira had backed towards the wall, frightened by the possibilities of who we were.  Killers?  Robbers?  Cowboys?

Sapphira: Who are you people?!?

Chupperson Weird: *takes step toward Sapph* We're-

Sapphira: *grabs candlestick from mantelpeice* Stay back!  Or I'll throw this at you!

Jon: Yay!

Sapphira: Yay!?  Wait a minute... *GASP*  You're Jon!  And You're Chupperson Weird!  And Lizard Dude, and... who are they?*looks at Markio and Shawne20*

Markio: *sigh*  I'm Markio, and this is Shawne20.

Shawne20: And this is Ribbon! *gestures toward nothing and laughs*

Saphhira: How did you all get here?

After going to Sapphira's room, we explained how we had been in California and somehow teleported to North Carolina.  Then Lizard Dude explained how he had been teleported somehow to North Carolina also.

Sapphira: But if you teleported here, don't you think we will suddenly teleport somewhere else?

Suddenly, we all teleported somewhere else.

Lizard Dude: Now where are we?  And why is this happening?

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2003, 06:46:18 PM »
Chupperson Weird: Hmm, it appears to be a rift in the space-time continuum caused by mass failure of an Ess pun.

Lizard Dude: Oh yeah.

jon: But still...where are we?

Sapphira: It appears we've been WARPED TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

All: AAAAAAAAAAA!

Shawne20: And this is Ribbon! *gestures toward nothing and laughs*

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Markio

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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2003, 07:22:01 PM »
Sapphira: That doesn't explain why Markio and Jon warped from California.

Markio: This isn't the center of the Earth!

Lizard Dude: Dude, yes it is.

Markio: Since when did the center of the Earth have RAILROAD TRACKS?

Jon: Wait, if we're on railroad tracks... and it's all dark... We're in a RAILROAD TUNNEL!

Everyone screamed and ran as a train came.  Fortunately, the train stopped.  Two people  came out, one in a conductor's outfit, the other in a white coat.

Jon: Trainman?!

Chupperson Weird: Dr. Mario?!

Shawne20: Lady Bow?!

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

Edited by - Markio on 10/14/2003 6:22:44 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Screech

« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2003, 07:42:52 PM »
Suddenly, without the courtesy of a warning, out of the molten rock flew a tall, thin, nearsighted male, who hit the group of internet friends head on, causing them to fall over.
When everyone was on their feet (and shawne10 regained consciousness) The nerd spoke:
Screech: Owww! Hot!
Lizard dude: so which member of Fungi Forums are you?
Screech: How do you know I'm on Fungi Forums?
Shawne20: Ribbon told me so!
Screech: ohhhhhh! You guys are too! I'm screech!
Jon: I think I know you. From story boards?
screech: yeah. Does anyone have anything for third degree burns?
Jon:Where were you when you appeared here?
screech: I was sitting in my chair at my computer-
Saphira: were you on Fungi Forums?
Screech: No. Just staring at my computer.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Markio

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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2003, 08:00:56 PM »
Chupperson Weird began to take order.  Actually, everyone was just staring at him until he got the message.

Chupperson Weird: So let me get this straight: Markio, Sapphira, Jon, Shawne20, Screech, Lizard Dude, Trainman, and Dr. Mario from the Fungi forums are present... correct?

All: YES!

Chupperson Weird:  Who are the possible suspects to why this is happening?

Jon: Duh! I's Sadib100, back to his evil ways!

Trainman: Yeah!

Sapphira: What about Teen Titan Raven?  He apparently didn't like any of us... Although Insane Steve is not here... yet.

Jon: Naww, he can't teleport anything as far as you can throw him.

Shawne20: I suspect this is the work of Deezer, since he is the administrator of the forums, and we are all from the forums, although I doubt we had to be on the forums, as many of us weren't when we were teleported.

*Everyone stares at Shawne20*

Shawne20: What?

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

Edited by - Markio on 10/14/2003 7:02:35 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Black Mage

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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2003, 08:24:00 PM »
 'Ess'entially, all I really want to say was that Lizard Dude wins.

In the words of a great 'Ess'ayist: "One doesn't need a competition to win, only the will of a champion, and the spirit of succ'Ess'."

 I find it even more humourous that no one picked up the 'Ess' pun, but then again, I guess the Eagles Service Society isn't as popular as it once was.

 Time is of the 'Ess'ence, and I suppose I have used this pun in exc'Ess'.

 Ah well, my only regret is I couldn't work espr'Ess'o into the post.

*Doesn't add to the story*

Markio

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2003, 02:59:24 PM »
daily *bid*

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Screech

« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2003, 03:48:19 PM »
woops. I messed up. It looks like somebody posted something when I was writing mine.
Well, my part of the story didn't do anything so I guess I didn't screw it up too bad! :>

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Markio

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2003, 05:23:11 PM »
I won't post the next part.  You can... before it's too late!  Go!  Go!  Go!

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Jman

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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2003, 09:29:06 PM »
This is a great story.  I like how Sapphira tries to defend herself with a candlestick, then jon Yays, and Sapphira realizes that it's you guys.
Proud to be an American!

Edited by - Jman on 7/20/2004 8:21:57 AM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.
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