Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included.

[Jman]

Jman:HOld that thought!

Suddenly, Jman came whizzing like a line drive through various cities faster than the speed of sound.  He finally falls on his back in North Carolina.  Before he can get up, a car comes very close to running him over.  Then, he nearly misses being gunned down by a sniper.  "Man, what did I do to deserve this?"  I thought to myself.  Suddenly he crashes into another member of Fungi Forums:Pink King Boo!

Proud to be an American!

[Forest Guy]

(Meowrio flies in with a Jet Pack)

Meowrio: Hey Guys! I figure you need a chef for your adventures! I have a portable stove/BBQ/Refridgerator/Mircowave/Toaster. Who wants Broccoli?

Chuppersom Weird: Me!

(Meowrio then cooks some Broccoli)

Meowrio: Here ya' go!
Chupperson Weird: Thanks.
Meowrio: Ok guys. I also have an army of Frogs, Skunks, and Rats at my disposal. I think I'll join up with y'all.

(Meowrio joins the party)

[Chupperson Weird]

Chupperson Weird: Hmm... *blinks*

Suddenly, they were all teleported to a land of purple grass and trees with dartboards in them!

Chupperson Weird: *whips a tree with hair*

Sapphira: So that's what he uses that for.

CW: Not exactly... *pushes a button on wrist* Heheh...

Suddenly, Chupperson turned into Zero!

Yoshi Zero: Aaahhh...

Chupperson: *pushes the button again* There.

Lizard Dude: *opens bottle of Herbal Essences*

Sapphira: *jumps into a...* Shower!!

Lizard Dude: Heh heh heh heh...

Chupperson Weird: *runs* Now you're uing Black Mage as shampoo?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Jman]

I walk away from the half-dead Lateralus.

Jman:And if you ever ionsult my country again, I'll nuke you with a warhead!!!

Meanwhile, the others are lookng for other members of the Forum.

Proud to be an American!

[Lizard Dude]

Lizard Dude: Facinating. I've never noticed the striking similarity between Dixie Kong and Chupperson Weird before...

Black Mage: *averts eyes from shower*

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

[Forest Guy]

Meowrio: Wait a sec! I forgot my Game Boy Advance SP! We need to go back to my place!

(Everyone tleports to Meowrio's Pad)

Meowrio: Ooh! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show is on! I have to watch this. You guys just make yourselves at home until it's over.

Lizard Dude: Heh-heh-heh... *Grins evilly*
Chupperson Weird: What are you scheming?
Lizard Dude: I figured that I might be able to find a piano in here...
Sapphira: You go do that. I'm gonna go shower some more.
(Sapphira runs off in search of the bathroom and gets in a "shower")
Meowrio: Where's she going?
Markio: I think she's gonna use your shower.
Meowrio: Uh-oh, I don't have a shower. I have a hot-tub  but it's not in that direction!
(Sapphira turns on "shower")
Meowrio: That's where my Pudding Shower is!!!
(Sapphira screams loudly)
Chupperson: Uh-oh...

[Trainman]

Sapphira: Meowrik!!!!!
Trainman: Looks like you're in trouble... *laughs*

*Meowrik hears Sapph's footsteps coming*

Meowrik: ...oh no
Trainman: Oh no, she's gonna Hadouken us!
Jman: RUN!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*Trainman trips opening another dimension which everyone is sucked into*

Trainman: Hey, this is my house!
Jon: Yay!
Trainman: Oh! I forgot to show y'all the model railroad.

*Trainman revs up a train and Jon reaches for the track*

Trainman: Jon, what are you doing?!
Jon: Putting my finger on the track so the train can run over it.
Trainman: Jon!!!

*Trainman activates horn and bell to warn Jon* *Jon looks*

Jon: AAAAH!

*The train runs over Jon's finger derailing the train*

Trainman: You.. IDIOT!!!

*Trainman slaps Jon around a bit with a large Hadouken*

Trainman: Why don't we find the almighty one?
All: ...

*Trainman is startled by the horns installed on his dad's truck* *Trainman accidently jerks back and slaps Chupperson in the mouth*

Trainman: Oops! I'm sorry, Chupperson!
Chupperson: *grumble*

*Chupperson slaps Trainman around a bit with a large trout* *Trainman just happenes to stumble in another dimension and gets everyone sucked into it transporting them to the Temple Amtrak Station*

All: ...
Trainman: Cool! *looks to the left*
Trainman: NOT COOL! *Everyone sees a train approaching while they're on the tracks*
All: Oh no...
Trainman: Get off, get off!!! *Trainman sees switch in the distance and he takes off*
Sapphira: What the heck is he doing?!
Meowrik: Trainman!!!
Sapphira: Trainman: We can't get off the rails! We're stuck as if we just played Twister!
Trainman: Crap! The train is gonna beat me to the switch! *sprints*
Trainman: I got it!

*engineer blows horn and is diverted off to another track where another train sits* *Trainman and all hear the squealing of brakes and horns*
*They hear an explosion of the many freight cars but luckily the crew jumnped out fo the train in time*

Crew: TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINMAN!!!!!!!!!! *Crew chases after Trainman*

Trainman: Run... they know me by heart because I have caused a lot of accidents...
*everyone stares at Trainman*
All: Now we're all in trouble!
*Crew drags Trainman off and the rest hobo-hop a freight train*
*Trainman breaks free and grabs the car everyone is standing on then everyone tries to stomp on my hands*
Trainman: YEOUCH!

*Trainman falls off the car and rolls to a stop*
*Trainman grabs another car and starts climbing towards the car with everyone on it*
All: We're sorry. You hurt?
Trainman: Well, besides the fact that I have rocks embedded in my skin and I'm bleeding to death over here, I'm fine.
Chupperson: Dude, where is this train taking us?
Trainman: Chicago, Illinois, from what I heard from the conductor before y'all came. WAIT! That's where the almighty one is! What luck!
*All agree*
Trainman: Here we come Deezer!
*falls off the car again*
*Trainman grabs the last car and gets dragged for miles before he climbs back to the car where everyone is located*
*Trainman passes out and lies face first for a while on the car*

All: Trainman?
*in barely audible voice*
Trainman: I'm ok, cuz I'm gonna be in Illinois... *passes out again*







the secind rurel of suces:
 Never hire uvg to be your lawyer and speak for you...
the thurd rurel of suces: Never let uvg write reviews for your site...

[Screech]

As the train pulled in to the chicago illinoise station, They suddenly realized that all the signs were not only in english...But also in French!
Screech: Sacre bleui!
Lizard dude: This can't be right!
Trainman: I don't get it! We were supposed to go to chicago!
Screech: hmmm...I have it. Due to a rip in the space-time continueum (close enough), caused by all our teleporting and dimension hopping, we have ridden a train into an alternate dimension in which illinoise is a province of Canada!
The large group of very confused companians asked for tickets back to south carolina, but were shocked to discover that in canada, everything costs three times as much!

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

[Forest Guy]

Meowrio: GASP! I forgot my Game Boy Advance SP again! Alright then, Teleporty Thing, teleport us back to my place!

..............

(Crickets Chirp, nothing happens)

Meowrio: Um....Guys, the teleporter thingy is broken. What are we gonna do?!
Trainman: We could take the Train there.
Sapphira: Can we please stop at somewhere with a real shower?! I'm still covered in Chocolate Pudding!
Meowrio: Well, you should've asked me where my Hot Tub was. Don't assume that a shower will spray water out when at my Pad.
Sapphira: (Glares at Meowrio) Who installs a Pudding Shower?!
Chupperson: Apparentlly, he does.
Meowrio: Sigh... Oh well. Now back to our current dilemma. I'm nowhere and I haven't got my Game Boy!
Markio: Let's just go find some way to get back to a computer...
(Sapphira growls angrily at Meowrio, shaking her fist as pudding flies off of her.)

Edited by - Meowrio on 10/16/2003 3:21:56 PM

[TEM]

I'm not in the story!?!

Poor old Master_Luigi...

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

[Black Mage]

TheEggMan: *averts eyes from shower*

[Lizard Dude]

Mounty: HEY! Why is that girl naked and covered in pudding?

All: Uhhh....

Mounty: *drags Sapphira off to the Canadian slammer*

Master_Luigi: Oh, great...

Black Mage: How to save her...

Mr. Weird & Mr. Dude: *run behind nearby tree*

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

[Forest Guy]

Meowrio: We need to get her out of jail! I have an idea... Ten-hut!

(Meowrio's Frog/Rat/Skunk army line up)

Army: Sir, yes sir!
Meowrio: We need to break Sapphira out of prison. How do we plan on doing that?
Frog General: Well Sir, we have devised a plan to break her out. We'll disintergrate her wall and replace her with Sadib dressed up as a girl.
Markio: Great idea!
Skunk General: We plan on creating a distraction by leading one of our espionage troopers in and spraying numerous areas of the prison which will cause guards to leave their stations due to the smell.
Meowrio: Ok. You all go break her out now.

(Army runs off to rescue Sapphira)

Chuppseron: Do they really know what they're doing?
Meowrio: Yeah, pretty much, yes.
Markio: What do we do until they bring her back?
Trainman: We could try and fix the train that we wrecked.
Meowrio: Ok. It'll be our "TMK Train" the famous transportation for us. Every zany team of people has one!

And so they proceeded to fix the train while Meowrio's Frog/Skunk/Rat Army went to break Sapphira out of prison.

[Chupperson Weird]

Mr. Weird & Mr. Dude: WEIRD DUDE TIME!
*Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude fuse to create WEIRD DUDE*
WEIRD DUDE: First thing... to take care of that Mounty. Wait. That's "ie." Mountie. Yeah. Umm.
Meowrik: You seem a bit... confused.
WEIRD DUDE: That's me.
Meowrik: Hey, where did Mr. Weird and Mr. Dude go?
WEIRD DUDE: Uhh...
Trainman: But why the Mounty...(Mountie.) first?
WEIRD DUDE: For the sake of naked, pudding-covered girls everywhere. Lordy, I hope there aren't very many. *shudders*
*WEIRD DUDE flies to Japan!*
WEIRD DUDE: Hmm. Darn auto-pilot.
*Meanwhile, back at the... umm...*
Mountyâ„¢: Boy, that pudding sure smells like flowers.
Skunk General: Heheh...
Mountyâ„¢: Boy, that pudding sure smells like... .. .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sapphira: Oh, this is just GREAT.
WEIRD DUDE: HADOUKEN!! *Breaks through wall* I've come to save you!

Shocked, and slightly embarassed by the sight of Sapphira in ... pudding, WEIRD DUDE nonetheless takes Sapphira the the Canadian Rockies, for reasons yet unknown...

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...

Lizard Dude: What happened?
Chupperson Weird: What did I miss?
Markio: Oh, not much... some freak with shaggy hair and glasses named WD-40 or something did something. I wasn't here to see.
LD: Heh.
CW: Heh.
Everyone: Heh?

[Lizard Dude]

[Editor's Note: The Mr. Dude portion of WEIRD DUDE personally would like there to be more naked, pudding-covered girls in the world, as that makes things much more interesting. Since the two portions cancel each other out, WEIRD DUDE is actually neutral to naked, pudding-covered girls in general. Thank you.]

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.