Author Topic: Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included. (Read 29703 times)

Forest Guy · « **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2003, 02:49:57 PM »

(Meowrik averts eyes from Sapphira.)
Meowrio: Please, put on a towel.
(Hands Sapphira a towel and she puts it on)
Sapphira: Finally. Now can we please go somewhere where I can wash this pudding off?
Markio: No.
TheEggMan: Well, this is a fine mess. How do we get to Illinois now?
Meowrio: Yeah but more importantly, how are we gonna get back to my place? I need something to entertain me! I NEED my GBA!
Chupperson: Who knows...
Jon: Yay!
TheEggMan: I've got it! There must be something wrong with our "world."
Sapphira: Our "world?"
TheEggMan: Yes. This is not reality. We must enter, The Matrix.
Meowrio: I dunno. Sounds kinda dangerous.
Lizard Dude: Well, can we get to Illinois from within there?
Jon: Yay!
TheEggMan: Yes. We need to get a telephone call. It will be in that phone booth across the street.
*Phone rings*
Markio: Well then, let's go.
*THey all proceed to the phone, and one by one, answer it, entering The Matrix.
Jon: Yay!
Trainman:..........
(Trainman pushes Jon out of the way and they all enter The Matrix without Jon)
Jon: Yay? Yay....

TEM · « **Reply #31 on:** October 17, 2003, 03:20:39 PM »

"Unexplained Appearence"
A prequel to "Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included."

Part 1
The Rift

One day Master_Luigi a.k.a. TheEggMan was walking down his street.
Earlier he had heard on the news that
Illinois was now part of Canada due to some rift in the Space-Time Continuim.
Then the Rift got him.

He was hurled it to the endless madness that was infinty.
He fell and rose, spun and flipped, dissolved and solidified all at once, he was there for 10 serconds, he was there for a millennium, time and space had no bearings there.
Then he fell out of the rift not aged a day.
He looked around.
TEM saw a sign that said "Illinois, Ontario"
The Rift had altered his mind.
He knew what he was going to happen even though it hadn't happened yet.
He knew the events that were to take place but couldn't accept it. He knew that he must stop this from happening.
But how?
He had to assemble the other TMKers before action could be taken...he had to hurry The human race was in jeoparody.
He sped off to what seemed to be a train crash in the distance.. He already knew they
were there.

Sapphira · « **Reply #32 on:** October 17, 2003, 03:49:01 PM »

Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY THE HECK AM I NAKED!?!?!?! Blech! And I can't take this BLASTED TORTURE ANYMORE!!!
*Sapphira warps somewhere*
All: uhh...
*everyone waits, looking at their watches and tapping their feet*
Meowrio: Ugh! What's taking her so long?!
CW: This is what you get for installing your "Pudding Shower"...
Meowrio: Hey! Shut up! *shakes fist at CW*
Trainman: Stupid girls and their stupid taking forever...

*Several hours pass*
*Sapphira reappears from nowhere, pudding gone and fully clothed*
Trainman: Yeesh. Where were you?
Sapphira: Nowhere. ..Literally. And FYI, I used Suave shampoo, not Herbal "Ess"ences
*Black Mage sighs in relief*
Meowrio: Well it took you long enough...
Sapphira: *punches Markio*
Markio: Oww! What was that for?!
Sapphira: You were closer.
*LD laughs*
Sapphira: And, YOU!!! *kicks LD in stomach* THAT was for your little "more pudding-covered naked girls" comment.
CW: Man, Sapphira's really touchy today...
*Sapphira glares furiously as CW*
CW: *weakly* Let's just go, already...

*Everyone prepares to warp, LD still writhing and twitching on the ground*

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.

Edited by - Sapphira on 10/17/2003 3:02:33 PM

Jman · « **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2003, 04:11:16 PM »

The scene switches to Lateralus.

Lateralus:I'll get that Jman for trying to kill me!

The group had come to a stop in Minneapolis, MN. (My hometown.)

Jman:Home, sweet home! Oh, by the way, before this craziness started, I held a copy of Super Mario Advance 4 in my hands. But I didn't have any money with me.

CW:Who installs a pudding shower?

Everyone else:Shut up!

Sapph:Next time something like that happens to me, I will kill the one responsible!

TheEggman:I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, koo koo ca choo!

Jman:I hate that song!

Then, a giant robot emerged from the ocean depths.

Robotguy:I am Osama Bin Laden! Bow down to me, or die!

Proud to be an American!

Edited by - Jman on 10/17/2003 3:13:01 PM

Forest Guy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2003, 04:13:52 PM »

And so they continued on their journey through The Matrix...

TheEggMan: Ok. THis station should be able to send us to Illinois.
Lizard Dude: Are there any hospitals near Deezer's house?
Meowrio: I have a wondrous home remedy for that! I will whip up a batch right now! Garlic Roasted Onion Soup, in a Skunk Cabbage broth!
(Meowrio makes some of the "rememdy")
Meowrio: All done! *Hands it to Lizard Dude*
Sapphira: EWW! What is that smell?!
Meowrio: That would be the remedy!
Sapphira: I think I'm gonna throw up....
Lizard Dude: If anyone should throw up, I should. I'm the one who has to drink it.
Meowrio: OK now. Drink up.
(Lizard Dude drinks and passes out)
Chupperson: What did you do to him?!!
Meowrio: Relax. THat's just a side-effect. When he wakes up, he'll feel as rested as ever! In the meantime, I'm cooking dinner. Who wants Broccoli?
Chupperson: Me!
Sapphira: I think I lost my apetite.
(Meowrio makes a world class dinner)
Meowrio: Here! Have some Cauliflour, Sapphira!
Sapphira: ARGH!!!
Meowrio: Uh-oh...
(Meowrio runs away with Saphira hot on his trail)
Trianman: Heh-heh. Poor guy. Hey TheEggMan! How long will it be until we can get to Illinois?
TheEggMan: I am not sure. I'm waiting for Neo to get here and help out.
Meowrio: HELP ME!! She's gaining on me!
(Sapphira is about to grab Meowrio but he throws some shredded Garlic in her mouth which causes her to give up chase)
Markio: Ha-ha! Garlic breath!
Sapphira: You want some of this?!
Markio: *scared* no.
Meowrio: Phew! I almost got clobbred. I wonder what's gotten into Sapphira.
Sapphira: I'll deal with you later.
(Meowrio cringes in fear and sits down for dinner)

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

TEM · « **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2003, 04:30:13 PM »

"Unexplained Appearence"

Part 2 Explained Appearence

The TMK crew save the world some how and then ther mysterious Rift erases their memory and transports them back through time to the pudding shower incident. The only thing changed is that TheEggMan is there all over a sudden for no apparent reason but no one notices.

The End

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 10/17/2003 3:30:54 PM

Jman · « **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2003, 04:51:45 PM »

But when the smoke cleared, Lateralus had Jman about to die.

CW:WE gotta save him!

Sapphira:Die you sicko porn freak!

Jman:Get your butt off the ground and leave town! Nobody likes you, Lateranus!

Lateranus:No one defies the great lateralus!

Jman:Everyone except yourself defies you.

Lateralus yells some explicit words at Jman. But thanks to the FF's censoring system, nobody heard Lateranus when he used the mother of all dirty words on Jman.

Jman: Lateranus! Have a burrito!
(Shoves burrito in Lateralus's mouth.)

Lateralus later died from his own smell on the pot. He stank up the Fungi Forum, but nobody cared.

The Real end

Proud to be an American!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #37 on:** October 17, 2003, 05:07:09 PM »

Lizard Dude: *wakes up* Ooo, that stuff didn't make me feel any better. *swoons* There must be something about being naked and pudding covered that makes women very feisty... *falls over*

Markio: Uh, I think we need to get this man to a hospital.

Sapphira: *looks up from grinding LD's head into the ground with foot* What'd you say?

Markio: *looks at nearby tree*

Trainman: Is the second black cat that has walked by?

Agent Smith: Mr. CHUPerson... So nice to see you...

Chupperson Weird: No no! You're looking for Mr. ANDerson, not me.

Agent Smith: *kicks Chupperson in the face, hurling him back five meters and knocking him out*

All: AAA!

Agent Smith: *soundly takes out the Fungi Forumers one by one* There, that puts an end to their meddling. Now for a nice, hot shower. *gets in shower* AHHH!!!! Pu-pu-pu-PUDDING! NOOOO!

[A mysterious figure flies in at supersonic speed.]

???: Not so fast Agent Smith.

Agent Smith: Wha?

???: *performs a flying roundhouse that soundly defeats the naked and pudding covered Agent in one blow*

Agent Smith: Ugh.... *vanishes*

Black Mage: *partially regains consciousness* Wha...who?

Deezer: Yes, it is I! Deezer! Protector of the innocent, upholder of justice, updater of TMK!

Black Mage: *faints*

Deezer: ...

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Markio · « **Reply #38 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:33:57 PM »

(honestly, I wouldn't have retracted the statement about taking LD to the hospital because a 17-year-old girl was violent.)

Suddenly, everyone appeared in a chamber, everyone's feelings toward each other as neutral as possible. Then a big screen appeared and it was Deezer!

Deezer: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! You have all fallen into my trap! I knew making a message board would attract a bunch of people who would eventually figure out that I was going to try to take over the world! Now you must all be punished for figuring out my secret! Get 'em boys!

Ninjas appeared on the scene. I quickly reminisced on all the things I learned from watching ninja movies. Meanwhile, Meowrik had drawn out his katana, and Trainman had taken four model train cars, made two groups of two and tested them as nunchakus, and CW quickly braided his hair to use as a rope thing. Sapph took out the candlestick she had grabbed earlier, and LD took out his {YOU TELL ME} and everyone braced themselves for the best battle sequence of their lives...

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2003, 08:21:59 PM »

Meowrio: Ok. THis requires my trusty pizza!
(Meowrio quickly bakes a pizza and eats it)

ZOOMSHHOOOKKKAARRR!!!!

(Japanese Kabuki music plays)

I am the one who vanquishes the roots of evil....
My cause is worthy...
The wrath of darkness will never triumph over my might...

RRREOW!!!

I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!!!!

*FLASH!*

Chupperson: Jiminy jilickers! Meowrio turned into the Samurai Pizza Cat!

(Samurai Pizza Cat take sout his trusty Katana of Light)

SPC: Deezer-san, I know not why you have chosen the path of darkness, but these minions of darkness will never defeat us.
(Samurai Pizza Cat leads the TMK Team into battle with Deezer?'s Foot Ninjas)

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

The Big Boo · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:03:42 PM »

*The Big Boo and Spiky Blue Shell wake up from a coma*

TBB: Woah, I just had a weird coma dream about the people from the Fungi Forums.

SBS: Uhh... TBB? That wasn't a dream.

*TBB looks around and realizes that he teleported to wherever this story is taking place*

TBB: I really need to play some more Castlevania.

People from Fungi Forums: We're here to protect you from...

TBB and SBS: from what?

People from the Fungi Forums: From making people write bad continuations of this story! Now, for some questions: How many Pudding Pops have you had in the past twelve hours?

SBS: Uhh... I dunno... three?

TBB: No, you had four. I had twelve.

SBS:No, I had four. You had twelve.

TBB: Isn't that what I just said?

*TBB gets slapped with a pudding-soaked towel*

TBB: I really need to play more Castlevania.

SBS: Now, what can we say to make the end of this post more interesting?

*Everybody dances to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

NEXT: A STUNNING ADDITION TO THIS EQUALLY
STUNNING STORY!!!

TBB:...?

Edited by - The Big Boo on 10/17/2003 8:12:45 PM

Luigison · « **Reply #41 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:12:51 PM »

<whisper> Where is Luigison? </whisper>

WarpRattler · « **Reply #42 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:22:42 PM »

donotcare95: *walks in and takes one look at the scene, then runs away, then runs back with a Kirby and sucks up Deezer, then makes food for everyone, then makes sure everyone gives him a birthday present*

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon

Markio · « **Reply #43 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:34:05 PM »

Luigison's Arrival

Luigison had gone home... actually, that happened hours ago. Later, he was suddenly teleported to the outside of Deezer's evil fortress. He saw some ninjas gaurding the outside, and snuck around the wall until he was only about three feet away. Then he took them by surprise and grabbed one to throw at the other. After they had gone unconscious, he took one of their ninja oufits as a disguise and snuck in. He then got into a big room filled with a bunch of ninjas and a bunch of kids and/or teenagers in the middle of a rumble. Suddenly a girl with a candlestick ran at him and bonked him on the head, causing him to fall back unconscious. All the ninjas were defeated by everyone, and they all turned to look at Luigison, whom they recognized as Luigison.

Jon: Geez, why is everyone being knocked unconscious? *Jon is knocked unconscious*

After they had come to, LD said

Lizard Dude: C'mon, we have to escape to find Deezer!

Markio: Yeah, I hope we don't run into anything else in the fortress as we get closer to Deezer...

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Screech · « **Reply #44 on:** October 17, 2003, 09:41:13 PM »

The funniest "silly" topic I have ever read on story boards. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one that watches the "VeggieTales" movies.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."