Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included.

[WarpRattler]

Screech was here! I can't think of anything...

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon

[TEM]

The TMK crew fought the evil ninjas to get out of the castle and then to Deezer.

WEIRD DUDE used his long hair to whip while simontainiously using his hyper sonic piano blasts to plow away the baddies.
Jman used an oversized hammer to crush the ninjas heads in.
Trainman summoned trains to run the evil foes over.
The Big Boo and Pink King Boo both had their invisibility powers to sneak up and bonk the ninjas on the head.
The Samuri Pizza Cat a.k.a. Meowrio brandished his Katana of Light to slice ther evil-doing ninjas to pieces.
Luigison used his poltergust 3000-like vacuum to suck up the enemies.
Markio had a fire flower handy and BBQed 'em.
TheEggMan took advantage of his power of dimensional transfiguration to banish the ninjas to an alternate universe.
Screech threw forth a deafening screech to confuse them.
And Sapphira had her trusty candlestick to KO dozens of the ninjas.
Eventually they got to the outside of the castle.

Markio: Now, time to get Deezer.
Sapphira: Where is he hidden
Markio: I don't know, but we need to find him to stop these crazy warp things.

Then they warped to South America.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 10/18/2003 4:35:46 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

[I was wondering if anyone would get that reference, Screech...]



When they got to South America, they saw that Deezer was hunting in the jungle.

Then, they saw Deezer coming over a hill.

Then, they were very confused at the sight of two DeezerS!



CW: Hmm... I have a radical new idea for a new Chup product... worldwide!

Meowrio: Don't tell me.

CW: ...PUDDING SHOWERS installed in every home and lots of other places! ...I'll be back soon.

Sapphira: What...



*3 weeks later*



CW: ...Ha hA! The President is loving his pudding shower. Bill Gates has one. Every hotel has a few. Success! *flips through wad of cash*

Lizard Dude: ...Hmm, maybe I should go hang around one of those...

CW: Heh heh heh... *prepares to open bottle of Herbal Essences*

[Forest Guy]

Meowrio: Why'd you steal my idea?! Grr.....Fine. I'll just have to go make a new food shower. How about...Jello!
(Meowrio draws up plans for an Jello shower)
Meowrio: There. Done and done.
Chupperson: I'll have to steal those from you.
Meowrio: No! I need this! I don't want it for fame! I want it for food!!
Lizard Dude: Forget it. We need to find out what's up with Deezer.
Meowrio: Fine.

(THey all set off towards the two Deezers)

Meowrio: Now!!

(THey all jump onto the Deezers and tie them up)
 Deezer #1: Help me! He's an evil robot version of me!!
Deezer #2: No. I am the real one who is entitled Deezer. Do not listen to the one entitled Deezer who is standing to the left of me.
Markio: Duh... I can't tell which one is real.
Chupperson: I have an idea!

(Chupperson Weird takes the two Deezers and throws them into one of his stolen Pudding Showers. THe Robot Deezer short-circuits and is destroyed)

Meowrio: Deezer! It's you!
Deezer: Yes. We need to find out who is behind the Evil Robot Me and the Dimensional Rifts.
Sapphira: Hmm...but who could it be?

(Eerie music plays and it scene fades out)

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

[TEM]

???: Mr. CHUPperson

Everyone whips around...
It was Agent Smith.
Smith looked at the short-circuited robot Deezer.
A.Smith: I see you and your gang destroyed my partner in crime Mr. CHUPperson. But fortunatly I have new ones.
7 more Smiths came strolling up from behind
CW: Why do you keep singling me out?!
A.Smith: Because of our connection Mr. CHUPperson, aren't you aware of it? You are one of "The Two", you are the only human that can stop me, besides that other guy, anyhow I think I should destroy you before you destroy me, Mr. CHUPperson.
The Agent Smiths advance on the TMK crew when suddenly the formentioned "other guy" appears...
???: HENshin A-go-go Baby!
All: Its Viewtiful Joe!!
Agent Smith ordered 2 of his copies to hold VJ off.
A.Smith: You and your TMK crew will be seeing me again Mr. CHUPperson.
A.Smith and his copies jump away.
Viewtiful Joe soundly defeats the 2 Smiths and then takes off before anyone can say anything.
All:....
TEM: Why do you get to be one of the "The Two"?
TheEggMan cries like a baby.
All: Shutup!
Markio: Well what are we going to do now?
Deezer: I must train CW so he can fully discover his powers.
Deezer combines Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude to become WEIRD DUDE.
Deezer: There now your training is complete.
WD: You mean I am "The Two"?
Deezer: Yes, You two combined are powerful enough to destroy the Smiths.
Meowrik: I'm sick of all this fighting let's take 5.
TBB: Yeah let's warp somewhere "vacationy".
TM: But Where?

Will The TMK crew ever agree on where to vacation?
When will WEIRD DUDE confront the Smiths?
Where in the heck did Viewtiful Joe come from?

Find out next time on "story  about us"!

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

[Forest Guy]

And so the TMK Team decided to vacation on the luxurious Isle Delfino. They're on their way in their private plane now watching a welcoming video.

Pianta: Welcome to, Isle Delfino! Enjoy our world class hotels, luxurious beaches, a wide variety of food, and great amusement park!
Meowrio: Woohoo! We hit the jackpot!

(Sapphira sees a shady figure in the background that appears to be Meowrio)

Sapphira: Meowrio?

(Meowrio dreams about food)

Sapphira: That shadow... TheEggMan, did you see...

(THeEggMan ignores her)

TheEggMan: ....Uh...... Yeah, sure...
Sapphira: Sigh....

(They are about to land their plane on Delfino Airstrip)

Pilot: Oh no! There's something all over the runway! This could be a bumpy landing!
Chupperson: Oh no! What's wrong?!
Trainman: THat looks like...Pudding!!
Markio: Aah! The runway is covered in pudding!

(They land the plane and almost crash)

Meowrio: Moan... Wait a sec...I see something over there!

(Meowrio runs up to a small machine)

Machine: I am M.E.O.W. a Mega Electronic Operational Water-Device. I am pleased to be of assistance.

(Meowrio puts on the M.E.O.W.)

Meowrio: Now to take care of that mess of pudding on the runway!

(Meowiro sprays the Pudding with some water and a giant Agent Smith made of pudding rises up)

Pudding Smith: Blaaargh!! Mraaalghh!!!!!
Meowrio: Oh no! I'm outta water!

(Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude fuse into WEIRD DUDE)

WEIRD DUDE: Do not worry. We've got your back.

(WEIRD DUDE throws Meowiro into the water and he fills up M.E.O.W. and finishes off the Pudding Agent Smith)

Meowrio: Look! There goes someone who looks like me! Shadow Meowrio! Stop!
Shadow Meowrio: ............

(Shadow Meowrio runs away, and WEIRD DUDE splits up)

Lizard Dude: Darn, he got away...


They decide to head into Delfino Plaza...

(And by the way, this is the 50th Post on this topic! Woo! Keep going!)

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/19/2003 12:50:51 PM

[Markio]

Upon arriving at the docks, a giant pudding monster appeared behind Screech and Jon.

Trainman: Jon!  Screech!  Look out behind you!!

LD and CW fuse to become WEIRD DUDE, when Sapph hits them/him on the head, causing them to fall unconcious for no reason.

Luigison: Why did you do that?

Sapphira: Because of when they were making fun of me when I was covered in pudding.  But don't worry, I feel better now.

Jon: Hello!  There's a pudding monster that can't be defeated because WEIRD DUDE is unconscious and Meowrio is out of water!  We need to kill it!

Suudenly, Markio runs to the monster, jumping over it, wallkicking off of the wall and landing in front of it, except that it had turned around to see where Markio had gone, and had its back to him.  Double kick! Punches hole through monster!  Jumps through hole! Wallkicks at monster!  Kicks the daylights out of him!  Monster defeated!

Markio: *everyone stares at Markio* What?  You didn't know I could do that?

Jon: Good thing I got shots of that.  Now to download it onto my labtop...

Doesn't anyone think that sapph is going to get kidnapped by shadow Meorio?

Suddenly, Sapphira was gone.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/19/2003 12:52:52 PM

[Forest Guy]

Markio: Uh-oh! Sapphira is missing! Shadow Meowrio must've kidnapped her!!!
Meowrio: I'll be right back. I'm gonna go fill up my M.E.O.W.

(Meowrio goes to the beach to go get some water.)

Markio: I think we need to get Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird to a bed or something. I think I have a concussion.
Trainman: I have an idea! Jon, go to Rico Harbor and see if they have any couches there! The rest of us will go to Hotel Delfino and check in. Don't come back until we tell you to.
Jon: Yay! Ok!

(Jon runs off into the portal to Rico Harbor)

Trainman: Good. he'll never find his way back.

(Meowrio comes back)

Meowrio: Ok guys. Time to go to Hotel Delfino.

(They use the Warp Pipe to go to Hotel Delfino. Upon arriving, they bring Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude up to one of the rooms and put them in bed to recuperate.)

Meowrio: I wish I had my Game Boy Advance... Why couldn't we go back for it?!
Pink King Boo: I dunno. Shouldn't we be thinking of how to rescue Sapphira?
Markio: I've got it! Let's go to Corona Mountain, and fight our ways through the lava and fire. most of us won't make it, but we'll rescue her for sure!

(Markio runs off to Corona Mountain, and then Sapphira walks in)

Sapphira: Hey everyone.
Meowrio: Hiya!
Trainman: What the?! I thought you were kidnapped!
Sapphira: Nah. I was in the bathroom.
Pink King Boo: So.....is anyone gonna go stop Markio?

(Crickets chirp)

Meowrio: Let's go downstairs. I hear they're having a buffet!

(Everyone goes downstairs to start on the buffet)

Pink King Boo: I heard something about their Casino being haunted. Should we go check it out?
Sapphira: I think we're all under-age.
Pink King Boo: Ok! Let's go!
Meowrio: Wait! I'm not done with my cake!

(Pink King Boo drags them all off into the casino)

Pink King Boo: Let's play roulette!
Meowrio: Hey! I wasn't done with my cake!!!

(Meowrio pushes Pink King Boo over and he lands on a purple tile on the roulette. The roulette takes them all down into the basement where they see the King of Boos!)

Meowrio: My word! It's Shawne20! THe king of Boos!

To be continued.....



Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Meowrio on 10/19/2003 2:55:43 PM

[Lizard Dude]

Lizard Dude: Pardon, but I am not underage to gamble. I've done it a few times. Humph!

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

[Chupperson Weird]

MEANWHILE

*Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird wake up*
LD: AAH!
CW: AAH!
*Both slowly back away from each other, falling off opposite sides of bed*

MEANWHILE

Agent Smith: ...
Mr. Smith: ...
Mr. Jones: ...
CW: I couldn't resist.

MEANWHILE

CW: My warped brain is picking up strange emanations from the basement!
LD: LET'S GO!
VJ: MMm! Yummy!

MEANWHILE

*Sapphira is having fun on the slots*
*Pink King Boo is having fun throwing peppers at Shawne20*
*CW, LD & VJ come in*

WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW?!
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Markio]

Trainman: These slots are boring.  The only thing that could make this worse is if sadib100 appeaered.  I hate him!  He's so negative, I'm NOT lying!  And he's mean, that idiot!  And he swears all the time, that stupid [censored]!  And he-

All: Shut up!

Then, everything was going on as before.  Everyone playing slots and stuff.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

[Luigison]

Luigi:  This place needs a new govern.. er .. I mean moderat.. uh . you know..

Narater:  Hopefully our heros can find Deezer soon and he will bless the forums with his Mushroom Kingdom powers.

Lizard Dude whispers:  Who said that?

Chupperson Weird:  Hey guy, I think I found Watoad over here by whats left of this molded bread.

LD:  <sarcasm> Deezer must be close. </sarcasm>

Unknown voice:  Bahh ha ha ..

All stare into darkness ahead.

Luigison gets hit over the head with a large wet mackrel ...

[Forest Guy]

(GUys, Deezer is not evil anymore. We rescued him from the evil, robot Deezer)

Shawne20: Now, you I need beat. Time for to be destroyed! Bleaah hagh hnya!

(Shawne20 shoots a bunch of fruits out of his mouth)

Meowrio: Yummy!!!

(Meowrio starts eating the fruits)

Sapphira: Eww! THey were in his mouth!
Meowrio: Big deal! I'm starving since you guys dragged me in here away from the buffet.

(Shawne20 takes fruits away)

Meowrio: HEY! I WASN'T DONE!

(Meowrio shoots water at Shawne20 with his M.E.O.W. and Shawne20 shoots out a chili pepper)

Meowrio: Mmm!

(Puts pepper in mouth)

Meowrio: AAH! HOT! HOT!

(Meowrio spits out chili pepper, it hits Shawne20 and Shawne20's tongue catches on fire, Meowrio then throws a coconut at him and defeats him. The platform comes back up and they ar elal in the casino again)

TO be continued....

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

[Markio]

Suddenly, something strange happened...

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

[TEM]

They all started enjoying their vacation!

They all regrouped and enjoyed went to all the sites at Isle Delfino, except Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird because they had concussions due to Sapphira's blows to the head(you can't knock people out with out expecting cranium injuries)
Mean while..

The Smiths were slowly infecting the state of Illinois there was a total of 123,456 Smiths and they had one thing in mind.
The death of WEIRD DUDE (dramatic reverb sounds in background)
Then..

The TMKers were on their way back to Illinois, with CW and LD back to full mental health.
When the landed they felt the airplane tip sideways.
All: AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
When they got out of the plane they saw half a dozen Smiths had jumped on the plane.
The landing strip was full of them.
Luigison: Hey whats the short little Smith over there?
It was a small cel-shaded Smith with a cape and helmet.
They had gotten Viewtiful Joe and made him as one of them.
And in the midst of them was a giant Pudding Smith complete with dried-pudding-hardened towel club.
In one giant voice the yelled
Smiths: WE WANT WEIRD DUDE!!!!

To be continued....

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/20/2003 4:45:56 PM