Author Topic: Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included. (Read 29699 times)

Screech · « **Reply #60 on:** October 20, 2003, 04:25:16 PM »

The tmk'ers advanced toward the army of smiths, but Lizard dude and Chupperson Weird stepped forward.
Both: Let us handle this.
Smith #1: Welcome back Mr. CHUPerson, we've missed you.
Chupperson And Lizard fused together once more to creat WEIRD DUDE. Then, ripping a street light out of the ground, began beating the smiths with such a vigor, that someone watching would assume that he was enjoying it (who can say?).
But for every smith whacked, ten more took his place. Surely he was invincible.
The fight lasted for hours but finally the smiths overcame him. Even when the rest of the TMK crew joined in, they were of little help.
In the end the TMK crew failed. most were knocked out. The rest had broken limbs, and one had terrible stomach ache due to eating nothing at the buffet, and fruit from shawne20's mouth.
The smiths picked up the incapacitated WEIRD DUDE, and carried him off.
The Tmk'ers lay, helpless on the tile floor of the airport, and one by one, drifted into unconsciousness.
Suddenly, a golden ball of light flew in, and materialized.
Eldstar: These poor, pathetic nerds need my help!
Eldstar worked his magic on them, and left.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/20/2003 4:47:04 PM

Markio · « **Reply #61 on:** October 20, 2003, 04:54:41 PM »

Markio was the first to wake up. He looked around himself and noticed everybody else unconscious around him. He thought about his options. Usually at sleep-overs, he would wait for everyone else to wake up. But he was yearning for some adventure. He left a note saying he was out doing something, and would meet up with everybody else later, and then left. He didn't know where he was walking; he had a feling that he had to take this path through the woods. He heard something in the bushes behind him, when suddenly, a person grabbed him and pulled him into the bushes. It was Meowrio.

Markio: Oh shoot, that was freaky. How did you get here?

Meowrio: I don't know, I woke up and I was here.

Markio: Did you feel any special power or vibe around here?

Meowrio: Ci! Y tu?

Markio: Yeah. Maybe there's some special sacred enchantment here... in these woods... where we're standing.

Meowrio: Maybe the others will come here.

Markio: Probably. While we're waiting, let's practice MARTIAL ARTS!

They both practiced judo, ju jitsu, karate, and that thing with the weapons.(Meowrio had a katana, and Markio had nunchakus). Then everybody else came.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

luigi~lover · « **Reply #62 on:** October 20, 2003, 05:08:53 PM »

*luigi~lover runs in*

luigi~lover: Oh so now I see, you don't like me, and what are you all doing?

*picks up borad on floor*

luigi~lover: Huh??

* Markio jumps and smashes borad in half a centimetre close to my face *

Markio: Huh? What? Oh, who are you?

luigi~lover: I'm luigi~lover, one of the few females here, lots of people have no clue how I am.

Sapphira: HA! Markio that was nothing watch this!

* Sapphira throws wooden borad up in the air, jumps and kicks it into 4 pieces *

Everyone: Wow!!

luigi~lover: Wish I could do that......

Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #63 on:** October 20, 2003, 05:58:30 PM »

Luigi Lover: So, why are you all here?
Markio: Us? What are you doing here?
Luigi Lover: These are my woods. I own them! How'd you get here? I didn't see you use my entrance gate.
Meowrio: we were battling the Smiths but they won... We woke up in here.
Agent Smith: Good day Mr. Weird.
Trainman: What?-

(Agent Smith immediately begins attacking the TMK people. He runs up and knocks Sapphira unconscious with a quick thrust to her head, kicks Trainman in the stomach, and picks up Markio and rams him into a tree)

Luigi Lover: My word! I know!

(Luigi Lover uses Group Hug on the TMK fighters)

Markio: We're healthy again!

(Agent Smith body slams Markio)

Markio: ...........
Meowrio: Whoa! He's bleeding from his mouth! He's bleeding internally! Quick bring him inside with Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird!

(Trainman and Pink King Boo bring Markio, Lizard Dude, and Chupperson Weird into Luigi Lover's cottage while Meowrio, Sapphira, Luigi Lover, and Screech stay outside to fight Smith off)

Meowrio: How can we beat him? He's way too powerful! And even if we do, he'll just regenerate!
Sapphira: I know....
Luigi Lover: I know how we might!

(Luigi Lover takes a large staff and uses a Plasma Based energy attack)

Smith: Very good...

(Smith melts...... but then grows back up and become the size of Godzilla!!!!)

Smith: Now let's see what you can do.

To Be Continued.......

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

TEM · « **Reply #64 on:** October 20, 2003, 06:07:04 PM »

.....Screech.

I setup the possibly best part of the story and you write that weak stuff....

Totally ruined the fight scene....I'm very disappponted in you.

Thank you Markio and Meowrio for setting it back on track.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #65 on:** October 20, 2003, 06:39:26 PM »

I would also like to add in, that before you writ esomething in here, please READ the story and know whats going on, or else it will make no sense and get even more confusing than it's supposed to be.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Markio · « **Reply #66 on:** October 20, 2003, 08:19:09 PM »

Hey, Screech is good at writing. And I just wanted everyone to know that my special power was NINJA ACTION!

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Markio · « **Reply #67 on:** October 20, 2003, 08:23:19 PM »

If Sapph had a crush on CW in the story, she could call him "Chuppy-wuppykins."

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #68 on:** October 20, 2003, 10:38:27 PM »

Oh. My. AAAAAAAAAAAA
*falls over*

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

The Big Boo · « **Reply #69 on:** October 21, 2003, 11:53:31 AM »

An Interesting Sub-Plot!
SBS: Confusing story, huh?
TBB: I know. Now we're on Isle Delfino, I think. With a bunch of Agent Smiths, and a plie of wood. Right?
SBS: Possibly. Here, just put on this Megaman suit I found. I'll put on Protoman's suit.
TBB: Sweet!
*They run off to beat Dr. Wily. And Sigma, probably.*
TBB: This story is comfusing.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #70 on:** October 21, 2003, 01:03:43 PM »

nintendoexpert89: HERE I AM!! I'm going to the Party Cube. Who's going?\
Markio: YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!
The Big Boo: Yes!! I likey there! Hee hee!
nintendoexpert89: Settle down. Here's some beacon.
Markio: YUMMY!!
The Big Boo: GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

Screech · « **Reply #71 on:** October 21, 2003, 03:39:42 PM »

*with big glassy chibi eyes* Sowwy!

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Forest Guy · « **Reply #72 on:** October 21, 2003, 06:52:43 PM »

(Guys, when writing this story, don't write nonsense! What's wrong with you?! Now someone please bring this back on track)

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Markio · « **Reply #73 on:** October 21, 2003, 07:33:53 PM »

Suddenly, Smith started laughing at everyone! Screech was overtaken by a deep rage. He lashed out in fury at Smith. This encouraged the TMKers to fight and they all started fighting the many Smiths.

Luigison: This is for Deezer! *punch*

Jon: This is for Mariotendo! *kick*

Sapphira: This is for my ChuppyWuppykins! *kisses CW*

Everyone stared at Sapphira, dumbfounded. Then there was an awkward silence.

Sapphira: Uuhhhh... This is for women everywhere! *punch*

Everyone returned to the massacre at hand.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #74 on:** October 21, 2003, 08:39:07 PM »

(Agent Smith shoots a ray at Markio)

Luigi Lover: Meowrio! Come here! I wanna pour waffle batter on your hair!
Meowrio: What?!
Smith: Perfect. My instant-insanity ray is working.
Markio: Oh no! He's got some sorta ray that makes people do weird things!

(Meowrio runs away)

Meowrio: No offense Luigi Lover, but leave the cooking to me.

(Luigi Lover pours Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)

Meowrio: Mnph. Now I'm gona have to wash this off...

(Meowiro starts shaking himself off)

Smith: YOur turn, Cat Boy!
Meowrio: Huh?

(Meowrio ducks and the Ray hits Markio)

Markio: Hmm....I all of a sudden have a craving for..... Skunk Juice?! Meowrio! Give me some of your army's juice!
Meowrio: Err....you don't want any. Really.
Markio: Yes I do!!!!

(Markio takes a bottle of the Skunk Jiice and drinks the whole bottle)

Markio: Groan...I don't feel so good.....

(Markio collapses and turns bright pale)

Meowrio: Watch out! He's got severe nausea!!!
How am I gonna stop them from doing this?
Luigi Lover: Who wants more waffle batter?
Sapphira: Meowy-kins! You're next!
Meowrio: I need to stop them somehow... Maybe I can...

(Meowrio digs around in his Infinate Backpack and pulls out a mirror)

Luigi Lover: Waffles!

(Luigi Lover pours more Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)

Meowrio: Stop! Control yourself!
Sapphira: Come here schnookums! Pucker up!
Meowrio: If I don't stop this madness somehow, it's not gonan be pretty.

(Meowrio runs away with Luigi Lover and Sapphira hot on his trail)

Meowrio: Now's my chance! Hey Smith! You never got me!
Smith: Oh so you want to be insane?
Meowrio: Now I just need to get my mirror.

(RUns over to get the mirror but Luigi Lover throws batter in his face and Sapphira grabs him)

Meowrio: Aah! I'm blind!
Sapphira: What's the matter? I don't bite!

(Markio wakes up and starts drinking Skunk Juice again)

Markio: I feel really sick....

(Trianman bursts out of the house)

Meowrio: Help me!
Trainman: Heh, a lady's man, eh?
Meowrio: Now is not the time!
Trainman: Alright, alright.
Meowrio: Get some Cauliflour out of my backpack! THen threaten Saphira with it! She HATES Cauliflour.

(Trainman takes Cauliflour out and waves it in front of Sapphira)

Sapphira: Oh Trainy-wainy! Must you have that wretched thing in your hand?

(Sapphira knocks the Cauliflour out of his hand and grabs his arm)

Sapphira: Now, who shall I take with me? Meowy-kins or Trainy-wainy?
Meowrio and Trianman: Neither!
Luigi Lover: WAFFLE!!!!!

(Luigi Lover throws some more batter onto everyone)

Meowrio: I've got it! Hey Luigi Lover! I want more batter!

(Luigi Lover throws a lot of batter onto Meowrio, allowing him to slide out of Sapphira's grasp)

Meowrio: GOod.
Sapphira: Oh Meowy-kins, come back here now!

(Sapphira let's go of Trainman and pursues Meowrio. Luckily he evades her and grabs his mirror)

Meowrio: Hey Smith! I'm wide open!
Smith: THis time, I'm not going to miss!

(Smith fires Instant-Insanity ray at Meowrio but hits the mirrow which reflects the radiation back at Agent Smith)

Smith: Unbelieveable.

(Agent Smith is struck with the Radiation and explodes, and Sapphira grabs Meowrio and is about to give him a kiss but the polarity of the radiation controlling their mind is reversed and they are now no longer insane)

Sapphira: What? What are we doing here? And why am I holding Meowrio in my arms, covered in Waffle Batter?!

(Meowrio squirms out of her hold)

Meowrio: it was the Agent's Instant-Insanity Ray. I luckily deflected it back at him and broke you all free. Just in a nick of time too. You were about to kiss me. You were starting starting to scare me back there, Sapphira!
Luigi Lover: Hmm... so he did this?
Markio: I don't feel so good.... I stink too...
Meowrio: Well, He made Sapphira become infatuated with everyone, made Luigi Lover become obsessed with Waffle Batter, and you Markio, were drinking Skunk Juice.
Sapphira: I was gonna kiss you?!
Meowrio: Well, you kissed Chupperson and on several occasions tried to do the same to me and Trainman.
Sapphira: AAAAH!
Trainman: Groan.... it's gonna take a long time to recover from all this... I think we should stay here and rest for a few days.
Meowrio: Good idea.
Luigi Lover: Ok. You guys can stay at my cottage.

(Markio passes out and has Sever Nausea. Sapphira is sickened that she kissed Chupperson and almost kissed Meowrio and Trainman. Luigi Lover is a mess form all the waffle batter. Meowrio is traumatized from Sapphira's infatuation with him. Chupperson and Lizard Dude still have concussions and are in comas. They all head back to Luigi Lover's cottage to plan where they'd be headin next)

Narrator: Looks like they'll all need a lot or rest if you ask me!

To Be Continued..

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Meowrio on 10/21/2003 7:41:53 PM