Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included.

[Chupperson Weird]

Somehow, I think Sapph isn't enjoying this story too much... :-P

Chupperson, due to his mutated genetic structure, awakens from his coma. Meanwhile, Lizard Dude, due to his ... manliness (heh), awakens from his coma.
Chupperson walks outside.
Sapphira: Yuck!
CW: What?
Sapphira: They said I kissed you.
CW: Oh come now. There's only one girl I would kiss, and it ain't you, babe.
Sapph: ...
CW: That wasn't me; that was ... ...
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...Marionut#1!

Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Markio]

Markio: Um... anyway, I forgot why we are all here.  What was it again?

Lizard Dude: Well, it started off with everyone teleporting for no reason, and we thought Deezer was evil, but it was really Smith, who wants to defeat WEIRD DUDE because combined, we are the only one who can stop him.  So now, we are resting for a day or two until we are in better condition to find Smith.  The people present are:

Markio,
Meowrio,
Sapph,
Trainman,
Me(LD),
CW,
Screech,
Jon,
Shawne20,
luigi~lover,
and Luigison.

Jon: Oh yeah, what happened to Shawne20?

Meanwhile, three miles away, Shawne20 was wandering through the forest, looking for the others.  He was mad that everyone was mean to him.  And what do you know, Ribbon WAS with him.

Shawne20: Ribbon, this stinks.  Why do they always leave me behind?  Is it because I act like a little kid on purpose?

Ribbon: Don't worry, Shawne, I stay with you, and one friend is plenty.

Shawne20: Yeah, you're right.  I guess we better find the others.

Shawne20 once again began searching for the others in the forest, determined not to act strangely so they would be nicer.  Meanwhile, at the rest of the group's location...

Markio: Geez, why did Meowrio make me drink skunk juice?

Sapphira: At least you didn't kiss anyone. Blegghhhh!

Markio: *Sigh* I'm gonna go for a walk.  And if I'm attacked, which I doubt, I won't be defeated again!(hint hint).

The group was now in threes: Everyone, Markio alone, and Shawne20 with Ribbon.  Yeah, they would join together again pretty soon, but not at the moment.
Markio was walking through the woods.  He liked the woods.  He knew the names of most of the trees, and also liked climbing them.  He saw a camphor tree nearby, and began to climb it.  He was a good climber, and with the help of the camphor's many branches and gripping bark, was soon at the top.  Markio liked nature and serene silence, although he was aware that it seemed kinda girly.  He knew that deep down he was really sensitive, but usually acted loud and weird on purpose.  Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by footsteps on the ground below.

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2003 11:15:55 PM

[Lizard Dude]

It was only a passing monkey. He resumed his internal ponderings.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

[Forest Guy]

Meowrio: Actually, that really was Chupperson. It was Chupperson in a Marionut costume so he could confuse everyone. Now then, I think we need to be on full alert in case Smith comes back to attack us.
Sapphira: I can't believe that I was trying kiss-
Trainman: Yeah. If he comes back, we're toast.
sapphira: And that I actually kissed-
Markio: I can't believe I drank so much skunk juice.... I still feel sick.
Pink King Boo: So.... making dinner, Meowrio?
Meowrio: Ok.

Narrator: And so they rested at Luigi Lover's cottage for several days without attack... until....

TO Be COntinued!

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

[WarpRattler]

Until a giant Swedish meatball came and attacked them! BLARGGGG!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon

[Forest Guy]

Smith: Ok you patthetic imbeciles! Try this giant Meatball on for size!

(Giant Meatball levitates near the cottage)

Meowrio: What are you an idiot?

(Meowiro whips out a humongous frying pan and fries the meatball)

Meowrio: Dinner for a week!
Smith: Hmph. It appears I underestimated you fools again.

(Smith teleports away)

Meowrio: Ok everyone. Look slike we're having meatball for dinner tonight.

(Chops small pieces off and serves it)

Sapphira: Oh come on. I'm not in the mood for this. I am sick of the little twerp's cooking.
Meowrio: Well, no one else here knows how to cook, nor does anyone here have a backpack that has an infinate amount of storage space.

(Sapphira grumbles something under her breath)

Meowrio: Fine then. I guess you're just gonna.....

(Meowrio stuffs a meatball into Sapphira's mouth)

To Be COnintued

Narrator: Mama mia! THat's-a spicy meat-a-ball!


Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

[WarpRattler]

Suddenly, everyone's electronic devices come to life and attack the TMKers!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon

[Chupperson Weird]

*CW's Marionut android jumps out from behind the bed.*
Android: KISS ME SA-PPHI-RA
Sapphira: AAAAAAHHHH!
CW: See? It WASN'T me.

[luigi~lover]

*luigi~lover walks out of washroom*

 Meowrio: Was the batter Hard to get off?

 luigi~lover: Holy boogers yeah! How did you get all the batter off of you so fast, eh?

 Meowrio: Oh, I found this tooth brush on the sink in the washroom, hehehehe it says Jon on it too.

 Jon: HEY THAT WAS MINE!!

 Meowrio: Oh..........

 luigi~lover: But why did you bring a tooth brush Jon? Eh?I thought you.....

 Jon: I BRING MY TOOTH BRUSH EVERYWHERE OK, YOU GOT THAT? Anyways..... Meowrio meet me outside.......

Meowrio: Um..... and tell me WHY should I be afriad of you Jon?

Jon: BECAUSE!!! Um....... I don't know.... just be afriad of me....... NOW!!!

 luigi~lover: ?!?!?!?

 Meowrio: Oh I'm really scared.. someone help me!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 Trianman: Stop it Jon!!

 Luigison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What's so funny?

 *An odd humming sound came out of the bedroom*

 CW: Guys, shut up!!! Listen...... what is that?

 luigi~lover: Huh? That isn't normal...... let me go see what it is......

 *I slowly open the bedroom door*

 luigi~lover: What the? Eh? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 *A robot came charging out of the room and Smith appears*

Smith: I hope you enjoy my little gift, you fools.

 luigi~lover: ?!?!?!?! Eh? I'm not a fool!! I'm more of a mental case.

 Smith: Well, you won't be for long!

robot: MUST DESTROY!!

 *robot grabs luigi~lover*

 luigi~lover: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 To be continued.....




 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Edited by - luigi~lover on 10/23/2003 1:47:43 PM

[Sapphira]

Meanwhile, Sapphira lies on the ground twitching, completely traumatized.

Sapphira: N-n-n-no...it...was...o-o-only a dream... y-y-yes...a h-h-horrible...h-h-horrible...n-n-nightmare...

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.

[Forest Guy]

Meowrik: Oh man, the poor thing. She's having convulsions. Smith made these people do the least likely things they'd ever do and look what it has caused! Traumatized Sapphira, Severely nauseus arkio, and Luigi~lover looks okay, but she had a heck of a time washing out those batter stains.
Chupperson: Me no talk from hurt head.
Pink King Boo: Don't do anything Chupperson. You still have a concussion.
Chupperson: Ugh. Killer robot find us.
RObot: I am Killbot 7000. I am designed to destroy you.
Meowrik: Uh-oh, they sent another stupid robot after us. We gotta high-tail it outta here or we're toast.
Robot: Negative. As you can see, doom is inevitable and resistance is futile. I will set this explosion to 30 seconds. It is capable of destroying a 1-Mile Radius. You will all die now.

(Robot sets a "Mezzo Bomb" and teleports away)

All: AAAAHH!!!! RUN!

(Everyone runs out of the building)

Meowrik: Wait a sec.. Chupperson, Sapphira, and Lizard Dude are still in there! And I left my Wallet in there!!

(Meowrik runs in and brings Chupperson, Lizard Dude, and Sapphira out, one by one.)

Meowrik: Wait! I forgot my Wallet on the table When I was taking Chupperosn out of the bed!

(Sapphira and Chupperson slowly comes to consciousness slightly)

Chupperson: What's Mew doing? Big exlosion soon..
Pink King Boo: What's his problem! Don't go in!!!

(Meowrik runs back in for his wallet)

Meowrik: Aha! Here it is!

(Meowrik starts running out)

(Mezzo Bomb explodes)

EXPLOSION BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(House is in rubble and Meowrik is gone)

Trainman: Meowrik.... he's gone....

To Be Continued......

Narrator: With one less member, how are they going to get on? And who's gonna cook now?!

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 I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!

[Screech]

Screech, in an effort to add something to the story while cleverly sidestepping the main plot, snuck into the forest to look for Shawne20 and Ribbon.

Meanwhile, agent Smith (now recovering from the harmful effects of his own insanity ray) checked the casualties.
Smith: One. Go figure. And it wasn't even WEIRD DUDE. I'll have to vaguely hint that I have another plan and hope that someone else comes up with it. These TMK posters are either very clever or total morons.

In the forest, Shawne20 and Ribbon had been walking for hours. There was no sign of the TMK crew anywhere, and they needed Meowrio. They were starving. Suddenly, they heard an incredibly loud noise, coming from what may have been a huge pillar of smoke. He began to run in the general directtion, but smacked his head against a tree and forgot entirely what he was doing.
They had walked for an hour.There was no sign of the TMK crew anywhere, and they needed...

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/23/2003 7:43:10 PM

[Jman]

A taco.  Meanwhile, Jman was fuming with rage.

CW:Hey, what are you so ticked about?

Jman:I'll show that freak, Smith!  Call me a moron, will he?  I'll kill him!

Sapphira:Whoa, I think you've had too much sugar.

Jman: Wait, what was that?

Suddenly, he was on the ground,dead.

Proud to be an American!

[Forest Guy]

Markio: OH NO! JMAN!!!!

(JMan got up and started laughing hysterically)

JMan: Got ya'!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

(Lizard Dude punches JMan in the face)

JMan: Owww!!!
Lizard Dude: THat's it. No more. Leave us now!
JMan: Where though?!
Lizard Dude: Run. Run away, and never return.

(JMan nods his head scared and slowly runs off to join up with Shawne20 and his imaginary friend Ribbon)

Trainman: Groan.... it's been days since we lost Meowrik, and we haven't eaten anything good since. Chupperson tried cooking, but that was a disaster. Now Pink King Boo has Food Poisoning.
Sapphira: Yeah I know what you mean... I sorta miss the little scamp too.
Chupperson: I wonder what it feels like to be vaporized in an explosion... if only Meowrik were here. He'd be able to tell us.
Trainman: But where can we go from here?
Lizard Dude: Let's just keep going. These woods have to lead to civilization eventually.

(And so they walked for days until they finally could go no father)

Chupperson: (Weakly) I'm so hungry... I need to eat something. I've already eaten all my hair... and those berries Markio ate looked pretty poisonous to me.
Markio: Dobukakuwa doshini gatarka.

(Suddenly, a white glow appeared in front of them)

Sapphira: What is that?
Trainman: It looks like a ghost!
Chupperson: Oh great. Now Smith is sending ghosts after us.
Lizard Dude: Everyone, get ready.

(Ghost materializes and it's Meowrik!)

Meowrik: Hiya!
Trainman: Meowrik?! You're a ghost!!
Meowrik: Yeah... kinda...
Sapphira: So you did die in that blast...
Meowrik: Uh... yeah... sure. I died.
Lizard Dude: Do you have any cool ghosty powers? Like prophecies or anything? We've been wondering these woods for days!
Meowrik: Well, these woods are near Tokyo... but to get there, you'll need to get through the Land of Wind and Ghosts.
Trainman: Sounds mysterious...
Meowrik: Not really, just take a dimensional rift to there. To make one, just mix some dirt, crushed, dried poisonous berries and long hair together. Throw them into the wind and it will open up. You'll get to Tokyo in no time. But when you get there, you need to find Master Guino. He can help us beat Smith.
Chupperson: THanks. Got any food for us?
Meowrik: Err.....no.
Trainman: THanks for your help!
Meowrik: Trust me. We will meet again.

To Be Continued...

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 I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!

[luigi~lover]

luigi~lover: I hope we meet again, it won't be the same without you buddy.

 Meowrik: Yes.... now please do what I said, you'll get to Tokyo in no time.... I must go now..... bye for now....

 *Meowrik disappears*

 CW: Ok guys, we need some dirt.

 Trainman: One step ahead of you CW.

 *Trainman pours dirt into CW's hands*

 Sapphira: Now we need crushed dried poisonous berries.

 Trainman: Here you go!

 CW: How do you get those things so fast?

 Trainman: I don't know...... anyways, we need a long hair... luigi~lover you have long hair!

 *luigi~lover pulls one long hair out of her head*

 luigi~lover: Here CW, sorry there might be some waffle batter on it, from my insane outrage.

 CW: Ok, 1,2,3.....

 *CW throughs everything in the air*

.......... To be continued



 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!