Bored â„¢©®

[Chupperson Weird]

Kilroy: Domo arigatou, Mr. Roboto...

Roshan: Who are YOU?

Kilroy: *steals the Drill Boots* Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

Roy: Aughh... I'm *thinks* (Sheesh, I have to stop speaking so much English!)

Visine: *squirts Roy*

@_@: Hey! Come back!

._0: I must say, you looked frighteningly normal when you and Visine were going steady.

*** *** ***

RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *miss* Aw crud.

Roy: *eats the ball*

RoshEn: Hey! I was gonna eat that!

***MEanwhiLE***

U "F" O: I shall usurp Vlagranian!

Vlagranian: What's this? You shall not!

U "F" O: Aw, man.

Gregor: Have another bloody Fog Newton, old bean.

RoshEn: Fog Newtons, you say?

Gregor: Yes, they're the kind we have in London, don'cha know.

**&MEANWHILE&**

CW: I can't think of a good punchline to end this post.

LD: *punches CW* How's that?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[WarpRattler]

*Chupperson's brain jumps out of his head and attacks Roy, then jumps back into the head*
Roy: (Ow! Who would have thought that a brain could punch so hard?)
RoshEn: Brain of Chupperson! Feel the wrath of THE PENKNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINANT DOOMâ„¢!
Brain: You missed. Now you shall feel my wrath!*boots RoshEn in the head*
RoshEn: OW! You booted me in the head!

When did Chupperson's brain become a sentient being? Since when could it kick and punch? Find out next time on BORED MKIII GX, I mean BORED â„¢©®!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.

[TEM]

Bored 20X6!!!! Super Happy Fun Ultra Show!!!!!

^_^:Kiyakai! Osho yinikiki!

@_@: GAHHHHHHH (falls down unnaturally fast)

._0: Quiyo, de miyoka?

.: Shohupaya.

All: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!




My other signature is a Porsche.

[MadRhetoric]

MMM: MamaMia! Il suo giapponese succhia! Ma il mio italiano è probabilmente peggiore a causa di questo traduttore muto.

XXX: I haven't been in the story for PAGES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE I'M SERIOUS HERE OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE PAINSTAKINGLY HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!!??

TEM: Domo arigatou Mistaa Roboto....

[TEM]

Citrus Man: Silence you little girlie man cry baby! (Squirts citrus juice from every citrus fruit in the planet in XXX's eyes)

XXX: AIEEEE! It burns, it burns, what a world. (Dies)

MMM: Holy snap crackles, you killed him!

Citrus Man: Oh my oranges! I didn't mean it, it was just juice, man, JUICE!

Weird Dude: FOOL, don't you know I can simply vegatable juice him to life?

._0: How?

Weird Dude: With a cool refreshing keg of V8 sucka! (Pours the vegatable juice on XXX)

Unknown Vegatable Juice Byproduct: FOOL, I am the Anti-Citrus! Now I will destroy my arch-nemesis, Citrus Man!

XXX: Oh no! This is all my fault for being a little citrus intolerant girly man.

^_^: It sure is!

/\/\/\/ Citrus Man VS. The Anti-Citrus \/\/\/\

Citrus Man: Take that! (Juices him)

The Anti-Citrus: ARGH! I'll be back you lemon-scented fool. Vegatables always beat fruits in well balanced nutrition, and we don't give people chankor sores if you eat alot of them!

._0: What's a chankor sore?

The Anti-Citrus: You know, a /cane-core\ sore.

Roy: Oh ok.

()_(): GRRR.

Roy: AHHHH!

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/21/2004 10:56:48 AM

[n/a]

The Anti-Citrus: KillROy!KIllRº¥!

Rإ: H륡

Citrus Man: *wins*

Water: Psh

Citrus Man: *turns around* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Sapph: *anti-waters*

The Añti-Citrus: NOOO! This is aLL wroNg!

@_0: I think I'm healing...

Water: No.

XXX: Most definetly not.

@_@: Darn

XXX: ... Shut upâ„¢

Roy: Stop it! Stop it all of you! *starts crying*

Citrus Man: *is carried underground by Fawful*

Fawful: I IS THE ONE WHO IS TAKING YOU TO THE PLACE OF UNDERGROUND!

Generic Mob: NoT so fast, Fawful

==MEANWHILE==

Roy: *slinks off with XXX*

CoW: Huh?

==MEANWHILE==

Citrus Man: <end>

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable

[WarpRattler]

Bill: The extra warp!
*Giga Bowser comes out and squishes Roy*
Roy: *is dead*
Fred the Spanyard: CHUPLY CHUP RAY OF CHUPLY CHUPNESS!*fires a large blob of Chup at Giga Bowser*
Giga Bowser: *is also dead*

Why is everyone dying? Who will be next? Will this ever en*BLOW'D UP!*

Edited by - donotcare95 on 3/21/2004 8:07:48 PM

[Insane Steve]

Roshan: *wakes up* Man, I had this freaky dream, man.
Roy: (Firstly, I'm not a man; secondly, you reiterated the word "man"; thirdly, what was the dream; fourthly, why am I talking in a convuluted run-on sentence?)
Roshan: It was freaky, man.
Roy: *rolls freakishly large eyes*
Roshan: I remember that you were talking mostly in English, and then you got squished by Giga Bowser, and then everything blew up.
Roy: (Yep, typical Roshan. I suppose you didn't summon Giga Bowser, either?)
Roshan: NO! ... Wait... I think I did, actually.
*Giga Bowser suddenly appears out of nowhere and squishes Roy, killing him instantly.*
Roshan: Wait, is this going to be like that one movie where the guy wakes up and then the same thing happens over and over again?
Steve: No. *runs*

--------MEANWHILE--------

Hell, a.k.a. Flint, Michigan
3:17 P.M. (5 seconds later)
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JAC

Steve: Stop that. *Kidney punches typist*

...

Wait. I typed that.

Death: Welcome back to Fli--- I mean... whatever.
Roy: (Great, it happened again.)
Death: And I have enough quarters for now.
Roy: (BAH.) *puts away quarter*

--------MEANWHILE---------

Whertrer ths stryoi iss
123"10 A,Mm

Steve: Yes, that'll teach that typist to not waste the bandwidth here.

Roshan: Now what?
Fred: Well, we have a couple options. First being to just wait here for about 10 minutes and Roy will be back pretty instantly. Or, we can just go now and he'll take about 12. Your call.
xXx: See? I am being written into these posts.
-_-: :P
The Anti-Everything: I hate everything.
Steve: What are YOU doing here? *shoves T A-E into brain* Back you go.

--------MEAnWHILE--------

Flint
3:21 P.M.

Roy: (Well then.) *idea*

*Roy vomits up the ping-pong ball*

Death: OoOOOooo ShInY

Roy: (That worked nicely.) *leaves*

--------MEANWHILE--------

That one place
Some time

Bill: Right about... NOW.
Roy: (Back.)
Fred: Right. You owe me 10 bucks.
RoshEn: *grumble* *Gives Fred 10 bucks*
Giga Bowser: ... I'm still here. *Steps on Roy again, killing him again*
Roshan: This is going nowhere.

Is this going nowhere?
Will I ever include more than 4 characters in any of my posts here?
What will I do with those 75 Whoopie Cushions I got in California?

...
Erm...

Will Giga Bowser ever stop stepping on Roy?
Will Death ever overcome his obsession with shiny things?
WILL YOU ALL REMEMBER TO PUT FREAKIN' PARENTHESES AROUND EVERYTHING ROY SAYS SO THAT HE ISN'T TALKING IN ENGLISH?

*ahem*. FIND OUT SOME TIME ON

BORED (insert Roman Numeral of your liking here)

~I.S.~

[TEM]

Roy: *Distracts Death with shiny object again* (Hey! Look at me not talking English, though it is odd that I would think in English too.)

()_(): I'll kill you good!

Giga Bowser: ROOAR! No I will!

()_(): Well we can't have any competition now can we?

G. Bowser: Who is "we"?

(Roy runs back to Japan)

left (): Me.

right (): And me.

._0: Only one of my eyes are alive.

G. Bowser: Wait a second, Roy got away!

(Roy is yards away from the USA-Japan border)

Roy: (I can make it, I'm almost there!) *SPLooSH*

()_(): Fool, haven't you ever heard of the Pacific Ocean?

(G. Bowser sinks to the bottom and ()_() short circuits upon entering the water)

Roy: (Yay! I can stay in the USA now! The greatest country in the world!)

(Every One recites National Anthem)

TEM: God Bless the USA!

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/24/2004 5:46:02 PM

[Insane Steve]

Roy: (That's nice, where am I now?)
Random Guy: You're in California, dude!
Roy: (AAAAH!) *runs into Pacific Ocean*

--------MEANWHILE--------

Roshan: That's nice, where's he now?
Bill: Judging by that loud scream I just heard, probably in California.
Roshan: And we are in...
Fred: Japan.
Homer Simpson: D'OH!

--------MEANWHILE--------

Roy: (Now where am I?)
Other Random Guy: You're in Oregon.
Roy: (AAAAAAH!) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*

--------MEANWHILE--------

Fred: And now he just left Oregon.

--------MEANWHILE--------

Roy: (Now where?)
Third Random Guy: Washington.
Roy: (AAAAAH!)
MEANWHILE Sign Operator: Uh uh. I'm not letting you jump into the ocean again. I need a break, man.
Roy: (BAH!)
Octothorpe Sign Guy: Yes! Here's my chance.

#####################################

Fred: And Washington. Although I can't figure out why I didn't hear water.

#####################################

Roy: (Meh, Washington isn't quite as bad as the other two. I think. I'll stay here for a while. I guess.)
Scaz: There you are! *loads shotgun*
Roy: (Is EVERYTHING out to kill me?)
Steve: Pretty much, yes.
Roy: (AAAAAH!) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*

#####################################

Fred: And now he's in Northern Canada.
Roshan: How exactly do you know this?
Bill: He's psycho.

...

RoshEn: Don't you mean "psychic"? *burp*
Bill: No.

#########--

MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Ok, that looks horrible.
Octothorpe Sign Guy: I'll kill you!
MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Let's go, [explitive]!

*They begin fighting*

Vergule Sign Guy: ... I'm up now?

////////////////////////////////////////

Giga Bowser: Hahaha!
()_(): We cannot lose.
Giga Bowser: Wait, aren't we underwater?
()_(): ... Crap.

*both drown*

////////////////////////////////////////

Roy: (Now I don't even want to know where I'm at.)

Where is Roy now?
When will he find the rest of the group?
Who will emerge victorious? MEANWHILE Sign Guy or Octothorpe Sign Guy?
Who here actually knows what an "octothorpe" is?
What kind of stupid name is "octothorpe", anyways?

FIND OTU EVENTUALLY ON BORED WHATEVER!

Otu: You'll never find me!

~I.S.~

[WarpRattler]

*RoshEn finds Otu*
Otu: Hey! I wasn't supposed to be found!
RoshEn: Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Otu: Well, look at Insane Steve's post. *points towards the end of it* See?
Insane Steve doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

[Chupperson Weird]

RoshEn: I REPEAT MYSELF BECAUSE I ATE RADIOACTIVE BACON AND I REPEAT MYSELF BECAUSE I ATE RADIOACTIVE BACON AND I REPEAT MYSELF BECAUSE I ATE RADIOACTIVE BACON AND I --

Roshan: *knocks RoshEn out cold*

Roy: (Mmmm, I want some.) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*

Insane Steve Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!

Roshan Doll: Prepare to die!

00boo: darn it who wrote this horrible script

Roshan 13: I did. *evil grin*

Roshan: Hey! I thought I exterminated all of you clones back in episode 63*!

Roshan 13: All but me, and...

Evil Roshan: Me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Roshan 13: And with the help of That One Guy, I have resurrected an army of clone Roshans to conquer the world!!!11!!1oneoneeleven

U "F" O: j00 r t3h 1337 h4x0r d00d

--------MEANWHILE--------

Vergule Sign Guy: Hey, I'm on sign duty while those two morons duke it out.

CW: Oh yeah. Go for it.

////////////////////////////////////////

Return Roshan: Fly like Eagle! Kill like Leopard!

Roshan: Wait. I thought Return Roshan was me.

CW: Now where's the fun in that?

PosernatorST: *plants a bomb on set*

RoshEn: Hmm... what *is* that delightful aroma?

MMM: Hit the deck!

*everyone begins pounding on the deck*

Deck: OW!

Bomb: *BLOW'D UP*

*the set blows up, revealing a filming location of Tucson, AZ!*

Homer Simpson: D'OH!

Roy: (AAAAH!) *runs out of Pacific Ocean, away from Homer*

////////////////////////////////////////

Otu: Great. What am I supposed to do now?

////////////////////////////////////////

That One Guy: So, you help me take over the West Northeast and then we can eat GREAR PIE at McGregor's.

Docter Luigi: Okay, run that past me one more time.

////////////////////////////////////////

McGregor: Wait, who am I again?

--------MEANWHILE--------

CW: Hold up. I thought Meanwhile Sign Guy and Octothorpe Sign Guy were still fighting.

MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Nah, I layed the smackethdown on him.

Octothorpe Sign Guy: YOU DID NOT! NYA! NANNY-NANNY-BOO-BOO!!!

#####################################

MEANWHILE Sign Guy: ARRRGH!!

--------MEANWHILE--------

Scaz: Where is that lovely orange creature? I wish to make a rug out of his skin!

Roy: (AAAAHHHH!H!!!!11!1)

Roshan: How the heck did he get "1"s in his speech?

CW: ...*Runs*â„¢

Grear: GREAR GREAR!

Shotoka: SHOTOKA SHOTOKA!

Mega Man X: Hadouken! *Hadoukens*

Scaz: AUGH!

Roshan: What, was this the every-character-from-every-Bored-post-EVAR post?

CW: More like the every-character-I-could-think-of-off-the-top-of-my-head post.

Roshan: Ah. Well, that clears that up.

CW: It was also the first post in this show where I felt like it was a true BORED post.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF OTU?
DO WE REALLY CARE?
WAS THIS THE FIRST TRUE bored POST BY CW?
WHAT WILL THE ALLEGED "GOOD GUYS" DO ABOUT THE NEW CLONE ROSHAN ARMY, IF ANYTHING?
ANYTHING??
ANYTHING???
Roshan: Likely not. Ooo, look! Game Shows!


*Disclaimer: The "episode" number is entirely fictional.
â„¢ is a trademark of Insane Steve. Used without permission.

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[TEM]

._0: Hey whose that anime looking dude runnig up here?

@_@: Hold on. (drip,drop)

o_o: Now that I can see let me look, it's an anime looking dude.

Roy: ‚¿â€šå‚Á‚ƁA‚±â€šê‚ç‚̐l‚ÍŽŽ‚݁AŽE‚»â€š¤â€šÆ‚µâ€šÄ‚¢â€šé!

@_o: Uh, think something and I'll ESP it from you. (Roof busts in)

Conjunctalator: Whablagafla!

The Anti-Citrus: Eat Potato!(The Anti-Citrus potatoes ._0 and @_@)

Weird Dude: Stop right there you villians!(Calls Citrus Man on chestnut phone)

Roy: (I must save these innocent bystanders!)

!!!Weird Dude and Roy combined to make Weiudeoy!!!

Citrus Man: (enters) I'm here!

!!!Weiudoy combined with Citrus Man and created Weiudoyus Man!!!

!!!The Anti-Citrus combined with The Conjunctalator to create The Anti-Cijictor!!!

Weiudoyus Man: I'm four people so I beat you-you-you-you!

The Anti-Cijictor: NOOOOOO!*Blow'd Up*

Weiudoyus Man: That was quite the battle, now you little scamps go home.

The Anti-Citrus and The Conjunctalator flee, to fight another day.







My other signature is a Porsche.

[n/a]

Citrus Man: Okay.

Grear: GREAR GREAR

Potatoe: SHUT UP, WILL YOU?

Grear: No.

Potatoe: Gaaäaaaa! *murglerizes grear*

Grear: GREAR GR-Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...

Wierd Dude: HA! Victory is mine!

Roy: The ocean's cold...

Grear: *murglerizes Roy*

Roy: Aaaaaaaaaäääääaaadaspfoaeghjoif...

Grear: None dare challenge me!

Shokata: I hereby challenge you! Er... I mean... SHOKATA SHOKATA!

Grear: What!? No! This cannot be! *murglerizes shokata*

Shokata: SHOKATA SHO...Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...

Roy: *drowns*

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable

[MadRhetoric]

SHOKOTA: SHOKOTA, HO!

SHOTOKA: I will vanquish you, faker!

SHOKOTA: Faker, you're the faker!

SHOTOKA: 56 HIT COMBO!

SHOKOTA: K.O.!!

MMM: That looks painful.

XXX: Aye, Capp'n.

MMM: and where is Roy now?

XXX: In the pacific ocean, Capp'n.

MMM: Set sail for the Paccy Fic then!

XXX: We're sailing in it, Capp'n.

MMM: Right. Set sail for Libya!

XXX: Aye aye, Capp'n!

MMM: Wait, are we even still in the continuity?

XXX: No clue, Capp'n, but we can always explain it with a dimensional tear!

MMM: Jolly good then!

XXX: I would very much like some jelly, Capp'n.

MMM: I would too. Butler!

BBB: Already have it, sir.

XXX: Mmm...

MMM: I told you to address me as "Capp'n"

XXX: I'm sorry.

MMM: That deserves a flogging. *goes to gather a mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*

XXX: No! Not the angry mob of German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts! AAAAAH! Noo! Please! I beg you!

MMM: *watches as XXX is flogged by the mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*

XXX: Haha! It doesn't matter! You're in a course to nowhere! Roy is currently in his ultimate form, Weiudoyus Man!

MMM: Aaaargh! Stop the flogging. Set course for Arizona. They'll end up there. Trust me.

Is MMM psychic or just really really good looking? I'll leave you to find on... on the next BORED VEE!