Author Topic: Bored â„¢©® (Read 40944 times)

Dairy King · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2004, 07:01:05 PM »

Dave: *wakes from three day nap* What in the name of all that is good and alcoholic is going on here?!
Roy:(Have you actually read any of this?!)
Dave: Uh... No?
Roshan: It's better if you don't...
Roshen: Argh! What are you doing here?!
Steve: Shut up.â„¢

"The Hero''s triumph on Cataclysm''s Eve wins three symbols of virtue. The Master Sword he retrieves, keeping the knights'' line true."

Insane Steve · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2004, 11:10:40 PM »

Steve: Actually, "Shut up" is not â„¢ed; you need the elipsis first. Hence, it is correctly "... Shut up.â„¢"
Dave: Shut up.
Steve: *folds again*

Why is Steve making BORED into a game of Texas Hold 'Em?
Is it because he won 14 dollars today playing it?
Or are there better reasons?
And will the original "Evil" character make an appearance?
Will ANY other characters from the first 3 BOREDs make an appearance?
Why am I talking so much if I folded?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

BORED â„¢©®

~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #32 on:** February 01, 2004, 12:39:04 AM »

â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®â„¢©®

This is ©®@zy.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #33 on:** February 03, 2004, 08:45:05 PM »

RoshEn: MMM POISON
cable: ?!
Socks: hey dude
cable: AAH!
Chupperson: My shoes are dudes.
Shoes: Hey dudes
Socks: Hey
Fat Albert: Hey Hey HEY!
Jimmy: I return.
Vlagranian: No you don't! EYE DEBT LAZARZ!!
Ghost of Christmas: MUAHAHAHA Another victim!
Jimmy: NOOOO!!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

n/a · « **Reply #34 on:** February 03, 2004, 08:57:18 PM »

I am prepared to argue to the death that Fat Albert does not exist, and *cough* furthermore, I dispute the fact that he was mentioned in the above post, and evenfurthermore, I deny ever thinking anything about him, because he does not exist, and therefore does not deserve to be posted, thunk about, noticed, denyed, or mentioned, and I hereby disclaim all or anything that has anything to do with the non-existent Fat Albert.

I deny it all.

I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2004, 09:24:07 PM »

Vlagranian: Oops, I accidently sliced this penny in half with my laser vision...

RoshEn: Pennies?! WHERE?! *GLOMP*

* Deezer is glomped

All the kids: YAY HALF A PENNIES!

The President: *registers new denomination of currency*

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2004, 04:30:09 AM »

A Link to the Past: I sense a disturbance in the Triforce.

Porkchop John: Sorry...

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2004, 09:13:55 PM »

Vlagranian: Oh no! My powers are fading! I....must...have...cheese.... WURGHNESS. There is no cheese.

XXX: I have some Nacho Cheesier Doritos...

Vlagranian: *inhales Doritos bag* What? Its empty!

XXX: Sorry... I was hungry..

Vlagranian: Fool! You are no longer my right hand!

XXX: Noo!

Vlagranian: I'm demoting you to big-toe.

XXX: NOOOO!!

Vlagranian: and furthermore, MMM becomes my righthand. He's just so sexy. *Uses Pick-me-up on MMM*

MamaMia Mario: Ugh, tastes like Able Juice.

Vlagranian: Shut up, right hand! Now, left index finger, report!

ElzieAnn: Yes, masterlordofallthingshotandsexy?

Vlagranian: I'm in the mood for fondue.

ElzieAnn: Yes, masterohsosexyiwantyousobadlywinkwinknudgenudge

JayResop: I have come to defeat you! Pokeball, go!(I had to do this, Jay hates Pokemon)

Kyle Orlando: KYLE KYLE!

KYLE: KYLE KLYE

GREAR: GREAR GREAR *Grears Grear amount of damage and gains Grear exp.*

KYLE: KYLE KYLE! *explodes*

Jay Resop: Foiled again!

Vlagranian: I want beer in it.

ElzieAnn: Yes, masteriwishyoudgivemesomelovin

Vlagranian: Lasagna! Report!

XXX: But lasagna isn't even a body part.

Vlagranian: It is in my body, fool.

XXX: Sorry, masterewelziehowcouldyoueverwanthim

Vlagranian: LASAGNA? Where are you?

Pac-Man: Sorry, my liege.

Vlagranian: BETTER. I want a hot woman, and now. Hop to it!

ElzieAnn: Um, masterimopenpleasetakemeimdonewithyourfondue

Elaine: But, lover!

Don't ask me why I decided to make fun of Elzie Ann, she's prime funnyininoid property.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2004, 09:31:55 PM »

Political advisor: Do as you wish, you dimheaded nit!

Vlagranian: Speak not, left thumbnail!

George: I'm just some random guy here for fun, yay.

marioguy: Yay yay YAY!

jon: Yay yay YAY!

Vlagranian: Status, left pinky!

Shotoka: SHOTOKA SHOTOKA!

Vlagranian: I said LEFT pinky!

U "F" O: That's all I get to be in this story? What a gyp.

The Hockey Players from Mars: STICK UPSIDE THE HEAD!

Chupperson: *sticks a hockey player's head upside* There, that should hold for at least two days.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

n/a · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2004, 11:02:34 PM »

DIE FAT ALBERT DIE!!!

I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #40 on:** February 07, 2004, 11:32:37 PM »

Lizard Dude: He's not dead, he's just electroencephalographically challenged.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

TEM · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2004, 12:56:59 PM »

The EnD of the FACES!!! LAST CHP.

X_X: I EAT YOU ALL!

And in one super human multi-directional leap and ginormous bite, he did indeed eat EVERYONE.

X_X: Yummy, finally my endless appetite for flesh is quenched, and now I can go to that place where dreams come true.
(Cue Song of Healing from LoZ: MM)
Zombie then rolled over and died a peaceful, content death.

THE end.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/8/2004 10:59:19 AM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2004, 02:02:55 PM »

I love the forums.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

TEM · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2004, 03:36:03 PM »

I love poodle skirts.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2004, 03:02:34 PM »

News bulletin: Bored is now patented.

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