/ / FINAL BATTLLE Part 2 / /
(Cue Neodammerung)
C% The music played to the Neo vs. Smith battle in Revolutions %C
The monsterous titans of alloy, glass, and hula skirt rose up into the air a good 500 feet, hoverers blasting to full power.
Neo made the first offensive move.
He busted straight through the ****pit of his bot like a gunshot, except faster, and flew straight towards the robot hula dancer, knowing that he would have a better chance fighting hand-to-hand.
Weird Dude's bot top-spun in place and shot the straw from its skirt.
They rocketed towards Neo who U-turned at Mach 2 and flew the other way out running the missles, which fizzled out and dropped into the water.
They each blew up in turn causing temporary upside-down waterfalls to pour up into the sky.
Weird Dude then jumped from the escape hatch in the top of his machine in the direction of Captain Tenille's hover pad.
He missed.
But he hooked one of the guardrails with his left foot and tipped the craft over, spilling out the captain, then it righted itself and Weird Dude landed inside.
He realized that Neo was coming back in his direction like a bullet, so he grabbed his stationary robot's heel, swung it over his shoulder like a bat and sledge hammered Neo straight in front of the Senate Square.
Weird Dude voomed over in the hover machine and jumped infront of Neo who was just getting up from his little tumble.
Neo: Shall we dance?
Neo suddenly recovered, jumped up, grabbed Weird Dude, and flung him into a nearby tree snapping it in two.
Weird Dude got up and sent a razor from someone's house after Neo's face, but a well placed karate punch shattered it to metallic dust.
He then rushed toward Weird Dude deciding he was done messing around. Weird Dude then leaped into the air and pounded Neo into the ground into like a stake with the giant cartoon mallet he summoned from seemingly nowhere.
He then rushed off into the Senate building.
Neo burst from the earth and flew through the columns in the front of the building, collapsing it.
C% "Senate building" a real building in Helsinki %C
Weird Dude stood in the middle of it, miraculously, unharmed.
Weird Dude was sweating bullets now.
There was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.
Neo latched on to Weird Dude with kung fu grip and flew up past the clouds and threw Weird Dude straight down.
Some how, one of the most unlikely things happened, he landed straight on Neo's leather lounging chair at the helm of Neo's bot.
WD looked up and saw Neo soaring straight down at him well beyond the speed of mach 2.
Then Weird Dude had any absolutely brillant idea.
He shot Neo with a stubby black missle to slow Neo down.
He collapsed on top of the black machine and Weird Dude joined him.
WD: Neo this is the real world, you can't fly or aquire super human strength.
Upon hearing this Neo realized it was true, so it became true.
Neo: You forgot something.
Neo pointed down, and Weird Dude noticed that they were standing on top of a giant machine, that Neo had a knack for blowing up, even in the real world.
KA-BAAM.
A frightened resident looked out of her window in time to see the explosion which wasn't huge, but big enough to send a 14 foot wave to the shore from 1/4 of a mile away.
C% This was pretty much the major action post of the entire series %C
//End of Final Battle part 2//
To be contined.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:16:27 PM
