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« on: November 14, 2004, 03:47:54 PM »
 Okay, Mario got stuck in Bowser's machine of torture. luckily it's pretty big so Mario can dodge th torture devices. All you need to do is decide on the torture device and someone else will think of a solution. Kinda like never ending dodge ball but dodge torture.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2004, 07:54:37 PM »
Alright, alright, here's one for you. And it has an easy solution.

Large spikes coat the enclosing walls in a steel pit. This idea is very much like the garbage disposals in the  Star. (Not too original, Ian...)

EDIT: That should say  Star." Dang, why can't I correct that? It's not working, Captain!
EDITv2:    star.
EDITv3: . Why isn't it working???
EDITv4: Appearantly, I'm not allowed to use, err... A synonym for demise. Crazy. The place I've been trying to name is the big Empire battle station in Star Wars. You know what I mean. Man, this is crazy.

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Edited by - Suffix on 11/14/2004 6:03:30 PM

« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2004, 12:16:02 PM »
Yea but while Mario is in the spiked room, he finds a loose tanooki leaf in his pocket!  makes it to a near by pipe, presses b while going down, and turns into rock hard tanooki mario!

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2004, 02:51:01 PM »
Then as mario emerges from the pipe he sees a sea of poisened mushrooms right below him!!!

(Actually the solution for this is easy)

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2004, 05:23:11 PM »
I actually can't think of anything logical! Besides.. A 1-Up , somehow, in his pocket...

« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2004, 02:11:30 PM »
   He quickly takes a starman from his pocket and becomes invincible! Then he grabs all the poisoned mushrooms, and is unaffected by them.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2004, 07:34:51 PM »
Now Mario is invincible and it appears that nothing can harm him.  However... several pipes soon open up on the walls and lava begins gushing out, slowing filling the room! (I copied this from that SMB3 episode that I love so much :))

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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2004, 07:07:24 PM »
 Then a feather come down and mario becomes.... SUPER MARIO! with his cape you know. He flys out in to a pipe sticking out of the wall! He LIVES!!!

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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2004, 07:09:52 PM »
 This is getting good!!! I love all your torture devices!! Keep it up! Your doing great!

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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2004, 07:12:21 PM »
 Well when he gets out in the exit (he's still in the machine, out of the pipe) he is on a court and all these spiky balls come flying out at him endlessly! DODGEBALL!!!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2005, 09:34:41 PM »
He grabs one of his bats from SSB, and whacks the dodgeballs back at the machine that's throwing them. However, that only made the machine mad, and now it's about to stomp Mario!!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2005, 05:21:40 PM »
Then suddenly Paper Yoshi unfolds out of Mario's pocket, whistles and then a herd of Yoshis comes in and tramples the machine to bits and pieces.

« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2005, 03:00:46 PM »
But then a metal claw grabs him. A lazer is aimed at him, he's about to be crushed by a giant spiked ball, and is about to get a bottle gallons worth of the most toxic liquid fluid in the galaxy.
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2005, 11:55:24 PM »
But since he is caped Mario, when the laser hits him, he doesn't die...he just shrinks back to normal Mario.  Plus, for about one second after shrinking he flashes in and out and is invincible...he uses this time to slip through the metal claws, thereby avoiding both the spiked ball of doom and the spray of corrosive liquid.  To avoid being grabbed again by the claw, he dashes through the nearest door, and to his surprise it slams shut behind him and locks tightly.  A big machine at one end of the room starts rapidly pumping all out the air out of the room, and Mario feels as though he is about to explode from the lethal drop in air pressure.

« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2005, 12:17:35 AM »
But then Wario drives in the room in his Kart from MK64, complete with 3 balloons. Mario pops them, and they are filled with-- helium! Helium makes the mechansisms explode, and he's safe! However, Wario comes rushing at him, and...

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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2005, 12:39:54 AM »
....and Wario throws him into the next room.
In there Mario meets..... LUIGI who got stuck in here to but with a power flower but then...
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2005, 04:46:54 PM »
...suddenly when Mario runs to rescue Luigi, the room starts to shake and King Wart breaks through the ceiling and has orders from Bowser to kill Mario. Suddenly, if things could get any worse, it wsn't really Luigi and he pulls off the mask to revile Birdo!!! What will happen next!?!
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« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2005, 04:49:27 PM »
Then a claw comes down from the roof and snatches the powerflower away! (Bowser sure spent a lot of time on this machine!)

Edited by - Rookie on 2/5/2005 5:26:37 AM

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« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2005, 05:54:10 PM »
Wario charges at Mario, Birdo shoots an Egg at Mario and Wart spews a barrage of...whatever it is that Wart spews.  Mario leaps into the air above Wario, the egg and the vomit.  He lands on the egg in mid-air, and immeditely bounces off, allowing him to jump extremely high...high enough to reach the claw on the ceiling.  Wario can't slow down quickly enough and crashes into Birdo.  Both fall to the ground and are covered in Wart's vomit.  Mario performs a meteor smash on the claw, which releases the flower, then falls from the ceiling and crushes Wart.  Mario grabs the flower in the air, does a brilliant but completely unnecessary series of flips, and lands gracefully on the ground.

Unfortunately, Mario now realizes that he was tricked!  The flower is not a power flower at all...it is a poisonous weed.  The poison seeps into Mario's skin simply from his holding the weed, and he'll die in a matter of minutes unless he finds an antidote!

Edited by - Hirocon on 2/4/2005 3:56:50 PM

« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2005, 07:41:11 PM »
Then after he falls to the ground, deep in the flower's trance, All of his enimies that were their run at him but Birdo falls making them all trip and fall onto the flower, being put into it's trance. Then suddenly the real owner of the flower, a steaming mad wiggler runs in!
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