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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3165 on: April 23, 2009, 12:20:24 PM »
Saint George turns out not to have technically existed.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3166 on: April 23, 2009, 12:28:29 PM »
A child is born to a couple in Paris, Texas, and they name him St. George.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3167 on: April 23, 2009, 05:58:26 PM »
Baby St. George becomes the victim of another dead baby joke.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #3168 on: April 27, 2009, 02:39:31 AM »
Al Gore fronts a campaign to ban dead baby jokes.
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3169 on: April 27, 2009, 09:11:49 AM »
Al Gore is gored by Al.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #3170 on: April 27, 2009, 11:38:42 AM »
Al is used to destroy the world by Doctor Wily.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3171 on: April 27, 2009, 11:43:30 AM »
Doctor Wily loses to Dr. Robotnik in a wrestling match.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3172 on: April 27, 2009, 12:37:31 PM »
Dr. Robotnik is destroyed by 4Kids.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3173 on: April 27, 2009, 12:53:31 PM »
4Kids is destroyed by SatAM's Dr. Ivo Robotnik's nukes...again.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3174 on: April 27, 2009, 01:15:45 PM »
Obama politely suggests that Dr. Robotnik get rid of his nukes.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3175 on: April 27, 2009, 01:19:42 PM »
Bowser throws a nuclear Bob-omb at Obama.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3176 on: April 27, 2009, 01:26:58 PM »
Obama deflects it with his own fist, then gets Bowser to disarm through peaceful diplomacy.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

dc804

« Reply #3177 on: April 27, 2009, 03:11:00 PM »
Obama makes a religious joke and people with Obsessive Compulsive Religion Disorder (religious people who are INSANE over their belief of religion) throw him out.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #3178 on: April 27, 2009, 03:48:38 PM »
Insane religious people battle to the death with insane atheist people. Both groups are annihilated and the only survivor is Bill (some deist guy).
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3179 on: April 27, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »
God pokes Bill in the eye just to prove him wrong.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse
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