Author Topic: What If?... (Read 16141 times)

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2005, 05:16:09 AM »

Then it would be creepy.

What if Mario got into hang-gliding?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2005, 07:29:31 AM »

Then mario wouldn't have to swim.

What if Mario had 100 arms?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2005, 08:12:42 AM »

He'd be very freakitated.

What if dogs could talk?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2005, 08:56:31 AM »

Then humans could bark.

What if Mario worked out by lifting weights?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Markio · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2005, 10:24:58 AM »

Then he would become a superficial jerk.

What if aliens disguised themselves as keyboards?

The Almighty Voice · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:23:38 AM »

Then none of us would be here. *ACK*! My keyboard! It's gone nuts! SAVE YOUR-AAAAAAAA!
*Dusts himself off and purchases new keyboard*

What if Mario had a lightsaber?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:32:52 AM »

Then he would be like BIZOWWWW and Bowser would be all PREOWWWW and they'd be doing all these cool moves with their light sabers and then Bowser would say: "Mario, I'm not your father." And Mario would say: "...Yeah, I know..." and then defeat him.

What if Mario came to our world?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/3/2005 10:33:25 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:43:37 AM »

He would bring war and destruction and send armies of doom across the land to eat our Mario-infected children. Then he would, like, buy a donut or whatever.

Ej'sy ogde Oja, fof m"yntr-sl nu l'rnp stod?

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Markio · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2005, 01:48:28 PM »

Jeso m'id ol;die pntsam j.

What if there is no afterlife?

â€œIâ€™m wearing my anti-gravity pants!â€ â€“NE89

Glorb · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2005, 06:24:03 PM »

Then everybody would make friends with worms, and the Aithiests would be happy.

What if it was called "Deinsoupa auft Maurach Broteinhapfteig" instead of Super Mario Bros.?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2005, 06:47:41 PM »

Then everyone would thave to labor day after day, trying to fit that title onto a game box.

What if Mario was a Koopa?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/3/2005 5:50:01 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:53:31 AM »

Then Bowser would be human.

What if you had super speed?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:36:24 AM »

I'd walk faster.

What if Nintendo created a Mario robot capable of strong AI?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Glorb · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:55:02 AM »

They would put it to work in the Nintendo acid mines.

What if Mario was a German alien?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:19:06 AM »

Luigi would be very sad.

What if Toad blew himself up with a time bomb?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy