Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438782 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2520 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:56:09 AM »

Then he died because the punch was too much for his decrepit body to handle; this, of course, made Batman very sad.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2521 on:** October 05, 2009, 04:21:57 PM »

Batman shouted out a big "NO" that made Darth Vader's sound like a fly's heartbeat.

Weegee · « **Reply #2522 on:** October 05, 2009, 05:13:52 PM »

My last threee comments in this thread were posted under the mistaken impression that this was Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors... Whoops. Anyways,

At that very moment, Turtlekid's avatar rushed into the Batcave and threw up all over the carpet.

Dr. Echidna · « **Reply #2523 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:54:40 PM »

The vomit froze in midair, because now that Global Warming had been destroyed, the Ice Age was free to unleash its wrath upon the world.

Shroomy95 · « **Reply #2524 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:29:38 PM »

At that very moment the universe imploded on itself causing the story to reset; one day Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad...AWW F*** IT, EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE DIED, THE END!

Weegee · « **Reply #2525 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:43:32 PM »

After Shroomy95 was banned for never making a single useful contribution to the board, Turtlekid's avatar received a SEVERE scolding.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2526 on:** October 10, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »

The Ice Age had to be stopped.

Weegee · « **Reply #2527 on:** October 10, 2009, 04:15:07 PM »

There was only one person who they could call:

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2528 on:** October 10, 2009, 05:32:49 PM »

Sadly, Chuck Norris had died not five minutes earlier, so the earth had to settle for a demon-possessed Tickle-Me-Elmo doll.

Shroomy95 · « **Reply #2529 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:23:19 PM »

But as we all know, Chuck norris can NEVER die because it is physically impossible, rendering the previous sentence pointless.

P.S. F*** you, weegee

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2530 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:35:56 PM »

Shroomy95 died for being an ass to Weegee; furthermore, Elmo unleashed a Harlem beatdown on Ice Age.

Shroomy95 · « **Reply #2531 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:23:55 AM »

Then Shroomy95 revived himself with the almighty power of the 1-UP, killed PaperLuigi and Weegee, and left this tread, never to be seen again.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2532 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:33:13 AM »

Everyone rejoiced.

Weegee · « **Reply #2533 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:41:30 AM »

PaperLuigi and Weegee's sould were at ease, knowing that they had sacrificed themselves for a worthy cause.

Dr. Echidna · « **Reply #2534 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:43:37 AM »

Unfortunately, everyone had spent so much time arguing with each other, that Elmo had gotten bored and sided with the Ice Age, which, of course, presented another problem.