Author Topic: The Mario improv (Read 15262 times)

Khold · « **on:** December 15, 2005, 07:52:07 PM »

Welcome to the Mario improv! On your first post, say something among the story ALONG with your character. That way I can keep characters updated AND not mess up the story.

~Characters~
Peach: Khold
Wario: PaperLuigi
Toad: MattC13
Glorb: ...Glorb ::)
Luigi: Luigi Simpson
Goomba: ledzepplinrocks
Mario: Aarom11
Waluigi: Aarom11

Khold · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2005, 07:55:15 PM »

Peach- Oh my gosh! Who would've thought there would be a treasure map back behind Toadsworth's bed! And, is this located in ROUGEPORT?!? Oh, I'v always wanted to go back there! I sure hope Mario and Luigi are up for it... I'm going to call up Mario right now!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2005, 03:42:48 PM »

Wario: *spying on Peach* Hmmmmm. Looks like Peach found a treasure map! I hope it's a quadruple meat triple cheese baccon bit bypass deluxe! Yummmmm.....ah, crap. I just drooled all over my shirt.

MattC13 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2005, 09:00:18 AM »

Toad: Hello Peach, hello Wario. Anyway, if your going on a treasue hunt, then I'm coming too! I can find it in 40 seconds!

Glorb · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:29:48 AM »

Glorb - I can find it in 39.5 seconds! Even if it doesn't exit!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2005, 04:33:47 PM »

Wario: Too late, already did! Hmmmmmm...it's just some crappy Grail with the words holy on it. Might as well toss it out.

Khold · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:02:23 AM »

Uhh, I think you need to lay off the garlic, Wario. Anyways, I think Mario is missing! I called him a while ago, and he didnt's answer! I'm so scared! Hasn't anyone seen him around? I hope he's okay... oh well. I'm going to give Toadsworth a call, so he can take us over to Rougeport. Who knows? Mabey he left without me! >:(

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2005, 01:13:22 AM »

Luigi: Don't worry, Princess, I'll take you to Rogueport. Besides, I'm meeting Daisy there.

MattC13 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2005, 06:49:14 AM »

Toad: I'm coming! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Khold · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:36:35 PM »

Uh, okay. But, how do we know the X-Nauts aren't still there?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2005, 08:07:03 PM »

Wario: I ate a few of those X-Nauts, and they ran of screaming, "Help, a shapeless blob just ate Jerry!" Wonder who they were talking about?

Khold · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2005, 04:31:22 PM »

Um, I think we should just leave Wario here. If we take him, he will be eating everyone!...AND TAKING ALL THE MUSHROOMS!!! *shivers*

Hm, let's see... Does anyone know how to jump really high and break bricks? It looks like there might be something in the brick block over there. If only Mario was here! Besides, this Goomba keeps on pushing me around! How do you again? Oh yeah! Stomp on their heads right? But how...

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2005, 04:46:10 PM »

Goomba: I don't got all day, lady.

Khold · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2005, 06:32:33 PM »

Oh my... Get off of me, stupid rotten mushroom!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2005, 06:48:58 PM »

Wario: Nooooo! I promiss I won't eat anyone! *urp* Hey, you don't think Luigi will be mad at me for eating him, do you?

Khold · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2005, 10:00:57 PM »

But Luigi is standing right there!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2005, 09:37:06 PM »

Wario: Ahhh, crap! I guess I ate Mario.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2005, 10:24:51 PM »

Luigi: No, you just ate a piece of bread that was going to Mr. Face. He's gonna be pretty mad...

HolyAarom · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2005, 11:36:54 PM »

Mario:Oh no!!! Here he comes!

Waluigi:He's really mad!

Can I be both Mario and Waluigi PLEASSSSSEEEE?!?!?!

Khold · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2005, 11:50:39 PM »

Whoa! Mario came out of nowhere! Where were you? ...Saving another princess?!? And to think that Mario would rescue someone else! I thought we had something special!!!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2005, 11:54:54 PM »

Mario:No. A Koopa Troopa was trapped in that evil bread.

Waluigi:I helped Mario save him!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2005, 11:36:40 AM »

Wario: And I helped eat him. *Ughhhh* I don't feel so good.....BLEGHHHH!!!!! *barfs all over Mario*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2005, 11:41:03 AM »

Mario: That's so gross! *punches Wario in the stomach, who pukes up Bowser*

Wario: How'd that get in there?

Can I be Mr.Melee? As hisself? Me!?!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2005, 06:42:40 PM »

I'm Mario.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:36:06 PM »

Wario: And I'm-a Wario!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #25 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:45:28 PM »

No, I'm saying this because Mr. Melee was Mario.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #26 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:33:14 PM »

I know. I just thought it would be funny to say.

HolyAarom · « **Reply #27 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:41:35 PM »

Mario: Who was that just talking?

Waluigi:Some members of a forum.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #28 on:** December 23, 2005, 11:23:15 PM »

Luigi: I'm sick of these forum people controlling our every move! Let's rebel against them!!!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #29 on:** December 24, 2005, 10:44:12 AM »

Is it alright if I'm in the story? If so...

Mr.Melee: They're coming!!

All: CHARGE!!!!!! *Wario comes and starts eating random members, Mario and the rest close their eyes and attack*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 24, 2005, 11:27:04 AM »

Wario: Hey, Mr. Melee is moving me around with his mind-powers!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #31 on:** December 24, 2005, 11:36:49 AM »

Mr.Melee: He's almost too fat! *throws Wario off a cliff, only to be tackled by Mario*

Mario: Its-a me, your eliminator!!

The rest start destroying others, but PaperLuigi, Aarom11, and Luigi Simpson fend them off.

HolyAarom · « **Reply #32 on:** December 24, 2005, 05:56:42 PM »

Mario:Aarom 11 gives us free will.

Waluigi:Do not destroy him!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #33 on:** December 24, 2005, 05:58:28 PM »

Cop-out!

PaperLuigi: Get the traitor!

Mr.Melee: Get off me Mario! *punches Mario and helps others fend off the menace*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #34 on:** December 24, 2005, 09:37:36 PM »

Hey, I'm PaperLuigi!

PL: Get the traitor!

(All is well.) XD

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #35 on:** December 25, 2005, 05:29:56 PM »

Luigi: To tell you the truth, I don't want to fight these guys. They're weak.

Khold · « **Reply #36 on:** December 25, 2005, 08:09:58 PM »

Peach: Oh, no! What has happened to The Mushroom Kingdom?!? Everyone has gone insane!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #37 on:** December 26, 2005, 03:10:37 AM »

Luigi: Meh, whatever. Let's hold a Mario Party!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #38 on:** December 26, 2005, 07:55:15 AM »

Mr.Melee: Me first! *races to Gamecube.*

Khold · « **Reply #39 on:** December 26, 2005, 02:28:54 PM »

* Peach hits number block.

Sweet! I'm first!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #40 on:** December 26, 2005, 03:52:34 PM »

Mario:I got 11 on the dice block so I'm first!

Waluigi:I got 10 1/2.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #41 on:** December 26, 2005, 04:00:12 PM »

Wario: Uh..I got a 14! No, a 0! A .5? Nuhhh......I CAN'T COUNT!!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #42 on:** December 26, 2005, 05:31:26 PM »

Luigi: I don't know quite how, but I got a -236. Hey, I found a hidden block! A Star? Boo-yah!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #43 on:** December 26, 2005, 05:34:42 PM »

Mario: Lucky You! I'll trade you 20 coins!

Waluigi-(Busy eating)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #44 on:** December 26, 2005, 07:49:38 PM »

Luigi: Sure! Oh, it's my turn to roll! A 6! Hmm... that takes me to a Toad called Joe!
Joe: Do you want a Star?
Luigi: Sure, why not?
Mario: Hey, I was only one space away!
Joe: I'm feeling generous. Have ten Stars!
Mario: *Enraged*
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, number one!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** December 26, 2005, 08:37:41 PM »

Wario: Is it okay if I trade in all 123 of my stars for food? That's great! Hold on...how'd I end up in 4th place? I was in first a second ago......

Khold · « **Reply #46 on:** December 26, 2005, 08:39:54 PM »

* Peach takes off toad outfit

Sucker! Haha, now I have 123 stars!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #47 on:** December 26, 2005, 09:05:13 PM »

Luigi in Iggy Koopa disguise: Would you like to give your Stars to charity, or will I have to bash you and steal them?

Glorb · « **Reply #48 on:** December 27, 2005, 02:29:37 PM »

Glorb: Too late, suckas! My stars now! *eats stars* Hahahahaha! I now possess the stars and can turn into a level 98624 thing!

bobman37 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 27, 2005, 03:24:32 PM »

Some random dude offa the street: Hey, Peach! You just reminded me! *goes to play DDR:Ultramix 2 on the song 321 stars*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** December 27, 2005, 04:24:46 PM »

Wario: Mmmmmm...I just ate my own legs guys! What's this red stuff gushing out like- ACK! *Dead*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #51 on:** December 27, 2005, 09:15:45 PM »

Mr.Melee: *throws some fireballs at Glorb, and it cheaply works* Wow! No one ever tries the cheap attacks! And they work!!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #52 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:03:47 AM »

Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*

Glorb · « **Reply #53 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:21:14 AM »

Hey, that's not Wario's blood, it's mine! I'll take that! *takes that* Now I can't be hurt by cheap fireballs, because...uh...because I said so.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #54 on:** December 29, 2005, 12:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Luigi Simpson on December 29, 2005, 03:03:47 AM

Luigi: Hmm... this sandwich tastes nice. Say, what are you eating, Ghost Wario?
Wario: A jam-filled donut! The red stuff keeps gushing out!
Luigi: Uh... that's your blood.
Wario: Ah, not again. *Dies again*

Hey, I'm Wario!

EDIT: I apologize for gettin' so angry early. However, I'm just wondering why Wario is so popular for grabs.

Glorb · « **Reply #55 on:** December 29, 2005, 05:54:51 PM »

Glorb: That's eight days in the scorpion box!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #56 on:** December 29, 2005, 08:20:31 PM »

Mr.Melee: I'm the referee, so it must be Mario Ice Hockey time!!!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:00:07 PM »

Wario: Grrrr...okay. Bring it on, Luigi Simpson!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #58 on:** December 29, 2005, 11:50:44 PM »

Wairo: No, don't! I'm really his incorrectly spelt alter ego, Wairo!
Luigi: Say, Mario, where's my Christmas present?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** December 30, 2005, 05:30:08 PM »

Wario: Hey, put it there, Wairo! Hmmm......say, you sure look a lot like someone I know. I just can't put my finger on it. I know he has a crooked 'stache and a yellow hat with a "W" on it....I know! You're Yoshi's clone, aren't you!

MattC13 · « **Reply #60 on:** December 30, 2005, 09:47:24 PM »

Toad: Who give me the drugs?

Glorb · « **Reply #61 on:** January 03, 2006, 06:34:16 PM »

I will...NOT! I shall keep the drugs, for now. To the Glorbmobile! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, Glorbman!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #62 on:** January 06, 2006, 07:31:55 PM »

Mr.Melee: No drugs on the field. 2 min. in penalty box!!

Glorb · « **Reply #63 on:** January 07, 2006, 04:39:28 PM »

Glorb: Ha! Ha! Ha! ... HA!

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #64 on:** January 07, 2006, 05:01:02 PM »

Bigluigifan1.0: Hey, no laughing on my lawn!!

MattC13 · « **Reply #65 on:** January 07, 2006, 09:25:48 PM »

Toad: Maybe drugs are not good for you.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #66 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:22:51 PM »

Mr.Melee: /Really?/ *blows whistle* Timeout!

Glorb · « **Reply #67 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:51:33 PM »

Glorb: *blows whistle* Time down! Or up, or in, or whatever.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #68 on:** January 10, 2006, 06:07:45 PM »

Mr.Melee: Who wants to play SSBM? I'm the virtual Mario w/ his original suit!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #69 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:37:38 PM »

*Goomba walks in*
Goomba: SSBM? Sounds intruiguing! I'll be...me! A goomba!

Khold · « **Reply #70 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:52:32 PM »

Luigi: Show us your moves, Goomba!

* Luigi gets into a break down stance

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #71 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:56:26 PM »

Peach: Wow, Peach and I must've swapped bodies.

*Tries stomping Goomba, but can't, because Peach (really Luigi) doesn't have any stomping boots.

Peach: Dang.

*Goomba walks at Peach*

Peach: Eeek!

Glorb · « **Reply #72 on:** January 11, 2006, 11:15:11 AM »

Glorb: All right, Goomba. *pulls out a revolver and fires at him* I know what you're thinking, "did he fire six shots or seven?" To be honest, in all this excitement, I lost count myself. You see, this is a Magnum .48, the most powerful handgun in the world. Now, you just have to ask yourself one question: "Do I fell lucky?". Well, do ya? Punk?

Khold · « **Reply #73 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:08:01 PM »

Excuse me? I might be wrong, but did you just shoot that Goomba?

This is excactly what I'm talking about in The Great Mario Debate!

Goombas and other little defensless creatures have been reduced to little spiders! "Oops, I stepped on a goomba, no big deal." That is very wrong, indeed!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #74 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:15:07 PM »

Luigi: Yeah, I agree. Hey, I'm myself again! Now I don't have to worry about shoes!
Everyone else: o_0
Luigi: What?
Everyone else: o_0

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #75 on:** January 11, 2006, 05:16:11 PM »

Goomba: Hah! Joke's on you! I'm wearing a bulletproof vest...no wait...that's my large intestine sticking out...*collapses*

Glorb · « **Reply #76 on:** January 13, 2006, 07:04:50 PM »

Glorb: NOOOOOOO! He can't be dead! Well, I actually don't care. Who's up for subs?

Goomba: Even though I'm dead, I'm up for subs.

Glorb: Well, you suck, so you don't get any.

Goomba: Bumpkisses!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #77 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:09:29 PM »

Mr.Melee: You're going down, Glorb! SSBM, now!

Crowd: Virtual fight! Virtual fight! Virtual fight!....