Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41985 times)

Pt_Peach · « **on:** January 14, 2006, 12:22:21 AM »

lets start a smash bros melee fanfic that's just as crazy as a melee! it'll be full of melees and situations in the characters lives as well! lets start it! we can write dialouge for any character we want. i think i'd be cool for everything to match up though.

(All the characters enter the super smash stadium)

Announcer: Welcome to the Super Smash Stadium, the new and improved stadium and now females can play here as well!

Peach: Ummmm, announcer guy, why couln't we play here in the first place?

Link: Well first of al...(clapse hand over Link's mouth)

Mario: You'a couldnt play here because of the rough'a...enviorment.

Link: That's no...(Link's mouth is closed again)

Captain Falcon (whispering to Link): It would help if you could keep you big mouth shut before the girls find out the real reason they couldn't come.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2006, 07:19:58 AM »

Yay!
Mr.Melee: This topic reminds me of...
Everyone: Shut up!
Announcer: I see we're ready! 3...2...1...GO!
Mr.Melee (as Mario): No racing buddies here! *punches CF away*

MetalMario · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2006, 08:20:05 AM »

roy steps in
roy: lets see about me joining
enters while doing his charge b attack
blows everone away
roy:ha!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2006, 08:21:34 AM »

Mario: You'll pay for that. *throws a bob-omb at Roy, who gets blown away into space* Wow. That was sort of cheap.

Finally! A reply! XD

MetalMario · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2006, 10:06:12 AM »

roy:although little do you know i have metal box *puts on the metal box* bring it! *takes hit and does not budge*
*gets a pokeball, throws it and it was ho-oh which roast everyone but roy* XD

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2006, 01:47:11 PM »

peach: i'll get you for that! look at my hair and dress!!!! all scorched!!! *starts kicking roy till he can't take it anymore and falls down*

link: wait a minute peach! it's just scorched and anyway, it smash bros melee. it's go back to normal after the fight. show some mercy!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2006, 04:43:13 PM »

Mario: I never show mercy, and if she's-a willing to hit, I'm-a willing to hit back! *charges up a punch and knocks Peach away*

Kojinka · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2006, 06:27:04 PM »

Link: I thought... *is grabbed by Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Say another word and rabid LoZ fans will tear the arena up. *sticks duck tape on Link's mouth and throws him up*
*Mewtwo taunts until Zelda knocks him with the hammer*
Mewtwo: I'm blasting off again! *becomes star*
Zelda: No one messes with Linky-poo except me!

meanwhile.
Peach: Oh, so you wanna play rough, eh, Marikins?
Mario: Please-a, Peach, don't-a ca... *Mario gets wacked with Peach's frying pan*
Peach: *twisted smile* You can bake you own supper tonight.
*Mario wipes lip and finds red on his glove*
Mario: Wait. There's-a no blood on-a Super Smash-a Brothers-a Melee.

Masher101 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2006, 09:07:16 PM »

*fox jumps from arwing, falls in arena with paracute* Link: wow, a drematic entrence. Fox: Uh, did you know peach is about to kick you in the groin? Link: Wha- *kick* AghhhhhHHHhhHHH! Mario: Mama meia, what ever happened to E for everyone?! Fox: Die! *Shoots lazer gun at mario" Mario: uh oh, *jumps over* Ha! *Lazer hits zelda" >BAM< Zelda: AhhhhHHHhh I'm on fire!!!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2006, 09:14:46 PM »

Link (in pain): it was, uh, never, uh, E for everyone

Fox: yep, it's rated T for teen but not this kinda violence!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2006, 04:38:04 PM »

Mario: *punches Peach and throws her off the stage, then does the same for GiftedGirl's character* Too rough yet?

Kojinka · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:00:21 PM »

Link: What about Super Smash Bros. on the N64? That was rated E for Everyone.
*Luigi knocks Link out with homerun bat. Link descends to the arena with one less life*
Luigi: But-a this is-a based on-a Super Smash-a Brothers-a Melee, which is rated T for Teen.
Link: The only thing you need to worry about is kids looking up the princesses' desses in the trophy gallery.
Luigi: Have you ever done that?
Link: I looked up the dresses of a couple Zelda trophies once or twice.
Zelda: You WHAT?! >O
Link: Uh oh. *scampers away*
*Zelda chases Link around the arena in comic anime rage.*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:16:52 PM »

Mario: Ahh, zelda, don't make'a big fuss about it, why I did it to'a Pe...uh oh
Peach: *in a rage* YOU DID WHAT!??!?!?!? ZELDA, LETS GET EM!
(Zelda and Peach corner their guys)
Link and Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masher101 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:24:55 PM »

Fox: HiYa! *fox kicks mario off screen, and dashes into link* Easy as pie!
Peach/Zelda: THEY WERE OURS!!! DIEEEEE
Fox: Uhhh... AhhhHHhhH! run for your lives!!!!
Roy: whats all this?
Peach: IM GONA GET YOU!
Roy: AhhhHHHh!
Link: ohhh... ?! whats going on?
Zelda: YOU! GET OVER HERE!
Link: ?! Whaaaa?
*Zelda transforms into sheik*
Sheik: Heh Heh Heh
Link: oh no! *Sheik throws nails at link*
Link: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *flyes out of screen*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:28:43 PM »

Peach: Now Mario, time to deal with YOU!!!
Mario: Oh, yeah right, whatcha gonna do!?!??!
Peach: Well, first I'm gonna *is cut off my Roy*
Roy: Yaaaaaaaaah!
Peach: *charges up* HE WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: Uh oh *runs*
Peach: COME BACK HERE, CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!