Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 42152 times)

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #120 on:** March 27, 2006, 01:41:37 AM »

Zelda: You did it!
Mario: No, I didn't!
Link: Yes, you did because you were the hottest star!
Zelda and Mario: *stare at Link*..........
Link: NOT LIKE THAT!
Zelda: *still staring*
Peach: WHO HIT ME ON MY HEAD!?!??!

Kojinka · « **Reply #121 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:33:54 PM »

Link and Zelda point at Mario, and Mario points at Link. Peach is fuming in anime rage with a face redder than Mario's hat.
Mario: That's it! I refuse to be the center of any more of these-a kind a-fights! Screw you guys. I'm-a goin' home! *does Cartman thing and leaves arena*

Jman · « **Reply #122 on:** March 28, 2006, 04:46:20 PM »

Ness: Oh look. Captain Wuss-tendo is leaving!

Mario (turns around.): That's-a it! *beats the goo out of Ness*

25 minutes later...

Mario: Okay, now I'm-a leaving!

Ness is on the ground, bloodied and almost...not alive.

Kirby: Wow, since when has Super Smash brothers turned into DeathMatch Mania?

Dedede: I don't know, all I know is that I am the greatest ever!

Kirby: Shut up, DDD! *suddenly becomes Fighter Kirby and suplexes Dedede from his warpstar from about 25 feet in the air.* I love this sport!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #123 on:** March 28, 2006, 04:49:59 PM »

Peach and Zelda: *does a victory dance with Zelda* Uh huh! Mario is gone! He can do no more harm! Waaa-hooo!
Link: *sigh*

Kojinka · « **Reply #124 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:31:03 PM »

mysterious voice: That's what you think! *portly shadow dude jumps in and throws dark fireballs at everyone* Nyeh-heheheheh!
Bowser: Cut it, Junior. We all know it's you.
voice: Aww rats! *shadow dude transforms into Bowser Jr.*
Luigi: I didn't know! I was stuck with that mad scientist during that adventure!

Jman · « **Reply #125 on:** April 01, 2006, 07:56:25 PM »

And then, everyone just kept a strangely awkward silence for the next 2 hours at the sight of Wario making his entrance in a pair of shorts and a tight t-shirt.

Mario finally broke the silence.

Mario: Aaaugh! *averts eyes.*

Wario: These were the only clean clothes that I had. See, I woke up at about 10 minutes before the event started. So, I was in a hurry. *Stops when everybody keeps staring at him* Oh forget it! It's like I'm speaking Chinese! Just for your impolite stares, I will accept a challenge from any of you who wish to be destroyed in a steel cage match!

Mario: No thanks, I'm leaving! Must wash eyes!

Luigi: You're on!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #126 on:** April 01, 2006, 11:29:34 PM »

Peach: I'd help Luigi, but my eyes are burning from the sight.
Zelda: Yeah, I'm going with Peach.
Link: *going crazy and rubbing his eys that are streaming with tears* MY EYES! MY EYES!

Kojinka · « **Reply #127 on:** April 02, 2006, 07:14:47 PM »

Everyone except Luigi back away covering their eyes.

Wario: You're all cowards except Luigi, who proved his-a bravery in that mansion!
Mario: Coward?! *jumps in beside Luigi* We'll show you.
Luigi: We? *happy tear*
Mario: Of course. There've been times when we'd be doomed without each other!
Luigi: *wipes tear and regains determined face* I won't let you down!
Mario: Neither will I.
Wario: Enough with brotherly love and-a fight me!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #128 on:** April 02, 2006, 08:54:14 PM »

Wario: *throwing the first punch.* I was given the greatest power at birth. Unrivaled strength!
*Mario dodges and parries with light but quick jabs to Wario's face.*
Mario: I may not be the fastest guy around, but I'm still faster than you!
*Wario steps back, while Luigi moves behind. Luigi sweeps the floor and trips Wario up. Instead of falling flat on his rump, Wario pounds the ground with his fists.*
Luigi: Mama-Mia! What's-a goin' on?
Mario: Wario's causing an earthquake! Move out of the way!
*The two try to move, but the shockwave was too great.*
Luigi:Ughhh!
Mario: Stay calm, the fight isn't over yet!
*The whole steel cage shock with Wario's might*
Luigi: Look out, the cage is falling apart!
*The cage falls, and hits Wario on the head.*
Mario: Is it over?
Wario: *with dazed look in his eyes.* Ughhhh...... I have a suprise for you.........You may be faster than me, but no one can beat HIS speed!
*The walls explode, and a figure moves in.*
Mario: It can't be! You!

Jman · « **Reply #129 on:** April 08, 2006, 08:53:57 PM »

Mario: Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: That's correct!

Yoshi: Oh woop de do.

Meanwhile, Toad was off doing his grocery shopping. He suddenly noticed a, (actually, I should save that for Revenge of Luigi.) giant bug. He proceeded to try to kill the bug, only to discover that it transformed into a giant chain chomp upon approach. His cries of "Look! A Chain Chomp!" were never answered because he had cried wolf too many times. And so he died...a horrible, bloodlinessent, fangoriously, nefarious, goryishius, death.

Mario: Meanwhile, back at the stadium...

Kojinka · « **Reply #130 on:** April 10, 2006, 03:17:25 PM »

Sonic ran circles around the bros. till Bowser stepped up and put his foot in the blue hedgehog's path. Sonic tripped and skidded into a building which collapsed on him.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #131 on:** April 12, 2006, 05:25:59 AM »

Amy: Sonic! NOOO!
Mario: What is this, a crossover?
Luigi: It's beginning to look like it...
Amy: You're going down, Bowser!
Bowser: Yeah, right. *Laughs*
*Amy grabs her hammer, and hits Bowser, who retaliates with Whirling Fortress*
Wario: Hey! We were fighting here!
Mario: Nah, this is way more interesting.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #132 on:** April 12, 2006, 12:10:50 PM »

Peach and Zelda: *come back from shopping* WHAT THA?? *drop their frappachinos*
Peach: Whoa, guys. Like, what's with the serious crossovers?
Zelda: Even though I'm a crossover, I'm in the game, but Sonic and friends aren't.
Sonic: Are you saying we can't FIGHT!?!?
Peach: She didn't say tha-
Zelda: *cutting Peach off* YOU WANNA FIGHT!!? HUH?
Sonic: Bring it on, sister!
Zelda and Sonic:*fighting*
Peach: Oh God...

Kojinka · « **Reply #133 on:** April 12, 2006, 03:04:26 PM »

Fox: I thought you were a crossdresser, Zelda.
Zelda: Keep your mouth shut if you want to live!
The Mushroom Mage appears.
Mario: Hey, Mage, should-a we kick the Sonic gang out?
Luigi: They don't even appear in this-a game.
TMM: Let them join the fight. I've seen so many Mario Sonic crossovers on the Internet that I don't see much harm.
Mario: But what would Master Hand think of this?
TMM: >:) Already taken care of.

Elsewhere a disabled Master Hand lies growling.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #134 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:59:16 PM »

Pikachu: Pi-kachu! *zaps a buch of random people*